Welcome, šs, to your day of appreciation. Weāre awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we always do two-man Halloween costumes. This year w...
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When I was a kid, I didn't read comics with any sort of regularity. Random issues midway through runs of series I'd never heard of would simply material...
2025-10-29 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostThe Dogg Zzone welcomes Dimitri Simakis from Everything Is Terrible for another Hot Dog origin story! Come learn how a pitcher of rapping sugar water led to the creation of the world...
2025-10-29 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostWe're huntin' ladies with Dimitri Simakis! Don't worry, no ladies will be harmed in the making of this episode. None of this advice will ever work.
2025-10-29 11:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe Dogg Zzone welcomes Dimitri Simakis from Everything Is Terrible for another Hot Dog origin story! Come learn how a pitcher of rapping sugar water led to the creat...
2025-10-29 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Curse Day! Iām dicked.
Iāve antagonized each corner of the coven, and itās one of those horror shapes with infinite angles. You know, ...
2025-10-28 12:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
How often do you think about scarves? Stop. Don't answer that. I can tell you right now, it's not enough. It's recently come to my attention that scarve...
2025-10-27 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
October! Spooky! Ok, I know there is still a week left of October, but hereās the thing. I drew a bunch of spooky achromatic stuff for you this month ...
2025-10-26 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostOH SHIT NEW PRODUCT ALERT, WEāVE DONE IT AGAIN!
Thatās right, once again weāve invented a completely new type of product. Remember when we introduced āpostersā as shirts for your walls? You all loved it! You wrote me letters sent t...
2025-10-25 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Growing up with broke parents meant two things: I was only hit with low quality pleather belts and most of our VHS tapes were copies of copies of copies...
2025-10-24 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
A few months back, I celebrated Pride Month with 2025-10-23 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
So: you've died in Canada. And as the famous saying goes, when you die in Canada, you die in real life, bud. There are plenty of dignified ways to go in...
2025-10-22 12:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostThe original Rock 'n' Roll High School was a fun punk rock classic. The sequel is a Corey Feldman musical. It's the farthest human art has fallen in the least amount of time, and fuc...
2025-10-22 11:59:06 +0000 UTC View PostIt's a good ol' fashioned Quaid-eatin' contest with your boy, Zak Koonce!
2025-10-22 11:58:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe original Rock 'n' Roll High School was a fun punk rock classic. The sequel is a Corey Feldman musical. It's the farthest human art has fallen in the least amount ...
2025-10-22 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Earth might be round. I donāt tell new friends, it tends to throw off the tone. No point feeding the āpreachy Rounderā stereotype. But when Iāve...
2025-10-21 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
You know the king of cult films, Roger Corman, ok, so he had a younger brother who was sort of the court jester of cult films. He wanted to make cheap...
2025-10-20 12:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostThereās only one crew in town that can strengthen the Appalachian Honmoon, but you aināt gonna like the way they do it.
You wanna get wild? Ok...
2025-10-20 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostIn this episode, the AIMS Team loses fights against: A cornfield, half of a house, the concept of triangles, a little boy with a bicycle bell, continuity, their new staff writer, the ghosts of dog-eaten children, adolescent trauma, and Willy's abo...
2025-10-20 11:58:02 +0000 UTC View PostIn this episode, the AIMS Team loses fights against: A cornfield, half of a house, the concept of triangles, a little boy with a bicycle bell, continuity, their new staff writer, the ghosts of dog-eaten children, adolescent trauma, and Willy's abo...
2025-10-20 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostBe the manimal, little person toy genius, or speedboat wrestler you want to see in the world.
THERE IS A CRISIS! ON INFINITE BERKS! THAT IS SO MAN...
2025-10-18 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
The year was 1995 and we thought we knew how to fuck.
Back before fun was invented, one of the most popular video game franchises was Zork. Iām going off the assumption that not everyone knows this becaus...
2025-10-16 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Paradise Lost, plus Reboot, minus Paradise Lost. I love this dead planet.
Back in the 1990s we briefly mistook elaborate prosthetics for comedy. That's how we got The Amazing Live Sea Monkeys, a Howie Mandel production starring three suffocating improv...
2025-10-15 11:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostIf you're deficient in cute puns and dying from a lack of hunky buns, this game of Tidbits with Michael Swaim might keep you alive long enough to get the medical attention you need.
2025-10-15 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostBack in the 1990s we briefly mistook elaborate prosthetics for comedy. That's how we got The Amazing Live Sea Monkeys, a Howie Mandel production starring three su...
2025-10-15 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
It used to be that you couldn't gamble on your phone while jacking off and smoking weed. You used to have to go places to do things in America:...
2025-10-14 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
As the only certified alpha male at this website, itās my responsibility to talk to you about yankin' your hog until it bigger. This is science. I kno...
2025-10-13 12:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostItās almost time to buy Christmas presents. Or holiday presents or whatever. Itās shopping season, that means you need to collect them all! There are two.
2025-10-11 18:00:07 +0000 UTC
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