RealmInvader

I have been fired from my job (The job was providing regular status updates; I underperformed.)

If you don't use a password manager, you should remedy that immediately.

Free wallpaper/next update eyecatch

It's time to admit that I'm actually the Numa Numa guy's protégé

Just for funsies best "girl" poll.

He's spitting straight facts.

The big fuckin' Episode 2 Part 2 fallout.

Realm Invader Episode 2 Part 2 Public Release

Realm Invader Episode 2 Part 2 Walkthrough.

We are SO fucking back

A brief personal update (it's good news) that'll probably be pertinent to the future development of Realm Invader (it's good news)

Hey, this jumpscared me because it's a real-life thing (it's good news). So I had an appointment with a doctor today (it's good news) and after a long yappathon she diagnosed me with ADHD. (This is good news)

Assuming treatment goes well, th...

June 2025 NSFW Wallpapers (1080p)

June 2025 SFW Wallpaper (1080p)

For obvious reasons I really didn't want to do these despite my obligations. So sorry if they seem rushed, I'm pretty preoccupied.

Realm Invader Episode 2 Part 2 Final Previews

I've made the difficult decision to stop making renders and animations for the foreseeable future. (Because I've done them all lmao)

Remember last time when I said I had 9 animations left? Turns out that was a fucking lie told by a Gary who can't read his notes properly. 14. I had 14 animations left to do (in addition to those however many renders). The dumbass, masochistic sla...

I'm making myself miserable (and that's a good thing)

Okay, all business. Funny dev guy makes no funny dev guy jokes.

Pretty sure I've missed/am missing the window I alluded to earlier, but I did warn about it not being accurate.

Anyway, I've entered depression speedrun mode, i.e. pretty ...

Realm Invader Episode 2 Part 2 Previews #10 (Penultimate)

You've read that right, I've only got 1 preview batch's worth of unrendered material.

Chloe is decapitated during this scene. She canonically dies. You don't even get to see her nipple.

Bad news, I have failed to acquire the rights to add Pikachu to the Realm Invader roster.

But other than that, I'm still going, motivation somewhat higher than it's ever been during this update cycle.

Unfortunately, the animations took longer than I'd hoped, so I'm not sure how that affected scheduling, but I'm not despairing, th...

May 2025 NSFW Wallpapers (1080p)

May 2025 SFW Wallpapers (1080p)

April 2025 NSFW Wallpapers (1080p)

April 2025 SFW Wallpapers (1080p)

These are late, I'm sorry, I'm busy, I'm forming some kind of Venn Diagram with this train of thought.

Where am I? Where's the game now? What's going on?

Hey, guys, more of open-policy Gary with a generalized update (because I really need to unfuck the last year of bad communication).

I finished working for Companion of Darkness a while ago, don't worry about that. Sucks that it ate just over...

Realm Invader Episode 2 Part 2 Previews #9

These aren't necessarily recent, I'm pulling them from all the renders I've done so far.

Because I'm currently rendering a lewd scene, which I'm not inclined to spoil, my hands are tied to sharing new content. But I thought I'd give you a li...

Status update and poorly-timed setback.

Hey, I said I'd let you know when I've reached the next milestone (i.e. the next lewd scene) and I've done that. This lewd scene is stupid long and extensive, by the way, by my count 129 renders and 22 animations. That's a hell of a lot of work, b...

March 2025 NSFW Wallpapers (1080p)

March 2025 Wallpapers (1080p)

I'm tired, so I'm not sure if I'll work on the game today. Definitely tomorrow, though. As promised, I'll post an update when I reach the aforementioned lewd scene.

Public update I keep delaying because I'm balls deep into my bum dev arc.

I scheduled myself to put out this post once I'd finished working on the scene I was just doing. And like everything for this cycle, that took longer than I thought it would. At least I'm consistently a shit dev. Anyway, status update frequency ha...

I've opted to deliver this status update in sprechgesang because none of you bums can lay down a slick enough beat.

I've taken a huge bite out of what is essentially the final chapter of this update. With that said, there are still some big bites left. I've mentioned before (though I don't blame you for forgetting) that this update is heavily backloaded when it...

February 2025 1080p wallpapers (NSFW)

I'd warn you about these both being gay, but Realm Invader is a PSY-OP to turn you all gay anyway.