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Upsetting Day: THE STIMULATOR

In the ’90s there was a miracle product that took away all pain, for most people, maybe, usually, and if it didn’t you could keep trying. It was built o...

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Learning Day: Captain Hadacol 🌭

Look, in the sky! It’s a weak child! It’s a lack of appetite! It’s trouble focusing on schoolwork, NO! It’s Captain Hadacol! Captain Hadacol was the...

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Extra Wiener 132 - An Unholy Book Game with Lydia Bugg

Brockway sacrifices Seanbaby and Lydia Bugg to the fucking devil again!

That's it, that's the bonus podcast!

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Podcasting Day: The Book of the Demon Star with Lydia Bugg 🌭

By the hoary rites of the goose-pawed Ipes, we have summoned our own Lydia Bugg to this Dogg Zzone 9000 to read with us from the Book of the Demon Star<...

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Nerding Day: Sky Dancers and Dragon Flyz

In the 1990s, gender roles in American toys were much more rigid and inflexible than they are today. With few exceptions — board games, Slip ‘n’ Slide...

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Upsetting Day: ReelShort TV

You fools, you probably all believed the rumors of Quibi’s death. Like an evil twin in a soap opera, it’s made a dramatic return, but being played by a ...

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Fucking Day: Come On A My House 🌭

Polly Adler was a famous brothel owner, and three years after she died, the great comedy writer Phil Hirsch compiled a book of jokes about her. As the edito...

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Upsetting Day: S Rob Magic Revisited

Last year I wrote about a hedge wizard named S Rob and his vast library of magickal internet grifts. We’re already revisiting that column because… h...

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Extra Wiener 131 - A Holy Book Game with Fryda Wolff

Seanbaby reads Brockway a list of insane, unconnected things that may or may not lead to a murder. It's just another normal Seanbaby's Book Game! But this time it's got Fryda Wolff!

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Podcasting Day: Rollergames with Fryda Wolff 🌭

This week we’re talking to voice actor, skate warrior, and elven bootyshaker Fryda Wolff a...

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Learning Day: The Society of Classical Poets

Don’t. Nobody can publish that list without getting kicked to d...

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Punching Day: Rocket Robin Hood

Well, it’s already that time again. Nearly nude Canadian children’s television superhero time, I mean. Rocket Robin Hood, the 1966 cartoon crea...

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Teamworking Day: Hot Dog University

Seanbaby: Brockway, here’s my idea: we form an academic place of learning, right here on our website.

Brockway: Oh...

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Upsetting Day: John Fenley's Cursed Crime Warehouse 🌭

I am here to tell you a story. A story about a man. A man with a dream. A dream he purchased for2023-07-06 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Extra Wiener 130 - OK Science with Dennard Dayle

After two and a half hours of Compu-Toon, somehow Seanbaby and Dennard Dayle actually stay for a bonus episode. They're rewarded with OK Science, the ONLY scientifically verified hot dog themed podcast bonus episode.

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Podcasting Day: Compu-Toon with Dennard Dayle 🌭

This week we’re joined by academic, acclaimed a...

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Learning Day: The Recipe for a Perfect Cartoon

“The Recipe For A Perfect Cartoon” is a “how to to...

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Learning Day: Semen Retention 🌭

Have you ever looked at a rich, successful, ripped specimen of a man and thought, “that’s a guy who for sure never fucks. Not a thimble of seme...

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Learning Day: Yogi Bear Visits the U.N.

There are some moments in history so dark we don’t talk about them. And then there are moments that certainly didn’t happen and got penciled in later by...

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Hot Dog Appreciation Day: It's Were-Month!

Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we fuse together like those Lego pieces that don’t com...

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Extra Wiener 129 - A Wild Book Game with Dirk Marshall

Seanbaby challenges Brockway and guest, Dirk Marshall, to the barb wire guillotine match of podcasting: Seanbaby's Book Game!

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Podcasting Day: Superfights with Dirk Marshall 🌭

This week we’re talking to Dirk Marshall from the VHUS Podcast: Where all the best...

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Fucking Day: Sex Technique for Husband and Wife

Yes hello well their telling me i got a bulged disc so right now i’m writing this one in a laydown bed position, but even though its sort of a infirm situ...

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Upsetting Day: Elf-Help for Coping with Cancer 🌭

There are two things that Christian book companies love: mythical creatures and puns. The popular series Elf-help has both! It’s a bunch of cheer...

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Nerding Day: The Squire and the Scroll 🌭

It’s a glorious Nerding Day miracle, for today we celebrate the three pillars of nerding: Christianity, High Fantasy, and Virginity. You may remember auth...

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Nerding Day: Cursed Worlds

Blue Comet Comics brought you pure and earnest lunacy from writer, artist, editor, and owner Craig Stormon, whose mind was forever trapped in a labyrinth of...

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Extra Wiener 128 - A Thunderous Book Game with Dan McQuade

Seanbaby tricks Brockway and guest, Dan McQuade, with a book game cleverly disguised as a disgraced Confederate coward. They'll probably think they've gone backwards in time!

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Podcasting Day: Thunder in Paradise with Dan McQuade 🌭

It’s Dogg Zzone 9000 Day, and this week Defector co-founder 2023-06-21 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: Skeleton Warriors

The ’90s were, as you know, the most extreme decade of all time. The day-glo colors and hair metal of the ’80s pupated and metamorphosed into in-your-fa...

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Nerding Day: POPular TEEN-AGERS

Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be popular? For some of the people who work for this website, we may never know. As you’re all aware, Sean is t...

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