Teamworking Day: Detective Extralarge

In 1991, Italy tried to make their own Miami Vice out of spare parts they found in America's '80s. The episodes were 90 minutes long ...
2025-02-19 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post

In 1991, Italy tried to make their own Miami Vice out of spare parts they found in America's '80s. The episodes were 90 minutes long ...
2025-02-19 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Sometimes, I feel like I could be a more effective bully. Generally, I'm pretty good at calling people suckers and chumps, doling out your basic no...
2025-02-17 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWow, hard to believe it’s been 38 years already. But I want to take you back a bit, back to a very special moment. A simpler time, one where all you needed was a motorcycle, a harpoon gun, and a sick ass tattoo of a hot dog. That’s right, toda...
2025-02-15 19:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
How thick and veiny is the penis of your god? Hi, we're talking about Dale Partridge's 2023 classic, The Manliness of Christ: How the Masculini...
2025-02-14 13:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Stop thinking of living in a van as a depressing end result of unchecked capitalism, and start thinking of it as your very own mobile battle center...
2025-02-13 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m going to be honest, I tried pretty hard not to make this an “Upsetting Day” column. Like any little sniveling weirdo, I hate being identi...
2025-02-12 13:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Lydia Bugg
to the DOGGZZONE! Remember the 80's? Sure, we all do. The wood paneling, the tape rewinders, Aquanet, pachyde...
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Lydia Bugg for a love in of BONUS proportions! Fall in love again, and again, and again... and ...again(?)
with, "101 Ways To Say I Love you" another cursed book we'll go ahead and read so you don't have to!
Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Lydia Bugg
to the DOGGZZONE! Remember the 80's? Sure, we all do. The wood paneling, the tape rewinders, A...

I dumped beef and got zero telekinesis out of it. This is horseshit. Who promised godhood for my ability to enjoy restaurants–co...
2025-02-11 13:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m pretty sure that Archie Andrews sold his soul to the devil. Not in one of the gritty Archie comics like Afterlife With Archie, and...
2025-02-10 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t think you quite understand how much I freaking love this.

It is such an incredible work of art. We should replace everything in eve...
2025-02-10 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe AIMS team is at it again as they face up against Appalachian Prometheus, The GREAT FIRE APE! Master of fire... or he eats fire, or has like... fire laser powers?? With the AI...
2025-02-10 12:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe AIMS team is at it again as they face up against Appalachian Prometheus, The GREAT FIRE APE! Master of fire... or he eats fire, or has like... fire laser power...
2025-02-10 12:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostPlease ensure you have adequate receptacles for cute puns and hunky buns.
Are you ready?

WHAAAAT? NO WAY!
2025-02-08 19:00:08 +0000 UTC
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The year was 2017. The author was a fucking idiot.
2025-02-07 13:00:13 +0000 UTC
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Welcome, đźŚs, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we bathe together in a tub sha...
2025-02-06 13:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Looking back at the '80s it feels like almost random chance as to which films became personality-defining franchises and which have sort of soldier...
2025-02-05 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Brendan McGinley
to the DOGGZZONE! Rejoice comic book nerds for today after MUCH anticipation, we FINALLY discuss the LO...
Who ordered more L4A?? Was it YOU? No? Must have been Brendan McGinley... we'll make him eat it, and you get to listen!
Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Brendan McGinley
to the DOGGZZONE! Rejoice comic book nerds for today after MUCH anticipation, we FINALLY...


Is your baby jacked enough? 2025-02-04 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Isabella Rossellini was nominated for an Oscar this year for portraying a nun in the drama Conclave, but what she should have gotten an Os...
2025-02-03 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Boy, what a year 2025 was, huh?
Oh, what’s that? Ah, I see.
Welcome to February! There were a lot of fires kind of near...
2025-02-02 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostHey kid, want to see a video game?

Too bad! I do have some awesome 8-Bit Hot Dogs apparel for you though! Exclamation mark!
2025-02-01 19:00:06 +0000 UTC
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In 2006, an experienced stuntman and martial artist, Mark Hicks, did a screen test for a Nike commercial. His audition got off to a rocky start, bu...
2025-01-31 13:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, do you ever feel like you were born in a time of vast potential only to come of age right as all the doors start slamming shut? That’s exac...
2025-01-30 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I actually asked my parents for this garbage. I begged for this shit. And I got it: The worst Mega Man ever made.
2025-01-29 13:00:12 +0000 UTC
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Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Merritt K to the DOGGZZONE! Faith and begorrah! A BloodSport has broken out on the Emerald Isle, and it's heavily unde...
2025-01-29 12:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post