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Autistic child playing with toys wrong, say Toy Police

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An autistic child lining up their toys is doing childhood wrong, joyless autism experts have explained.<...

2025-01-24 11:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Rigid! Autistic woman stubbornly changes opinions when she receives new information

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An autistic woman has been accused of “inflexible black-and-white thinking” after insisting on consta...

2025-01-21 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Child’s autism cured by family telling them to stop it

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An autistic child has been cured by her family telling her to cut it out, it has been announced.  2025-01-17 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Five motivational slogans that will make absolutely no difference to your executive dysfunction

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Here at The Daily Tism, we know how hard it can be to get your shit together. That’s why we have absolu...

2025-01-14 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Unique! Autistic adult actually IS like your nephew

Headline by Andrew Hickey, Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock

An autistic adult has defied defying stereotypes by actually being just like ...

2025-01-10 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Simon Baron-Cohen admits: “Oh shit, I was thinking of Vulcans"

Headline by Andrew Hickey, Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock

Autism researcher Simon Baron-Cohen has issued an apology after admitting tha...

2025-01-07 11:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Patreon Live: Getting started in your creative career with special guest Sarah Amero

Get your 2025 diaries out (very carefully, we don’t want to fuck up the first page)! Our first Patreon Live of the year is happening on Sunday 19th January at 6pm GMT!

We’re being joined by The Daily Tism writer and fellow evil autistic...

2025-01-05 10:01:48 +0000 UTC View Post

Autistic woman accused of overcompensating bakes “sorry for overcompensating” cake

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An autistic woman accused by a friend of overcompensating has attempted to rectify the situation with a c...

2025-01-03 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Tragedy! Autistic woman’s safe food suddenly tastes like diapers

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An autistic woman has been left “bereft” after her safe food suddenly became repulsive for literally...

2024-12-31 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Devastating! Autistic woman discovers Bluesky’s nuclear block doesn’t extend to real life

Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Envato

An autistic woman has expressed horror after discovering that the comprehensive block feature on Bluesky doesn...

2024-12-27 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

The Weekly NT: Christmas pyjamas add touch of festive magic to annual family screaming match

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A family is currently embroiled in a blazing row while wearing their matching Christmas pyjamas and l...

2024-12-25 11:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post

Autistic woman becomes billionaire by charging people who have been living in her head rent-free

Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Envato

An autistic woman has become a real-estate billionaire after finally charging the moochers who have been livin...

2024-12-24 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Clever! AuDHD woman passes off late-for-last-Christmas gifts as early-for-this-Christmas ones

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An AuDHD woman is so late with last year’s Christmas presents that she can now pass them off as early for thi...

2024-12-20 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Where’s my in?? Conversation partner behaving frustratingly appropriately

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An autistic woman has expressed frustration after a new acquaintance refused to break the ice by crossing any ...

2024-12-17 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Important: Sketch show premiere time in GMT not BST!

Hi all,

Sara here with that ol’ spiky autistic skillset confessing time zones confused the shot out of me and tonight’s premiere is at 6pm GMT, not BST as previously stated! Everyone should now have the Zoom link in their inbox and we l...

2024-12-15 13:13:20 +0000 UTC View Post

Autistic woman’s happiness drastically increases after discovering the word “no”

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An autistic woman has found the key to eternal bliss after finally realising she’s allowed to say “no” w...

2024-12-13 11:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Considerate! Autistic woman’s new boyfriend promises to be completely different type of bastard to ex

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An autistic woman’s new love interest has vowed not to treat her like her ex did, promising instead to be a...

2024-12-10 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Fascists looking to start culture war with autistics have no idea what they’re in for

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Right-wing assholes looking to start beef with autistics as their next culture-war target have no idea how ann...

2024-12-06 11:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Diligent! Autistic Santa making a list and checking it at least 15 times

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An autistic man recently appointed the latest Father Christmas has announced robust new policies ...

2024-12-03 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Patreon live - be the first to see the Daily Tism Sketch show + Q&A with the writers & producers Sunday 15th December!

Tism Team!

As many of you know, we have been beavering away behind the scenes, having teamed up with the phenomenal Turtle Canyon Comedy to create a short web sketch show pilot.

We are releasing the show to the public on Mo...

2024-12-02 11:46:57 +0000 UTC View Post

Study finds weighted blankets like being suffocated but without sweet release of death

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Weighted blankets are a bit like being buried under an avalanche, but one that’s somehow too hot and w...

2024-11-29 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Autistic man on dating app enjoys spending time in the great indoors

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An autistic man seeking a life partner enjoys spending quality time inside, getting plenty of stale air a...

2024-11-26 11:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Chestnuts roasting on open fire “safety hazard”, autistics warn

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Autistics have issued a statement warning neurotypicals about the health and safety risks inheren...

2024-11-22 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

FFS! This autistic cishet white guy is just like the rest of them

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An autistic cisgender heterosexual white man in his 40s is still, unfortunately, just a cisgender ...

2024-11-19 11:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Study reveals top cause of autistic anxiety spirals is thumbs-up emoji

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The number one cause of autistic people quietly losing their shit is the thumbs-up emoji, a study...

2024-11-15 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Autistic woman so out of date with fashion she’s come back in style

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An autistic woman has managed to be so out of date with current trends that she has become trendy...

2024-11-12 11:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Smug neurotypical audience repeatedly high-fiving selves despite having had no part in performance

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A neurotypical audience at a concert has attempted to take credit for the performance by repeated...

2024-11-08 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

ANNOUNCEMENT! Our next Patreon live - Sunday 17th November 6pm BST - autistic self-care

Hi all,

We know.

We've got you. Our next Patreon Live is Sunday 17th November at 6pm BST - unsurprisingly on the topic of autistic self-care, glimmers of hope and looking after each other at this, let's face it, pretty fucked-up time....

2024-11-07 08:48:16 +0000 UTC View Post

You’re welcome! Autistic woman gifts mediocre man with much better imaginary personality

Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock

An autistic woman with a crush on Some Guy has generously gifted him with a far superior personali...

2024-11-05 11:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post