Upsetting Day: What Became of Charles Cheese?
Look. I’m lucky enough to get to write a column here twice a month. That’s twenty-four chances a year to connect with another human being on th...
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Nerding Day: Tenko and the Guardians of The Magic
"Play the hits," they say. Nobody wants to hear your new material — they want the stuff they grew up on. So be it, I say to my trio of muscular, ...
2024-08-21 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostAnimated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 189, Heat with Merritt K
We have an animated podcast! Watch us and Merritt K discuss 1986's Heat with Burt Reynolds, the one where he dresses like pimp's couch and does flying jumpkicks that burst m...
2024-08-21 11:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Wiener 189 - The Bizarre Behind the Scenes Story of Burt Reynolds' HEAT
Brockway is back with Seanbaby and Merritt K to discuss the making of Heat. It should surprise nobody that it was one of the greatest disasters in film history.
2024-08-21 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostDogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 189, Heat with Merritt K
Brockway slips into his paisley blazer to trick Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, into watching 2024-08-21 11:57:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Nerding Day: Honda Presents A Very Special Supergirl 🌭
Meet the ultimate team-up: Hon...
2024-08-20 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: Another 469 Dirty Drawing Prompts
I’m a pretty confident and creative person, but I don’t think I possess the erotic imagination strong enough to come up with 469 Dirty Drawing ...
2024-08-19 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Store: The Dogg Boyzz Shirt
Wear your favorite anthropomorphic action hero hot dog boys to any event: funerals, funerals, funerals, or funerals!*
2024-08-17 18:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Punching Day: Fight Zone 🌭
Imagine a sport with the lethal strikes of martial arts but the pageantry of pro wrestling and the choreography of a grade school ninja play. Imagi...
2024-08-16 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Appreciation Day: Oops, it's Cat Week!
Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we ride around in a zeppelin s...
2024-08-15 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: I Survived 9/11
This is one of the most popular books in America. Its execution, ideas, and corporate background might be grimmer than its topic.
2024-08-14 12:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 188, Bangkok Knockout with Rusty Shackles
We have an animated podcast! Watch us talk with Rusty Shackles about Bangkok Knockout, which is the second best way to watch Bangkok Knockout, aside from actually watching Bangko...
2024-08-14 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Wiener 188 - Christian Clown Horror with the Late Rusty Shackles
Seanbaby forces Brockway and guest, Rusty Shackles, to seek out and revel in Christian clown horror. Rusty was abruptly devoured just a few minutes into this podcast. Send flowers straight to hell, which is where all clown victims go.
2024-08-14 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostDogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 188, Bangkok Knockout with Rusty Shackles
Seanbaby, Brockway, and guest Rusty Shackles celebrate 2024-08-14 11:57:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Learning Day: More 20th Century Dolls, Vol. 1
We need more dolls.
2024-08-13 12:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Nerding Day: PFC
Oh no, you got your fetish in my athletic event! You got your athletic event in my fetish. Things are going to get sexy, punchy, and confusing this...
2024-08-12 12:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 26 - Huckleberry vs. Bigfoot's Dusty Nuts
The Bigfeet Boys watch 2024-08-12 11:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hot Dog Store: The MORMON DOOM Shirt
Buy the MORMON DOOM shirt in the Hot Dog store now!
Real ones know Doom Guy ...
2024-08-10 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Fourteen Things Witches Hope Parents Never Find Out
Hi, parents. Witches are tricky, and they have fourteen secrets. Several of them is the television show, Smurfs. Luckily, I have found the...
2024-08-09 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: Lenny the Crack-Smoking Lion 🌭
You all remember 2024-08-08 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Nerding Day: The Slayer's Guide to Female Gamers
Twenty five years ago, tabletop roleplayers didn't have many options when it came to comedy about their favorite hobby. It wasn't like it is today,...
2024-08-07 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostAnimated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 187, Saban Moon with Lydia Bugg
After three decades, someone has finally uncovered the pilot for the lost 1990s American live action adaptation of Sailor Moon. Brockway shines the Magical Girl Signal. Sean...
2024-08-07 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Wiener 187 - Manimal, Wizard, or Hulk Hogan Speedboat with Lydia Bugg
It's time to play the hit game Manimal, Wizard, or Hulk Hogan Speedboat - where Seanbaby and Lydia Bugg must solve the problems of Sailor Moon episodes using Manimals, Wizards, or Hulk Hogan Speedboats. It explains itself!
2024-08-07 11:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostDogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 187, Saban Moon with Lydia Bugg
After three decades, someone has finally uncovered 2024-08-07 11:57:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Learning Day: Cats' Letters to Santa
It’s Tuesday! Time to check hell’s slush pile.
Upsetting Day: Stoner Cats
I would like to be the 1900hotdog columnist who specializes in art that is also literally a crime. Personally, I might have been a fan of the web...
2024-08-05 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostThe Hot Dog Store: Popsicle Pete Shirt
Popsicle Pete. Some websites don't even let you speak his name. We call those websites "survivors."
But that's not you!
Upsetting Day: The Haunting Musical Puppets of Sandra-May
We each live in our own silo crumbling to dust on a different entertainment wasteland, so I don't know if you've ever watched the increasingly less...
2024-08-02 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: The Complete Austin Powers for Gameboy Strategy Guide
Does Austin Powers make you horny, baby? Yeah, baby, yeah! Well, you better (oh) behave, because there’s now two incredible games based on the hi...
2024-08-01 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: The Chuck E. Cheese Archives
Some would say picking on a Chuck. E. Cheese animatronics fansite curated by a single man for over two decades is low-hanging fruit, beneath the am...
2024-07-31 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post