Punching Day: Karate Blazers 🌭
Gamers love to nostalgia-wank about the good old days of g...
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Learning Day: Science 4 for Christian Schools - Teacher's Guide 🌭
Two Learning Days ago we looked at 2020-11-02 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Teamworking Day: Hausu 🌭
Brockway: If you’re talking weird horro...
2020-10-30 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: 101 Ways to Get and Keep His Attention 🌭
"Men! WHO CAN FIGURE THEM OUT?" are the first words 10...
2020-10-29 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Ultimate Tag 🌭
Ultimate Tag is a real show that I did not make u...
2020-10-28 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: Karate for Snakes 🌭
"Take this book! It's too late for me!" screamed the man w...
2020-10-27 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: Captain Video vs. The Space Idiots 🌭
Captain Video and his Video Rangers was a 1950s s...
2020-10-26 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: 1,003 Great Things About Being A Woman 🌭
Let's talk women, ladies, and all the things that make wom...
2020-10-23 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: Denise Richards' Hottest Sex Scene 🌭
The last movie sex scene I brought you was that time the k...
2020-10-22 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Howard Johnson's Sega Game Tips 🌭
Sometimes cross-promotions are successful, like when the T...
2020-10-21 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: Karate Rap 🌭
Basically every hobby I have is either problematic in natu...
2020-10-20 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: Science 4 for Christian Schools 🌭
There is no shortage of knowledge out there. A woman named...
2020-10-19 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: The Over the Top Podcast 🌭
Happy Upsetting Day! Hopefully you’re not upset that 2020-10-16 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Fucking Day: The Better Sex Guide to Anal Pleasure 🌭
Oh, hi! Do you like butt stuff, only you wish it was more ...
2020-10-15 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: The Night Man Rollerblade Episode 🌭
Malibu was a slipshod comic imprint that could have only e...
2020-10-14 12:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: The Bouncing World of Road House 🌭
Road House is not the Citizen Kane of bouncer movies. Citizen Kane is the Road House of newspaper movies. This is my ...
2020-10-13 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: Meet Buster Sales! 🌭
Blockbuster died so hard that today it’s a joke: a punch...
2020-10-12 12:02:10 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Dear Nintendo My Life is a Goddamn Mess Part II 🌭
Welcome back, 1-900-HOTDOG readers! We now rejoin my...
2020-10-09 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: Hololive 🌭
Fucking is simple. Find the hole or surface of your choice and apply friction until your mother is ashamed of you. Technology made fucking complicated. T...
2020-10-08 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Dear Nintendo, My Life is a Goddamn Mess Part I 🌭
Many years ago, I put a thing on the Internet called "Seanbaby's NES Page" which featured a section called "Dear Nintendo, My Life is a Goddamn Mess." It...
2020-10-07 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: Undercover Grandpa 🌭
I normally have a strict rule against watching movies with names that are too close to what their porn parody names would be (Grandpa Under Covers 2020-10-06 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Reflecting Day: Seven Months of Hot Dog 🌭
It's been 7 months since we started this website-- an oasis of fun designed so two incredible men could produce short bits of daily hilarity. But we are ...
2020-10-05 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Love Beyond Circuits, Love Beyond Flesh 🌭
Making fun of fan fiction is tricky. On the one hand, it absolutely deserves to be mocked. On the other hand, you’re absolutely an asshole for mocking ...
2020-10-02 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: The Godek Podcast 🌭
In man's quest to get his dong into things, he has tried a...
2020-10-01 12:01:05 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Chojin Sentai Jetman 🌭
You probably know that Mighty Morphin Power Rangers was a recut of a Japanese show with new American actors. It wasn’t white-washing, but it w...
2020-09-30 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: The Stunts of Steven Seagal's Kill Switch 🌭
Today is my 15th 1-900-HOTDOG Punching Day article, and according to Punching Day tradition, this is the anniversary where I give you, my love...
2020-09-29 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: How to Overcome Lust 🌭
“Do you want to fuck them? Do you want to fuck them all? It’s up to you whether or not you fuck the whole world. But I’ll warn you now: You’ll ha...
2020-09-28 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: The Prison Alphabet 🌭
Here in America, we've designed an easily corrupted, very racist justice system. Then we incentivized everyone involved in that system to be the maximum ...
2020-09-25 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: The Several Opportunities For Sex Of Black Scorpion 🌭
When the internet was still in its early days, we had not perfected the fine art of masturbating to nerd shit. The will was always there, but ...
2020-09-24 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Show Off! How To Be Cool At Parties 🌭
The year was 1986, and being cool at parties was in. But cool at parties wasn't something you could simply