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Nerding Day: Captain Power 🌭

In 1987, producer and future accused child molestor Gary Goddard was on top of the world. He was directing the yet-to-bomb He-Man movie and was positioned t...

2024-02-21 13:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post

Extra Wiener 163 - Brainfuck to Godhood with Merritt K

Brockway asks Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, to select a set of superpowers from SEO scam affirmation videos. Their goal? Possess a young man's cock and bang John Derek's wife from beyond the ghost plain! This is accessible. This has become an acc...

2024-02-21 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 163, Ghosts Can't Do It with Merritt K

Brockway murders Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, so he can trap them on the ghost plain and use their supple young bodies to 2024-02-21 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: 7 Strategies to Develop Your Masculinity

We’re halfway through Love Month, and dying. Every expert’s worse than the last. Reality TV and comic books, education’s core, have failed us. We’ve...

2024-02-20 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Upsetting Day: Hangin' with Leo

In 1998, if you wanted to know what Leonardo Dicaprio was up to, you could pay an adult man who stalked him ten dollars to mail you grainy VHS footage of hi...

2024-02-19 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Teamworking Day: Classic Cars and Women

Brockway: I’m Robert and I want to welcome you to my Website. I have over 2,877 Hot Dog Followers. I just wanted to tell you that Women C...

2024-02-16 13:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: Zazzle's William Henry Harrison Gifts

This is the Zazzle.com store page for President William He...

2024-02-15 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Upsetting Day: Cemetery Man

Fat drops slide slickly down a silvery surface embedded with rainbows. Reflected in that surface is a boy, not yet a man, with a hole inside him as empty as...

2024-02-14 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 162, Deadliest Warrior Spartan vs. Ninja with Eddie Doty

Seanbaby programs Brockway and guest Eddie Doty into the virtual cyberarena and forces them to battle2024-02-14 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Extra Wiener 162 - Diebelest Warrior with Eddie Doty

Seanbaby puts over 17 factors into an Excel spreadsheet in order to perfectly simulate Brockway and Eddie Doty's reactions to Don Diebel's horrifying pickup lines. DIEBELEST WARRIOR!

2024-02-14 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Fucking Day: Sex Box 🌭

What’s a Sex Box? Forget wordplay.

2024-02-13 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Fucking Day: Stacy X

If you're familiar with my writing on this site, you probably already know that I love the X-Men. They are the best, coolest, most interesting superhero gro...

2024-02-12 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post

BIGFEETS - Episode 14, Hillbilly Sheep vs. The Trail of Tears

The Bigfeet Boys watch 2024-02-12 12:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: Magic for Children 🌭

Is there any way for a children's magic book to be considered "bad"? What would your expectations have to be? What would have to go wrong? The idea is nonse...

2024-02-09 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Vanning Day: 2024 Hot Dog Custom Van Contest Winners!

It begins with a legend: A great lover with no home to bed his conquests laid a cushion of goose down and straw in the back of a carriage, and the first van...

2024-02-08 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: Tiger Electronics' Mega Man 2 🌭

As a little kid, I looked up to Mega Man. This was also before there was a lot of Mega Man merch, so I was making my own Mega Man apparel by using a Sharpie...

2024-02-07 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Extra Wiener 161 - A Pacced Book Game with Dan PacQuade

Seanbaby traps Brockway and Dan McQuade in a labyrinth of aborted puns and the only way to escape is to read a terrible Pac Man joke book. It's cruel and unusual Pacishment! That's eight times better than any joke you will hear from this book.

2024-02-07 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 161, Golden Girls' "Dorothy's Prized Pupil" with Dan McQuade

Seanbaby thanks Brockway and Dan McQuade for being a friend by showing them 2024-02-07 12:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: Open Heart Forum

Somehow, the romance comic money printer’s still off. Sure, publishers entertain boring artist breakups and their boring artist feelings, and Archie’s s...

2024-02-06 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: Worth It or Woke

I'm going to pitch you a concept for a new website taking the internet by storm. You might have heard of it, but I want you to appreciate how a simple, bril...

2024-02-05 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Ape Week: Andy Gorilla - Prize Pupil 🌭

Every time Wonder Woman gets near a gorilla it's fucking insane, and I can prove it. I'm about to show you the dumbest, craziest gorilla Wonder Woman comic ...

2024-02-02 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Ape Week: Lancelot Link 🌭

Happy Ape Week! Today I’m talking about Lancelot Link: The 1970 spy-spoof television show starring exclusively chimps. It was a simpler time in A...

2024-02-01 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Ape Week: Spymate 🌭

Spymate is the kind of movie you throw on on a lazy Sunday morning, when your opera plans fall through, or when you feel like hammering yourself in...

2024-01-31 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 160, Ape Week with Lydia Bugg and Dennard Dayle

Seanbaby demands 50 feet of safety space between him and Brockway, Lydia Bugg, and Dennard Dayle - just in case they go berserk when he tells them they have to 2024-01-31 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Extra Wiener 160 - A Very Ape Book Game with Lydia Bugg and Dennard Dayle

Seanbaby harangutans Brockway, Lydia Bugg, and Dennard Dayle with a chimpload of apesolutely terribonobo ape joke books by Phil Hirsch. ... ... ... bananas!

2024-01-31 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post