Hot Dog Store: 8-Bit Hot Dogs plus What's in the Vault??
This ain’t some two-bit shirt, this here is all eight…

Assorted weights and torments.
This week let’s take it back to ha...
2025-03-29 18:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
This ain’t some two-bit shirt, this here is all eight…

Assorted weights and torments.
This week let’s take it back to ha...
2025-03-29 18:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Is there an academically agreed-upon way to bone? I own 114 books on picking up girls and none of them say what to do when you get one. I own 29 VH...
2025-03-28 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Some ideas are so good you dare not speak them aloud before filing every possible copyright and trademark. You only get one billion dollar idea in ...
2025-03-27 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
David Wynn Miller was once a humble tool and die welder. At some point in the 1970s, a back-alley surgeon removed his kidneys and adrenal glands. T...
2025-03-26 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Zak Koonce! Somewhere between reckless violence, quizzical boredom and a failed Rosetta Stone course, lay DOGFIGHT: Wild Tournament 3! Hop i...
2025-03-26 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostWe're headin' down to Riverdale. Gonna have a good time for a little bit. We got some things to figure out, but we're gonna ask Archie 'cause you don't know shit!
With Zak Koonce!
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Zak Koonce! Somewhere between reckless violence, quizzical boredom and a failed Rosetta Stone course, lay DOGFIGHT: Wild Tournament 3! ...
2025-03-26 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Our burning fortunes, forests, and futures? My perfect stage. There’s endless madmen to hunt for sport, and no hint of ...
2025-03-25 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
You know who I really trust? The Hawk Tuah girl, AKA Hailey Welch. She went on Bill Maher's podcast at some point shortly after her viral fame whil...
2025-03-24 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s a BIGFEETS monday, so I’m going to do a quick roundup of what we’ve got going on merchwise.

NEW MERCH TIME! Starting off with our ...
2025-03-24 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostRemember the Rogue Team? Sure, we all do... well, except for the AIMS team up until recently. Thrill as a blubbery gang of hardboiled eggs chase a phantom sasquatch death squad aroun...
2025-03-24 11:58:18 +0000 UTC View PostRemember the Rogue Team? Sure, we all do... well, except for the AIMS team up until recently. Thrill as a blubbery gang of hardboiled eggs chase a phantom sasquatch de...
2025-03-24 11:57:00 +0000 UTC View PostFeaturing the hit single “Wild Bill in the Tree with Chainsaws.”

NEW MERCH TIME! This week we have one hell of an image to show you. You ...
2025-03-22 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Thugs approach you with all manner of street weapons, the weapons of the street! Pipes, shards of glass, unshapen rocks, none, flamberge! Quickly! ...
2025-03-21 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright let’s get started. But not at the start though, this is one where we’re gonna start in the middle and then kinda flash back to the actu...
2025-03-20 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Gather around children, for the fire is warm upon the hearth and my grandfatherly voice is just the right amount of gin-soaked. It smells of old le...
2025-03-19 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Michael Swaim for a fan favorite, (and by fan we mean Robert and by favorite we mean excuse to record a podcast.) That's right, it's another episode o...
2025-03-19 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Michael Swaim for another round of C.G.H.W.M.A. Spoilers: No one wins!
2025-03-19 11:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Michael Swaim for a fan favorite, (and by fan we mean Robert and by favorite we mean excuse to record a podcast.) That's right, it's an...
2025-03-19 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: How to Become a Sensuous Witch
I Made Drinks!
By Dennard Dayle
Are hungry and horny the same thing? Obviously not, but you can swing a B asking. Or B+ with a backup gimmick.
2025-03-18 12:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Quick, sit down. We don't have much time. They're going to let me talk about Doctor Odyssey. Everyone in my life has been listening to me ...
2025-03-17 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostPlease ensure you have adequate receptacles for cute puns and hunky buns.

Look at those little guys, just having the time of their lives.
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One of the inadequate ways we describe our hot dog site is "we create joy by excavating the debris of a broken world." That's not what we're doing ...
2025-03-14 12:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we commute to work by joining ...
2025-03-13 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember Today's Special, the Canadian TV series that instilled the deep desire to spend a night in a department store in an entire genera...
2025-03-12 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Fryda Wolff
to the DOGGZZONE! We'd like you to take a moment to think about the sex lives of the DOGGZZONE... it's o...
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Fryda Wolff for even MORE frankly uncomfortable sexual revelations... it's OK, for once there's a big finish!
2025-03-12 11:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Fryda Wolff
to the DOGGZZONE! We'd like you to take a moment to think about the sex lives of the DOGG...


Quality pitch. But the meta’...
2025-03-11 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
In the 1960s, a child could find a flamethrower in his deceased uncle's storage shed and become a superhero. He's Flame Thrower Boy now! Jimmy He...
2025-03-10 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post