Nerding Day: Not Tonight Dear, I Have a Computer

A forensic scientist walks into a publisher's office and says, "I want to try writing a comedy book." That sounds like the setup to a punchline, but it's no...
2025-07-25 12:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post

A forensic scientist walks into a publisher's office and says, "I want to try writing a comedy book." That sounds like the setup to a punchline, but it's no...
2025-07-25 12:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, ðŸŒs, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we each have a tattoo of the other that...
2025-07-24 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
As a recent convert to the fighting arts, I approach combat sports with the lunatic zeal of a rich 25-year-old who just discovered Catholicism. Unlike them,...
2025-07-23 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Merritt K for a second round of DIRT BAG JEOPARDY! You weren't ready last time, how could you possibly be ready THIS TIME? No matter, we never undid y...
2025-07-23 11:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostMerritt K's back, and oh boy... it's a Seanbaby's Book Game! We're gonna learn 365 Ways To Smooch! Youre partner is Brockway
2025-07-23 11:58:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Merritt K for a second round of DIRT BAG JEOPARDY! You weren't ready last time, how could you possibly be ready THIS TIME? No matter, ...
2025-07-23 11:57:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I want enlightenment, but I don’t want to think about stuff or get rid of my stuff or be nicer to anyone or read about dead monks or embr...
2025-07-22 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
McDonald's is sort of like a parasite found in America that we've allowed to infect other countries due to our hubris. It's everywhere, and that means McDon...
2025-07-21 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostI really liked that action figure shirt we did a bit back. Let’s take another look at it!

This thing was great, but had some really weird timing wit...
2025-07-19 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
If you've always wanted to praise God but never knew for what, here's way, way, way less than 10,000 places to start!
2025-07-18 12:00:13 +0000 UTC
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It’s your birthday. You’re eight years old. You just got done crawling on your hands and knees through a labyrinth of sticky tunnels that have never, ev...
2025-07-17 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
New forms of media spawn new genres of storytelling. Television brought us the sitcom, the police procedural, the 2025-07-16 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Merritt K. Are you ready for the best game you've ever passively experienced? YOU ARE NOT. It's too late now... sit down strap in and be prepare for l...
2025-07-16 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostTIDBITS! And how we need them! Merritt K is back to shake off the the previous game with a worse game.
2025-07-16 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Merritt K. Are you ready for the best game you've ever passively experienced? YOU ARE NOT. It's too late now... sit down strap in and ...
2025-07-16 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post

What? I don’t need parking. I’m over driving...
2025-07-15 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you remember the good old days when knights used to go at each other with swords to entertain a bloodthirsty crowd? By the good old days, I mean specif...
2025-07-14 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostHOT DAMN, 50 EPISODES!

Can you believe we’ve been watching the AIMS team tactically patrol the Appalachian forests for 50 episodes already? Absolute...
2025-07-14 11:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostY'all... Jeff is just the saddest boy. Just... sad. Tune in to this episode of BIGFEETS and give Jeff a big ol' hug. MIND THE PEE. Well now look at what you did! As if we have pa...
2025-07-14 11:58:02 +0000 UTC View PostY'all... Jeff is just the saddest boy. Just... sad. Tune in to this episode of BIGFEETS and give Jeff a big ol' hug. MIND THE PEE. Well now look at what you did! ...
2025-07-14 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe boyzz are back in townn!

The Mona Lisa, Girl with a Pearl Earring, Dogs Playing Poker. All incomparable asshole when viewed next to majesty that i...
2025-07-12 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Men! Men! It's time for comics! Comics about the gunslinging, fist-flinging fistslinger who never makes a mistake! Man Comics Pres...
2025-07-11 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
What feels like an eternity ago, you and me really got into it over a metaphorical 2025-07-10 12:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post

It's been a calendar year since we met Foreskin ...
2025-07-09 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Bryan Stratton to the podcast!
Gimme an F#, four on the floor, moderate rock! 1...2...3...4...
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ROCKSTAR ferret! He's the best a...
Y'all obviously didn't get enough ferret facts... choke these down. If Bryan Stratton can do it, so can you!
2025-07-09 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Bryan Stratton to the podcast!
Gimme an F#, four on the floor, moderate rock! 1...2...3...4...
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ROCKSTAR ferret!...

Hey, Lochlainn! You self-search, right? No judgment, I indulge. I've read all my reviews twice. As another lunatic writing2025-07-08 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post

The Biker Mice From Mars are a product of the post Ninja Turtles animals plus radioactivity equals radical ripped animals who do extreme s...
2025-07-07 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostLearn the forbidden groin secrets of the east.

Are you ready to enter the dojo? Prove it!
2025-07-05 18:00:09 +0000 UTC
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