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Learning Day: The Bullshit Puzzles and Mazes of the A-Team Action Activity Books

The A-Team was a perfect show. Wanted for a crime they didn't commit, they were a master of disguise, a guy who fucks, an unpredictable pilot, ...

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Nerding Day: Animalympics

What if I told you that there was a movie in which comedy superstars narrated pop-culture parodies of very sexually-frustrated animals competing in an o...

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Fucking Day: Fat Hen Farms 🌭

Look at the below screengrab and tell me the first thing you notice:

2025-11-19 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post

Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 254, Warriors Of The Wasteland with Dirk Marshall

Two words: Gay barbarian death cult featuring Fred Williamson.

Dirk Marshall's origin story is 1983's "Warriors of the Wasteland," quite possibly the most beautiful story o...

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Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 254, Warriors Of The Wasteland with Dirk Marshall

Two words: Gay barbarian death cult featuring Fred Williamson.

Dirk Marshall's origin story is 1983's "Warriors of the Wasteland," quite possibly the most b...

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Upsetting Day: For Girls Only (No Boys Allowed!)🌭

Did I give VHS a fair shot? Dad had a VCR, so I thought o...

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Nerding Day: The Adventures of Kool-Aid Man

The Kool-Aid Man sure is known for having his adventures, s...

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Hot Dog Store: It's That Time: Backyards & Bigfeets

Roll your character. We’re Wood Elf Pissmancers.

I am writing this on my phone this week as I’m on an airplane, so I’m going to let PoxCo-GP...

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Video Podcast: BIGFEETS Episode 59 - AIMS vs The Cherokee Death Cat

The AIMS team once again goes after the Cherokee Death Cat, a Battle Cat made of the souls of every Indian who died on the trail of tears. But this time will be different! This ...

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BIGFEETS Episode 59 - AIMS vs The Cherokee Death Cat

The AIMS team once again goes after the Cherokee Death Cat, a Battle Cat made of the souls of every Indian who died on the trail of tears. But this time will be ...

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Hot Dog Store: Get Your Holiday Shopping Done Today

And get it done with your brain on Hot Dog.

This is what I feel like every Tuesday morning as soon as I open the site.

Which days make you f...

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Learning Day: The Little Republican

Today we're reading a children's book, and it's called…

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Upsetting Day: CERN Satan's Playground

CERN: Satan’s Playground is boilerplate conspiracy crap by a man whose brain is soup.

2025-11-13 13:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: Sissyneck's Alpha Brain

Hey folks how we doing I know the tribbalations are piling up out here, hard sometimes to keep our chin ups isnt it? Maybe it aint very patriotic but I ...

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Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 253, Hamburger The Motion Picture with Jason Pargin

Jason Pargin's favorite hotdog is a hamburger. The son of a bitch brought us Hamburger the Motion Picture, a college sex comedy about meat and fucking. It's the cl...

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Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 253, Hamburger The Motion Picture with Jason Pargin

Jason Pargin's favorite hotdog is a hamburger. The son of a bitch brought us Hamburger the Motion Picture, a college sex comedy about meat and fucking. It's the c...

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Fucking Day: Silvers Spells for Love

Wow, I’m pissed already! Silver’s stronger than ever....

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Learning Day: The Emperor Of Welding🌭

I found a new show on TikTok, and I've experienced a lifetime in its universe. I've lived, I've loved, I've welded. All of the most important things. Th...

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Hot Dog Store: Catalog of Cursed Artifacts, and new merch in the vault

Troubled by clowns? Use karate to karate them away!

This shirt should not be, but it is, so I think legally you have to buy it.

2025-11-08 19:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post

Punching Day: Kickzone Movies in Order - A Chronological Viewing Guide

(submitted by 1900hotdog staff, bot_0231900hotdog staff)

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Nerding Day: Doom Infernal Sky🌭

You could not do more to convince me that you have never played one second of a DOOM game than to write the four DOOM novels that were published in the ...

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Learning Day: The OReilly Factor for Kids 2025 The Final Summoning

Welcome back to our recurring nightmare. The world is cloaked in shadow. The left wants to give your children a free lunch instead of making them earn i...

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Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 252, BrosPod with Alex Schmidt

Pierce Brosnan: Own it, enjoy it, don't worry about it. Words our guest Alex Schmidt lives by. Join us as the DOGGZZONE dives into what may be the most handsome origin story of a...

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Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 252, BrosPod with Alex Schmidt

Pierce Brosnan: Own it, enjoy it, don't worry about it. Words our guest Alex Schmidt lives by. Join us as the DOGGZZONE dives into what may be the most handsome o...

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Nerding Day: Silver's Spells for Abundance

I’m in. Let’s get fucking paid.

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Fucking Day: Time After Time

What if I told you hot young H.G. Wells has to chase his best friend, hot young Jack the Ripper, through time in his newly invented time machine, and ...

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Hot Dog Store: BIGFEETS POSTCARDS

Hey, did you see that we sell postcards in our shop now? It’s neat!

2025-11-03 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Video Podcast: BIGFEETS Episode 58 - AIMS vs The Silver Giant of Boone County

In this episode the AIMS team fight a bear, a scarecrow, a 7th Rogue Team, and a Cowboy Mustache. Obviously they lose every single one.

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BIGFEETS Episode 58 - AIMS vs The Silver Giant of Boone County

In this episode the AIMS team fight a bear, a scarecrow, a 7th Rogue Team, and a Cowboy Mustache. Obviously they lose every single one.

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Hot Dog Store: Halloween is OVER. It is now GIVING SEASON

First thing you can give me is a break, because Brockway hates when we talk about the Patreon, but I don’t mind talking about it at all! And guess what I learned very recently: 2025-11-01 18:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post