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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [320]

“His virginity?!”

When the Uma Musume outside heard Gold Ship threaten to take Mizuno’s virginity, their reactions were a mix of shock and delight.

Shocked—because the criminal who kidnapped Mizuno really was Gold Ship...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [319]

“I knew it was you, Gold Ship!” Mejiro McQueen clenched her fists in anger.

Only Gold Ship would dare impersonate her, using her name to pull something like this at a time like this!

...

“So I’ve been found out...”

<...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [318]

On the surface, who knew how many meters above Gold Ship’s underground base, a group of young Uma Musume in Tracen Academy uniforms were clustered around a patch of turf, its color just a shade off from the surrounding grass, clutching nervously...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [317]

“So that’s how it is...”

Fortune rested her chin in her hand, tilting her head with her eyes closed, as if seriously weighing whether possessing Gold Ship would be the better option.
But after careful thought, she shook her head: ...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [316]

While Mizuno’s consciousness was pulled into Fortune’s mindspace, from Gold Ship’s point of view, Mizuno had just rolled his eyes back in shock and fainted dead away on the bed, motionless.

“Playing dead?” Gold Ship narrowed her ey...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [220]

“Hey, buddy, this is my body. Mind getting out?”

Another voice suddenly echoed inside Xi's mind, throwing her into stunned disbelief.

This body shouldn't have any consciousness at all—that was the one thing she'd confirmed repeat...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [219]

“Feng Liqi is back.”

When Xi received this news, even she was somewhat surprised. "She's back?"

Not just Xi—everyone else was equally astonished.

“Didn't she run away? It’s only been a few days, and she's already return...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [218]

“I surrender! I surrender! Don’t hit me!”

Though brief, those words endlessly echoed in everyone’s ears.

Particularly because the speaker was someone whose lower half remained embarrassingly stuck outside the wall, magnifying t...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [217]

“Let’s make a deal.”

“A deal? With you? Hahaha… Now that the entire Cangcheng has been devoured, you wish to bargain?”

“Rahu is propagated by the Denizens of Abundance capable of hosting Emanators. E...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [216]

“Did you hear that thunder last night? It scared me half to death!”

“How couldn’t I? It sent a chill straight down my spine!”

As the sun rose, villagers' greetings intertwined with chatter about last night's thunderstorm.

...

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Honkai: Star Rail – From the Moment Tom Cat Became My Passenger [105]

Ruan Mei possessed a delicate, captivating beauty—her nose petite and refined, her lips cherry-red. Her jet-black hair was gently swept up, adorned subtly with plum blossoms, accentuating her elegance and serenity.

She wore a dark blue qip...

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Honkai: Star Rail – From the Moment Tom Cat Became My Passenger [104]

Yevenko briefly considered it—this plan seemed quite feasible.

After all, when it came to Tom…literally any plan might work.

Even if he didn't directly break through the "Dream of Tàiyī," solving the issue with Tom and Jerry was ...

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Honkai: Star Rail – From the Moment Tom Cat Became My Passenger [103]

The Astral Express possessed a protective barrier on its outer hull. This barrier could shield the train from ordinary external attacks, maintaining normal gravity within.

Thus, in Star Rail, even when the Express was swallowed whol...

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Honkai: Star Rail – From the Moment Tom Cat Became My Passenger [102]

Astral Express.

A brilliant flash, and Yevenko returned to the train with his passengers in tow.

March 7th and Stelle were still happily stuffing themselves with Luofu’s special delicacies, back on the Xianzhou.

Yevenko had bri...

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Honkai: Star Rail – From the Moment Tom Cat Became My Passenger [101]

All along, Yevenko had stood by, letting Tom and Jerry break others' mental defenses. But this time, he himself was sunk by Jerry's utter irrationality.

Great. Jerry ripped the "10 Day Vacation" popup in half. The original ten-day pass turne...

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Honkai: Star Rail – Banner Character, Delivering Knives to the Player [65]

"...Lingzhou, Stelle... and Clara, Hook?"

Seele agilely leaped onto the flat ground in front of the orphanage, startled upon seeing who stood there.

"Why are you all here?"

The sudden voice drew everyone's gaze.

Clara subco...

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Honkai: Star Rail – Banner Character, Delivering Knives to the Player [64]

Stelle gradually noticed the noise, turning her head with confusion.

"Clara? Sounds more like robots moving to me."

Lingzhou: "Rivet Town’s dangerous. Robots are protecting her all the way."

But what’s the little girl doing h...

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Honkai: Star Rail – Banner Character, Delivering Knives to the Player [63]

“Alright, alright~ My stubborn Mister Lingzhou, whatever shall I do with you?”

“If you're really helpless, tell me the whereabouts of the Master of Prescience.”

“Aha doesn’t know~ Would a sprig of mugwort be enough compensa...

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Honkai: Star Rail – Banner Character, Delivering Knives to the Player [62]

Lingzhou unfolded half of his wing, abruptly fanning it to the side—

A fierce wind roared, sweeping the airborne flames and ice shards upwards, causing them to devour each other.

① "That's one big guy."
② "Are those two also F...

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Honkai: Star Rail – Banner Character, Delivering Knives to the Player [61]

Whoever played this section would inevitably get ambushed.
As for why the devs designed it this way, nobody really knew.

Because the game directly handed players a trial Hook, openly providing the answer while introducing the character an...

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I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [798]

The development was nearly inevitable: the Flame Hazes who’d decided to oppose the God of Humanity came knocking on Shana's and Alastor’s door.

Their intentions were obvious—if they had help from another deity, especially the God of Re...

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I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [797]

After arranging everything, Nitocris met once more with the "Spiral Organ," Leanan-sidhe. She repaired the treasured painting for her as agreed, then finally set off toward the location of the Snake of the Festival, the Crimson God of Creation. Pe...

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I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [796]

Hirai Yukari had come to the apartment where Shana and Wilhelmina lived together.

This place had practically become a buffer zone between two worlds—those violent clashes involving the Crimson Denizens, the mission of Flame Hazes, and conf...

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Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [312]

The brick‑and‑stone wall had been violently broken open, clearly the spot where Hu Tao had entered.

Without hesitation, Jiang Bai stepped inside.

The moment he crossed the threshold, he felt as if he’d passed through an invisible...

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Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [311]

“The passage of time, coupled with the dense yin energy inherent to Wuwang Hill and its ley lines, makes anything possible within those tombs. Even I don't fully understand the dangers lurking inside those ancient burial chambers.”

Heari...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [315]

“!!!”

Fortune’s sudden awakening sent a ripple through Mizuno’s composure that, just a moment ago, had been steady as a rock.

Seriously, sis, you pick now to wake up? Not earlier, not later—right when I’m lying about you st...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [314]

“Gah! Broshi, don’t touch that!”

Seeing his chastity genuinely about to vanish, Mizuno immediately panicked.

Though he still didn't want Gold Ship dragged into this mess, if he refused now, he'd be the one dragged into his bro’...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [313]

When Mizuno heard Gold Ship declare that they were no longer brothers, there was no mistaking it—his heart shattered.

It felt like one of those melodramatic romance dramas, where two guys who used to share a bed, feed each other, do everyt...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [312]

“—Huh?!”

When Mizuno heard Gold Ship ask him to hand over Fortune, his mind went completely blank.

Wait a minute—so what Broshi had been after all this time was Fortune?! But how did she even know Fortune existed? He hadn’t s...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [311]

Perhaps because her brain was wired differently—or maybe due to some special influence—Gold Ship’s way of thinking had always diverged greatly from the ordinary, resulting in behaviors that nobody could quite comprehend. Only days after star...

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