Splash (not her real username) has been on Fetlife as long as I have: seven years. She’s a poly domme switch with no fewer than five Fetlife groups. When she’s not giving kinksters a moderated space to bounce around in, she’s hosting munches...
2023-09-21 10:03:53 +0000 UTC View PostHank is a new dom so wet behind the ears you could wring all that moisture into a glass. He’s already struggling. He managed to find a girlfriend (Yay, Hank!) and buy three toys with the cash he had left for Salticrax. He’s terrified that his ...
2023-09-17 06:48:38 +0000 UTC View PostThey say if you're a man on Fetlife, you're invisible. Nobody replies to your messages. Nobody cares what you post. You might as well be a ghost, so in 2020, I turned my affiliate profile into an ordinary guy—the type who treats people like peop...
2023-09-17 06:48:02 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s say dating sites are like coat hangers on which to hang your dating experience. They’re expressly designed for that, so they’re good at keeping wrinkles out of your clothes. In the online dating world, Fet isn’t a coat hanger. It’s...
2023-09-17 05:59:52 +0000 UTC View PostWomen are not the sidekicks in your story—not to provide sex in exchange for a burger, fix your dating problems, or fight for your causes. We’re not your prostitutes, your counsellors, or your consultants. We’re the heroes of our own stories...
2023-09-17 05:58:53 +0000 UTC View Post(Written on a patron's request)
When you make your way through the treacherous cliffs of the Fetlife underbrush, the odds of survival are heavily stacked against you. David Fettenborough has been studying the most perilous ecosystem on Fetli...
2023-09-17 05:54:36 +0000 UTC View PostA client has spent a month camped out in my inbox because nobody will do her urgent work. She’s ranted, whined, and nagged. What she hasn’t done is offer reasonable pay and interesting work. She’s fishing in an over-populated river with noth...
2023-09-13 05:47:25 +0000 UTC View PostSeven years ago I discovered a toy created by Zeus to change the lives of every woman on planet earth and beyond. I’m sorry that I didn’t find it sooner, but that’s just the necessary downside of being a sceptic. When the entire world tells ...
2023-09-12 06:06:01 +0000 UTC View PostRight Wing Toby has a lot to say about Adena. She has completely consensual sex, then revokes it retrospectively and cries “rape.” The way Toby and his cronies describe her, most rape accusations are merely Adenas revoking consent after the fa...
2023-09-12 05:55:48 +0000 UTC View PostThe last time I got laid was in 2021. Before that, it was 2015. If you can’t math, that’s two and five years of celibacy respectively. It’s a long time, but mushrooms haven’t sprouted from my earlobes. I haven’t shriveled into a magic be...
2023-09-11 10:31:11 +0000 UTC View PostWhen high-definition monitors hit the market, I hopped along to get one of my own. When I fired it up, it didn’t look much better than my old technology, so I returned to tell the store the monitor was broken. The shop worker gave me an HDMI cab...
2023-09-09 03:06:07 +0000 UTC View Post“Forcing me to use your pronouns removes my free speech rights.” - Eric the Cis Man.
Hello, Eric. When I meet women like you, I always get a little irritated because you all expect me to use your pronouns. I’ve seen y...
2023-09-08 06:04:30 +0000 UTC View PostI was going to do this at my Fet profile, but let's see if you have anything on this side. I'm looking for topic requests for satire written in the voice of David Attenborough and Donald Trump. I won't do all of your ideas, but those that fit and ...
2023-09-07 08:49:52 +0000 UTC View Post(TW rape, anorexia, suicide)
I live in the wrong body: one with hips, with breasts, with all the curves of a grown woman, and I’m not sure I’ll ever be entirely comfortable with that. When I was in the throes of anorexia, I was less fema...
2023-09-07 08:28:15 +0000 UTC View PostThis is a list of my own subjective red flags. I decided not to post an objective list because sometimes, intuition exposes important truths. These are the traits I stay the hell away from. They needn’t be the traits every<...
2023-09-07 06:52:53 +0000 UTC View PostYesterday I got laid. I went out with a sexy, nerdy supermodel type, and when he dropped me off, he took a few whips and a ball gag out of his fancy-ass convertible. We fucked for three hours, and then I stared at his sexy-as-hell face and perfect...
2023-09-05 07:04:42 +0000 UTC View PostAs a child, I’d often hear stories about Mozambique’s landmines because the country is right on my doorstep. Photographs of blown-off legs and bloody torsos made the news all the time. The landscape was covered in them, so a walk through Sofal...
2023-09-05 06:57:46 +0000 UTC View PostFetlife should be the white house of sex positivity. We’re all sluts here by one definition or another. We don’t shame people for having 300 notches on their bedposts, and we don’t refer to STI status as “clean” or “unclean”. We valu...
2023-09-05 06:57:11 +0000 UTC View PostYesterday I met a lot of men who are exceedingly unhappy about their sex lives. Many were even rabidly resentful of women for not providing equal dating opportunities to men. They experienced their celibacy as an affront perpetrated by the female ...
2023-09-02 04:56:22 +0000 UTC View PostThis is your basic personals ad:
Professional person seeking someone to have and hold. Must be into ball gags, Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
This is your basic unicorn-hunting ad:
Professional couple seeking bi sl...
2023-08-30 05:17:29 +0000 UTC View Post“Most women won’t know they are pregnant for the first month or so, when they might still be drinking. The risk is real. Why take the chance?” This appeared on an infographic the CDC put out about the risks of drinking for women seven years ...
2023-08-30 05:15:32 +0000 UTC View PostH was an artist. I became his favourite subject. He’d hang me impossibly and forever so that every sliver broke me. Then he would paint and sell the spoils as art. Orange was our flavour: sweet and sour and dripping with sweetness.
R’s f...
2023-08-29 05:36:47 +0000 UTC View PostIf you don’t look too closely, Fetlife will seem like a dark room crawling with orgies and smut. We’re the Facebook of Pornhub, so we'll show you our diamante-clad buttholes if it’s the last thing we do. Here, the female body is drooled upon...
2023-08-26 05:50:33 +0000 UTC View PostToday I wanted to write about trust. I wanted to share the importance of intuition when you’re choosing play partners, but this post wouldn't cooperate with my goals.
Let me start at the beginning.
A few days ago, I asked you to tell...
2023-08-24 06:31:34 +0000 UTC View PostKids who come out of the Seventies often carry little rainclouds with them—small pockets of darkness that make us feel at home. We’re comfortable with it because, as children, our horror movies were terrifying. Our music was belligerent. Our m...
2023-08-23 17:26:42 +0000 UTC View PostDepression is like a life lived uphill pushing a boulder. In the beginning, pushing that rock is possible, even easy, but when weeks have passed, your exhaustion is complete. Your inability to move another centimetre has nothing to do with a lack ...
2023-08-23 03:42:52 +0000 UTC View PostRope is an inferior form of bondage. That’s what my 2015 self said. I even wrote it into a post, which shot up to K&P like a Mentos bomb. Everyone agreed: A top with real power didn’t need to tie you down. He could control you wit...
2023-08-23 03:23:04 +0000 UTC View Post