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Godhood: for Dummies - Chapter 31

OK. Holy shit these past few months have been crazy for me. Between work, multiple weddings, getting sick a couple times, a D&D campaign that I'm DMing, and date that I might be agonizing over a little bit.... Well, I've been a bit preoccupied...

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Godhood: for Dummies - Chapter 30

Sorry for the delay, guys. Life decided that all of August was going to be an entire bitch sandwich.

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“What kind of bullshit brought the Winchesters to Georgia today?”

The words left his mouth without his ...

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Godhood: for Dummies - Chapter 29

A normal person would have trouble opening their eyes in this kind of environment. 

That was the first thought that went through Nathan’s mind when the pair appeared. The air itself was hot. Too hot. Like standing right next to a thre...

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Cobalt in Red - Chapter 11

“Okay, so walk me through it again?” Cobalt asked. 

Kong sighed. “Mankey. Man. Key~mank. Mankey key~key mankey.” I. Am. Not able. To use both at the same time.

The fuzzball sounded it all out slowly, moving his ha...

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Godhood: for Dummies - Chapter 28

Nathan hadn’t been on the planet for fifteen minutes.

Fifteen minutes.

He only noticed after sitting down across from his teacher, but the world had already gone to shit. No wonder the Ancient One had been in full battle reg...

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Cobalt in Red - Chapter 10

The good news was that they didn’t have to backtrack all that far. Cobalt and his new… friends spent about twenty minutes going back to Cerulean’s pokecenter, not having made it far down the route in the first place. 

The problem ...

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Godhood: for Dummies - Chapter 27

They didn’t laugh for long. Nathan’s was more a bout of insanity, rather than relief or humor, and Galacta’s was more awkward than anything. They weren’t friends, and Nathan didn’t have to remind himself of that fact. 

She was...

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Cobalt in Red - Chapter 9

Got most of the next Godhood chapter done, just need to find time to edit it.

This one is a bit of a builder. Planning for a training montage type thing next - on the way to Pewter.

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“Hup!” Cobalt gave one final tu...

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Godhood: for Dummies - Chapter 26

A/N - Sorry about the delay on this one. Work is going crazy. I think I'm going to stick with a once-a-month schedule for chapters, but if I have extra time for more, I'll do more.

Next chapter for Cobalt is almost done as well. Hoping to h...

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Godhood: for Dummies - Chapter 25

She flinched. Bodily. As in she felt a violent shiver shockwave down her spine, and had to hold back her knee-jerk reaction of vaporizing the dumb idiot in front of her. 

Genderbent Galactus, he says? What kind of messed up doggy doodoo...

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Cobalt in Red - Chapter 8

“Just so we’re clear, you’re talking about the little fish that’s hanging off the bigger fish, right?” Cobalt asked with a blank face. He wasn’t particularly sure if his body had caught up with the danger he was currently in, or if he ...

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Godhood: for Dummies - Chapter 24

I've had so much freaking trouble getting this out. Not because of a writing issue, or anything. I've just been utterly dead to the world for the past month. Caught two different strands of Covid since the new year, then got a kidney ston...

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Godhood: for Dummies - Chapter 23

OK, so I've had a really rough couple weeks. Started off great, but busy. Lot of travelling. Then I caught Covid (again), so I've been out of it for a while. Sorry about the delay.

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Cobalt in Red - Chapter 7

This one's a little shorter than usual, but it the cut-off point just kinda... fit. Next one should be a bit longer, I think.

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Cobalt didn’t feel particularly great about mugging children for their lunch money. He still did...

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Godhood: for Dummies - Chapter 22

Nathan stared straight ahead, numbly. Utterly dumbfounded, and enlightened at the same time. He both fully understood, and was completely baffled by the words that came out of his mouth. Every syllable was deliberate and measured, yet seemed to co...

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Cobalt in Red - Chapter 6

Cobalt blinked the morning sun out of his eyes, his face scrunched up in displeasure. At first he had been excited to learn that pokecenters had rooms for trainers to sleep in overnight, however that had been ruined immediately by the snoring.&nbs...

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Godhood: for Dummies - Chapter 21

Nathan had only the vaguest idea of what he was doing. Every sense was turned inward - Celestial, magical, and even his new synesthetic ‘vision.’ With the latter of which, he expected to be able to view his own concepts, but where they were de...

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Piece of History (-ical fiction)

This is something I wrote as an exercise. It's mainly practice for accuracy and such, when I'm including things that pertain to the real world. I did a lot of research, and all the sources are listed at the end.

Be warned: if you are Christ...

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Godhood: for Dummies - Chapter 20

Odin’s words bounced around in Nathan’s head like a cat that had just been spooked from his house fucking exploding. Eternity? The literal embodiment of all life in the universe? The personification of Time? The bronze metal of omnipo...

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Cobalt in Red - Chapter 5

The rest of the morning flew by in a blur. Poli had to separate Cobalt and his partner before they started pulling hair, but not before they were both left with a few bruises. 

The picture his mother managed to take made it seem like th...

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Godhood: for Dummies - Chapter 19

The mountains of (probably) Colorado were absolutely gorgeous this time of year. The tail end of December still brought all the autumn colors, and with winter starting up soon, the chill in the air wasn’t quite at its peak.

Not that the co...

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Godhood: for Dummies - Chapter 18

Nathan felt weird. Everything seemed to be in the right place. He had two arms, two legs, unfathomable cosmic power, his eyebrows didn’t turn into caterpillars, etcetera. Nothing was where it shouldn’t be. Everything was where it always had be...

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Cobalt in Red - Chapter 4

The next morning came a bit too slowly for Cobalt’s liking. Likely because the ten year-old was staring at the ceiling of his bedroom for hours, struck by insomnia brought about by intense scheming. He had to stop himself from bursting out into ...

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Godhood: for Dummies - Chapter 17

Odin sat on his throne, Gungnir clenched loosely in his fist. He and Heimdall were the only ones in all of Asgard that were still looking for his wayward son. Lost in the void, as he was, he could feel it in his bones that this would not be the en...

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Cobalt in Red - Chapter 3

Cobalt absently tossed a berry into Mankey’s mouth. The punch-monkey was nearly too tired to chew, starfished and panting on the ground as he was. His latest opponent, having been knocked clean unconscious, was buried too deep into a tree for th...

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Cobalt in Red - Chapter 2

Cobalt knew how to fight. He had taken karate lessons back in his old world, and kicked someone in the dick, once. A true, verifiable pro. 

Well, OK. Maybe not, but he did spend a good bit of time with his father’s Machamp over the pa...

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Fogwalker - Chapter 2

Pulling up to port was always an exercise in dexterity and strength. Less so when one had access to reality bending powers, but more so when doing it alone. Carve, like most of the floating islands in the Lornian archipelago, had a raised port. Su...

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Cobalt in Red - Chapter 1

The world of Pokemon was supposed to be fun. He was supposed to make friends with magical creatures, and travel to parts unknown. He was supposed to overcome champions and gods. But dammit, it’s just so… stupid. Cobalt’s gonna do it all anyw...

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Godhood: for Dummies - Chapter 16

Tony stared down at the holographic screen in front of him. More specifically, at the security camera photo he had forwarded over to Fury’s… secretary? Second in command? He supposed it didn’t matter for the moment, all told. 

“...

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Godhood: for Dummies - Chapter 15

Steve Rogers woke up, and was extremely confused about that. The last thing he remembered was crashing a plane into the ocean, then darkness. Now he’s waking up to what? A new ceiling, no pain, and the game was on the radio. It was surr...

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