Teamworking Day: Twisted Metal 2 Endings
The TV adaptation of Twisted Metal is a silly take on what would happen if the exploding vehicle apocalypse ended the world in the mid '90s. It's h...
2023-09-29 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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Hot Dog Appreciation Day: In Taco Rememberance
Welcome, đźŚs, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we are each the sole beneficiary of the other’s will. ...
2023-09-28 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Wiener 142 - A Pacvelous Book Game with Lydia Bugg
Seanbaby has a question for Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg: Are you as Pac-Man as Taylor Hicks? "What the fuck does that mean?" Some of you are saying. "I hate you for asking this," others are saying. "No really, what the fuck could that possibly ...
2023-09-27 12:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: Hardcase with Lydia Bugg đźŚ
It's Podcasting Day! And this week on the Dogg Zzone 9000, we are joined by our own Lydia Bugg to discuss something you should never find further informatio...
2023-09-27 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: Bunnykill đźŚ
Don’t worry, Bunnykill isn’t some artless lunatic drawing rabbit murder on the asylum walls. It’s an inspired lunatic animating<...
2023-09-26 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: The Professional Writers’ Phrase Book
Sometimes, I think about writing a book, but I’m just not sure I have enough pizzazz. My work is flat, utterly unzazzy. Luckily, one of the au...
2023-09-25 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: That Bank Teller From Dragged Across Concrete
In 2018, writer/director S. Craig Zahler released a movie called Dragged Across Concrete. You might know him as the guy who made Bone Tomahawk<...
2023-09-22 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad
Everyone wanted in on that sweet Power Rangers heat in the ’90s. And while Saban Entertainment cranked out their share of shows based on Japan...
2023-09-21 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Wiener 141 - WikiWhy with Merritt K
Brockway has a game of deduction, intuition, and piss: It's WikiWhy with Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K!
Podcasting Day: WMAC Masters Ladies' Night with Merritt K đźŚ
Once, in days long past, Seanbaby and Brockway along with their guest, horror author 2023-09-20 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Nerding Day: American Romance
American Romance is a breakthrough in dork studies.
Punching Day: Empty Force đźŚ
Come along with me, hotdog children, to the mystical faraway land of California, where an ancient Chinese practitioner named Paul Dong practices...
2023-09-18 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: Once I Was A... đźŚ
Doris Sanford and Graci Evans create illustrated guides to childhood problems, and no one has ever done it worse. They solve 2023-09-15 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Fucking Day: The Sensuous Man
Hey hello to you all today we are continuing our hot dog sexual education series in our quest to get more competents and considerate in bed with ourse...
2023-09-14 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Wiener 140 - The Kissmaster with Rodney Anonymous
Seanbaby would like to apologize for putting Brockway and guest, Rodney Anonymous, into the headspace of a pathetic heavy metal grifter. He does this by putting them in the headspace of a literary kiss criminal.
2023-09-13 12:01:59 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: Threatin with Rodney Anonymous đźŚ
This week on the Dogg Zzone 9000, we welcome the great Rodney Anonymous...
2023-09-13 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: A Big Bad BeetleBorg's Christmas
The Beetleborgs Christmas episode is art.
I wonâ...
2023-09-12 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Branson on Stage
We all know of the popular game so beloved by nerds that a single card from it can sell for hundreds, or sometimes millions of dollars. Yes, Iâ€...
2023-09-11 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: Make Your Own Sex Toys đźŚ
There’s no gentle way to break this to you. It’s time to:
Learning Day: 9 Cats, 9 Lives
I’m furious at this book, because its cover is its first and last mention of cats.
Extra Wiener 139 - Brainfuck to Godhood with Merritt K
Brockway asks Seanbaby and Merritt K to transcend the limitations of their pitiful human forms and become gods! Using! The power! Of! YouTube affirmations!
2023-09-06 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: WMAC Masters - The Joke's On You, with Merritt K! đźŚ
We’re joined once again by author, champion skeet-shooter, and 2023-09-06 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Nerding Day: Law & Order SVU's Gamergate Episode
In nerd camp, they said “the medium is the message.” That’s from Marshall McLuhan, founder of a chain store. Or media theory, I wasn’t sl...
2023-09-05 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: Dinosaurs for Hire
Sometimes, you run across a piece of art that represents the peak of someone’s abilities as a creator. Sometimes, realizing that what you’re seeing is t...
2023-09-04 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: The Mr. T Game
Here at this delightful 1900HOTDOG website, I’ve written two hundred and eighty (280!) articles about maniac cops, horny witches, and diseased gr...
2023-09-01 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Appreciation Day: Rise of the WeinerBots
Welcome, đźŚs, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we each wear one diamond earring of a matching set a...
2023-08-31 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Wiener 138 - More 1980s Cartoon PSAs with Zak Koonce
Seanbaby pulls up in a windowless van and tells Brockway and guest, Zak Koonce, to get in. There's been an emergency, all four of their parents have been in a car accident together! It's more 1980s cartoons PSAs!
2023-08-30 12:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: 1980s Cartoon PSAs with Zak Koonce đźŚ
It sure is a lot of fun to be silly. But in the last 137 episodes of The Dogg Zzone 9000, you saw the dangers of talking to strangers about madness. So when...
2023-08-30 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: McGruff's Smart Kids Album đźŚ
Tuesdays are mine, forever. Time to celebrate. Summon the wheel.
Upsetting Day: Flirt Squirts
It’s 1990; a toy company executive stands in front of a large piece of paper that says “girls?” Rumors abound that selling things to girls can generat...
2023-08-28 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post