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Nerding Day: 101 Uses for a Dead Cube

In 1981, a man with a suspicious amount of dead cats published the humor and comedy book 101 Uses for a Dead Cat. That very same year, that ver...

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Hot Dog Appreciation Day: The Double Plot

Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we team-costumed as a centaur for Halloween. We’ll let...

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Extra Wiener 147 - A Youthful Book Game with Jason Pargin

Seanbaby knows the secrets to staying young: It's  unhinged madness and the band Korn! Can Brockway and guest, Jason  Pargin, find both? Fucking fuck yeah they can!

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Podcasting Day: Unintentional Dark Comedies with Jason Pargin 🌭

Jason Pargin's new book is available now! It's called Zoey is Too Drunk for this Dystopia and2023-11-01 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Trapping Day: BIGFEETS Design-A-Trap Contest Winners! 🌭

UPDATE 10/31 1:30PM: By usin' us a goat and beloved friend, we lured out more entries what had been forgotten by science.

You kil...

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Nerding Day: DressX 🌭

I’ve always felt the problem with clothing is that it’s a real, tangible product I can purchase and not a ghostly apparition floating over the general a...

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Puppet Week: You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 🌭

As the fall of Puppet Week encircles us, our only choice left is to die well. To take as many of them with us. But first... the year was 1939, and the world...

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Puppet Week: Curt Hiss the Drug Free Beatboxing Snake 🌭

It’s the 1980s. You want to make movies but you don’t have the budget, cast, location, or talent. There’s only one avenue left for you: Drug education...

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Extra Wiener - More of the Worst Puppeteer in History with Lydia Bugg and Dennard Dayle

CAUTION: DO NOT LISTEN TO THE BONUS PODCAST BEFORE THE MAIN PODCAST.

CAUTION: DO NOT LISTEN TO THE BONUS PODCAST.

...with Lydia Bugg and Dennard Dayle!

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Puppet Week: The Worst Puppeteer in History with Lydia Bugg and Dennard Dayle 🌭

You are directly in the middle of Puppet Week and it rules! You have been trained to expect punishment and terror, and you’ve received only orgasmic Tim C...

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Puppet Week: Thunderbolt Fantasy 🌭

I jumped into puppet week research looking for a premium nightmare, and failed. Thunderbolt Fantasy flipped over my weak cynic blows, tossed a swor...

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Puppet Week: The Faces of Muppet Tim Curry 🌭

As we all know, Muppets are the only acceptable puppets. They are our soft friends who are genuinely funny and would never touch us with their weird little ...

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Fucking Day: Hot Crossed Buns 🌭


Beneath our world lies another-- one of forbidden ecstasy. A world where pleasure and pain combine in a ritual too mysterious to understand. The ...

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Upsetting Day: Jan Å vankmajer's Alice

Well met, my precious hotdog flavored readers! Call me a chocolate starfish, because I'm about to make your biscuit limp.

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Extra Wiener 145 - Behind the Scenes of The President Goes to Heaven with Jamie Kelly

It's what you all asked for: Even more information about the making of The President Goes to Heaven and the maniac who filmed it! It's a wild story full of FBI stings, Republican congressman, kidnapping, high speed chases, anti-semitism, under age...

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Podcasting Day: The President Goes to Heaven with Jamie Kelly 🌭

This week we’re joined by our own Jamie Kelly, the lady who makes us sound good ...

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Fucking Day: Meet Mr. Smith

God loves sequels.

And Eric Ludy still needs you to know he fucks. Jesus watches, so Eric puts on a show. An exclusive one, unlike the free s...

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Learning Day: Pop & Unlock the Power Within

At the intersection of magic and dance, there lies a single man who refers to himself as the Dance Jedi, even though Disney has forcefully asked him to stop...

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Punching Day: Secrets of Dim Mak 🌭

There are points on a man that, if poked, kill. There are energies that, if harnessed, turn any dainty kitty cat slap into a murder weapon. You are about to...

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Nerding Day: Mortal Kombat Annihilation... The Book! 🌭

As they say in Mortal Kombat, welcome back to the stage of history! By now you’ve probably already purchased Mortal Kombat 1 and have spent hours enjoying...

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Extra Wiener 144 - Dreams of the Witch with Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee

Are guests Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee ready to brave the rough uncharted dreamscape of a terrible witch? Did Seanbaby bring his Witch ATV and Dream Machete? These are questions Brockway demands the answers to with his game, Dreams of the Witc...

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Podcasting Day: Cake Boss Spirits & Spumoni with Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee 🌭

Unexplainable creatures haunt every corner of our world, and desserts are no exception. From the bowels of Cumberland County's second most popular ghost tou...

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Trapping Day: The Bigfeets Design-A-Trap Contest 🌭

What’s this? The opportunity of your afternoon. In monster-hunt...

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Fucking Day: How to Marry the Rich

It's hard to make money if you're a simple, hot, intelligent, overly confident woman who's willing to marry an old man and wait for him to die. Wait, sorry,...

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Fucking Day: Hustler Humor

"I just had to pass some gas," says a man farting out a window. Hi, I'm Seanbaby, and that was an entire Hustler Humor comic.

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Fucking Day: XXXenophile 🌭

That’s right fuckers, ya boy is back, with the all the attitude of a kid in a music video telling their dad Meat Loaf to fuck right off and die please, Da...

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Extra Wiener 143 - How to Pick Up Book Games with Dan McQuade

Seanbaby takes Brockway for a romantic helicopter ride and kills Dan McQuade's dog, it's a Don Diebel book game!

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Podcasting Day: Pink Lady and Jeff with Dan McQuade 🌭

This week we’re joined by Defector’s Dan McQuade, the 2023-10-04 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Fucking Day: Send Nudes: Body S.O.S.

It’s time for the cruelest reality show on airwaves.

No. ...

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Fucking Day: Tilted Kilt's Missed Shots

There’s something you get living in the South you just can’t experience anywhere else, and that is the sheer volume of titty-themed chain restaurants. S...

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