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Teamworking Day: Detective Extralarge

In 1991, Italy tried to make their own Miami Vice out of spare parts they found in America's '80s. The episodes were 90 minutes long ...

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Upsetting Day - Sucker Punch, Round One🌭

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Learning Day: Bully Smart

Sometimes, I feel like I could be a more effective bully. Generally, I'm pretty good at calling people suckers and chumps, doling out your basic no...

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Hot Dog Store: Year 2 Dogg Cru

Wow, hard to believe it’s been 38 years already. But I want to take you back a bit, back to a very special moment. A simpler time, one where all you needed was a motorcycle, a harpoon gun, and a sick ass tattoo of a hot dog. That’s right, toda...

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Upsetting Day: The Manliness of Christ

How thick and veiny is the penis of your god? Hi, we're talking about Dale Partridge's 2023 classic, The Manliness of Christ: How the Masculini...

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The 2025 1900Hotdog Design Your Own Bitchin' Custom Van Contest (3-D Edition!)

Stop thinking of living in a van as a depressing end result of unchecked capitalism, and start thinking of it as your very own mobile battle center...

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Upsetting Day: Why Must I Destroy What I Simpsons?🌭

I’m going to be honest, I tried pretty hard not to make this an “Upsetting Day” column. Like any little sniveling weirdo, I hate being identi...

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Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 214, CIRCUS OF THE STARS with Lydia Bugg

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Lydia Bugg
to the DOGGZZONE! Remember the 80's? Sure, we all do. The wood paneling, the tape rewinders, Aquanet, pachyde...

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Extra Weiner - 101 Ways To Say I Love You with Lydia Bugg

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Lydia Bugg for a love in of BONUS proportions! Fall in love again, and again, and again... and ...again(?)
with, "101 Ways To Say I Love you" another cursed book we'll go ahead and read so you don't have to!

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Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 214, CIRCUS OF THE STARS with Lydia Bugg

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Lydia Bugg
to the DOGGZZONE! Remember the 80's? Sure, we all do. The wood paneling, the tape rewinders, A...

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Nerding Day: PETA's Super Tofu Boy

I dumped beef and got zero telekinesis out of it. This is horseshit. Who promised godhood for my ability to enjoy restaurants–co...

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Nerding Day: Date With Debbi

I’m pretty sure that Archie Andrews sold his soul to the devil. Not in one of the gritty Archie comics like Afterlife With Archie, and...

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Hot Dog Store: Bigfeets Of Future Past

I don’t think you quite understand how much I freaking love this.

It is such an incredible work of art. We should replace everything in eve...

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Video Podcast: BIGFEETS Episode 39 - The Great Fire Ape vs. Shoplifting

The AIMS team is at it again as they face up against Appalachian Prometheus, The GREAT FIRE APE! Master of fire... or he eats fire, or has like... fire laser powers?? With the AI...

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BIGFEETS Episode 39 - The Great Fire Ape vs. Shoplifting

The AIMS team is at it again as they face up against Appalachian Prometheus, The GREAT FIRE APE! Master of fire... or he eats fire, or has like... fire laser power...

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Hot Dog Store: NEW ITEM ALERT! SPOILER: IT RULES!

Please ensure you have adequate receptacles for cute puns and hunky buns.

Are you ready?

WHAAAAT? NO WAY!

2025-02-08 19:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: Real Police Ghost Stories

The year was 2017. The author was a fucking idiot.

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Hot Dog Appreciation Day: 49 Dogs Deep

Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we bathe together in a tub sha...

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Nerding Day: Highlander the Animated Series

Looking back at the '80s it feels like almost random chance as to which films became personality-defining franchises and which have sort of soldier...

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Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 213, LIBERALITY FOR ALL with Brendan McGinley

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Brendan McGinley
to the DOGGZZONE! Rejoice comic book nerds for today after MUCH anticipation, we FINALLY discuss the LO...

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Extra Weiner 213 - MORE Liberality For All with Brendan McGinley

Who ordered more L4A?? Was it YOU? No? Must have been Brendan McGinley... we'll make him eat it, and you get to listen!


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Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 213, LIBERALITY FOR ALL with Brendan McGinley

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Brendan McGinley
to the DOGGZZONE! Rejoice comic book nerds for today after MUCH anticipation, we FINALLY...

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Learning Day: Physical Culture for Babies

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Fucking Day: Green Porno🌭

Isabella Rossellini was nominated for an Oscar this year for portraying a nun in the drama Conclave, but what she should have gotten an Os...

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Podcasting Day: February Podcast Roundup

Boy, what a year 2025 was, huh?

Oh, what’s that? Ah, I see.

Welcome to February! There were a lot of fires kind of near...

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Hot Dog Store: 8-Bit Hot Dogs

Hey kid, want to see a video game?

Too bad! I do have some awesome 8-Bit Hot Dogs apparel for you though! Exclamation mark!

2025-02-01 19:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Punching Day: Afro Ninja: Destiny

In 2006, an experienced stuntman and martial artist, Mark Hicks, did a screen test for a Nike commercial. His audition got off to a rocky start, bu...

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Custom Van Contest 2025 Announcement

Hey, do you ever feel like you were born in a time of vast potential only to come of age right as all the doors start slamming shut? That’s exac...

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Nerding Day: Mega Man for DOS🌭

I actually asked my parents for this garbage. I begged for this shit. And I got it: The worst Mega Man ever made.

2025-01-29 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post

Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 212, FATAL DEVIATION with Merritt K

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Merritt K to the DOGGZZONE! Faith and begorrah! A BloodSport has broken out on the Emerald Isle, and it's heavily unde...

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