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Learning Day: The Ugly Truckling

The Tesla Cybertruck: wait, stop, where are you going. Come back. I applaud your blanket aversion to CyberTruck HorseHockey. But look at this thing...

Fucking Day: Man2Man Alliance

Younger readers might not know this, but there used to be more than six or seven websites. People owned their own domains, and when I say "people,"...

Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 191, Vincent Gallo Merch

We have an animated podcast! Come watch us and Jason Pargin talk about the trainwreck that '90s bad boy actor/director Vincent Gallo's life became.

Extra Wiener 191 - A Very American Book Game with Jason Pargin

Seanbaby is joined by American heroes Brockway and Jason Pargin to honor this great country by reading Gregory J.P. Godek's book, 1001 Ways to Celebrate America. This episode was originally going to run on 9/11. It had to be moved.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 191, Vincent Gallo Merch

Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by guest, Jason Pargin, to 2024-09-04 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: Pin-Up Pete

It’s 1952. You’re fourteen. Every nude shoulder makes your year. Then one day, your world changes. You find thirty pages of pa...

Learning Day: EGG 🌭

For a long time, I've wanted to cover an early 2000's teen magazine for this website, you know, the ones that were all about girl power! Which mean...

Hot Dog Store: The Jimmy Jiggles Shirt!

You remember our mascot, right? His name isn't Jimmy Jiggles, we actually forgot to name or acknowledge him.

Now we're a little afraid to. 2024-08-31 18:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Fucking Day: Nude Vampires

This isn't important, and I don't know why I'm opening with this, but "These ladies of the night are no tooth fairies!" is not a sane tagline for s...

Learning Day: The Buttercream Gang

Alright maybe you remember when youd go over to a new friends house as a kid and there you are getting used to the new smells and carpets and wonde...

Nerding Day: Zero Zero

This is not a LaserDiscs In The Rain column. God, how I wish it were. That would imply that my father showed me 2024-08-28 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 190, Top Model Backwards With Dan McQuade

We have an animated podcast! Our two cartoon ghouls and guest Dan McQuade discuss the episode of Top Model where Tyra Banks inserts herself into the lyrics of a memorial ballad. ...

Extra Wiener 190 - A Stupid Karate Book Game with Dan McQuade

Seanbaby has dozens of karate solutions for dealing with idiots, but are Brockway and Dan McQuade foolish enough to look for them?

YES!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 190, Top Model Backwards With Dan McQuade

Seanbaby sets an impossible task based on his own vanity: 2024-08-28 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Upsetting Day: Here Comes Whiteman! 🌭

Good morning! Ever read comics by the American Nazi Party?

2024-08-27 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post