Autistic writer definitely out of ideas for 109,785th time
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An autistic writer has had her last ever idea again, it has been announced.
38-year-old Aver...
2024-11-01 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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Autistic ghost only haunting house because she hasn’t taken hint to leave
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An autistic ghost who roams the halls of a suburban family home hadn’t realised she wasn’t a ...
2024-10-29 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostAutistic woman’s love language is getting rejected
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An autistic woman has revealed that her receiving love language is being completely mugged off. 2024-10-25 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Groundbreaking! Non-autistic woman writes TV show about autism
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A woman who isn’t autistic has bravely used her voice to take up an autistic person’s slot on ...
2024-10-22 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostAutistic woman first person in world to fuck up
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An autistic woman has made history as the first person in existence to ever make a mistake, it ha...
2024-10-18 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHow was it for you? Autistic woman sends post-hangout feedback form
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An autistic woman has demonstrated her commitment to excellence in socialising by sending friends ...
2024-10-15 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostHouse rules for the Daily Tism community
Hey gang,
Thanks so much to everyone who came to last night’s Patreon live with the wonderful Holly Smale! We had a great time hanging out with you all, as always.
Just to say we’re now aware that there was an individual making ina...
2024-10-14 08:25:14 +0000 UTC View PostAutistic woman sets world record for speed taken to regret agreeing to favour
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An autistic woman has reportedly broken a Guinness world record after taking just 0.2 seconds to regret agr...
2024-10-11 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostReminder! Patreon live with Geek Girl’s Holly Smale this Sunday 13th October 6pm BST
Hello fellow funny autistic folk!
Just a reminder to our wonderful community that the amazing bestselling author and Netflix’s Geek Girl co-creator (and Daily Tism writer of course), the one and only Holly Smale, will be joining us this S...
2024-10-10 07:59:24 +0000 UTC View PostHelp us fund The Daily Tism web sketch show with our new tier!
We are delighted to announce that we have teamed up with a team of amazing autistic comedians, writers, actors and producers - names to be announced soon - to create a Daily Tism web sketch show.
The first episode begins filming in early No...
2024-10-09 13:33:12 +0000 UTC View PostEverybody fucking wants something
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Every single fucking person wants something from you, it has been confirmed.
According to s...
2024-10-08 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhoops! This autistic woman used so many parentheses she accidentally joined a hate movement
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An autistic woman has caveated a post with so many brackets that she has accidentally done an anti...
2024-10-04 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post“Autism is a superpower” explains neurotypical woman who can leave house without perishing
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A non-autistic woman who can go outside without her face melting off with discomfort has declared ...
2024-10-01 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostAuDHD man who put autism down for a second now can’t find it
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A man who has been diagnosed as having both autism and ADHD has managed to lose his autism mere s...
2024-09-27 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostAutistic woman with regular-sized mouth doesn’t know why she prefers the little spoon, OK? She just does
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An autistic woman who prefers to eat her morning cereal with a teaspoon can’t explain why that...
2024-09-24 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post“Eat me last” demands best bite of meal
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The best bite of your meal has issued a statement demanding that you save it for last.
Write for The Daily Tism!
Exciting news! We have said from the beginning that our aim with Patreon is to earn enough to hire more writers. The time has now come for us to take on our first freelancer!
We are able to offer one free...
2024-09-18 07:43:15 +0000 UTC View PostMountain of plushies on autistic woman’s bed actually guardians of depraved sex den
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The tower of soft toys on an autistic woman’s bed are actually protecting a grotty little nest o...
2024-09-17 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostSave the date! Patreon live hangout - writing autistic characters, with special guest: Geek Girl’s Holly Smale, Sunday 13th October
Hey gang,
Thank you to everyone who came to last night’s live hangout with the brilliant Andew Hickey! It was such a speci...
2024-09-16 10:32:54 +0000 UTC View PostReminder - tonight’s live hangout with Andrew Hickey!
Hey gang!
Just a quick reminder about tonight’s virtual live event at 6pm BST on turning your special interest into your job - with the one and only Andrew Hickey!
Everyone should have received a private Zoom link by DM on Patreon ...
2024-09-15 09:11:42 +0000 UTC View PostNooooo! This autistic woman ate her new favourite song too fast
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An autistic woman has been left without a favourite song after she ate hers too quickly and got si...
2024-09-13 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostFun! Autistic man’s boss delivers instructions via cryptic crossword clues
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An autistic man’s boss has begun to assign him tasks via the medium of increasingly complex ridd...
2024-09-10 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostCops excited to immediately catch autistic person breaking first rule of goddamn life
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An autistic person who has never put a toe out of line is going to get caught the second they let ...
2024-09-06 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Live hangout Sunday 15th September 6pm BST - turning your special interest into a career with special guest Andrew Hickey
Hey gang,
We’re so excited to announce that our next live hangout will be held on Sunday 15th September at 6pm British Standard Time!
The last one was so much fun and this time we’re delighted to say we’ll be joined by the lege...
2024-09-03 11:46:31 +0000 UTC View PostAutistic person who avoided ruining summer with family holiday ruins summer by holidaying with friends
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An autistic person who managed to get out of a summer-destroying family holiday has instead fucked...
2024-09-03 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostAutistic person chooses horror movie to spend looking at phone
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An autistic person has bravely chosen a scary film to spend a couple of hours not actually looking...
2024-08-30 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostAutistic speaker asked to work for free convinces landlord to take payment in great exposure
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An autistic advocate asked to work for free in exchange for great publicity has managed to convinc...
2024-08-27 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostAutistic woman sick of hot girl summer looking forward to cold girl winter
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An autistic woman who has no idea what hot girl summer is but just knows she hates it is hanging o...
2024-08-23 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI lived it! My cat triggered my RSD
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An autistic woman whose cat triggered her rejection sensitivity has spoken out about her ordeal. 2024-08-20 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Autistic woman LOVES to say I told you so
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An autistic woman has confessed that she really does want to say “I told you so”.
Avery ...
2024-08-16 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post