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Mage Tank Book 3 Has Crossed Dimensional Boundaries onto Kindle, KU, & Audible!

Hello again, folks! Today is the day for the book 3 launch! That's a whole-ass fantasy trilogy. It's pretty crazy to see them all lined up over there with pretty covers and fancy typesetting.

Same promo vid above as the last time I posted i...

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MT 304 - For the Eternal Glory of Closetland!

After dealing with the Dungeoneering evolution, Grotto gave us a report on how his Botany skill would affect crop production. The short version was “Lots!” The Core then petitioned us to find an intelligence director better suited for investig...

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MT 303 - World Domination

“This current council of directors has an ethics problem,” said Vaulty. “Generally, members of government should not hold office or other positions with significant political influence in another nation. Inquisitor N...

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MT 302 - GUNS GUNS GUNS

At a spot beside the table without a proper chair was Vaulty, a multi-ton, four-legged golem crafted from a combo of ancient advanced magitech and a conglomerate of trapped souls. He’d originally been Throne’s minion, although we’d ...

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Chapters incoming, Updates: SEP 14, '25

Hey folks!

I've been working on a pile of chapters where the pieces all fit together like a big jigsaw puzzle. Wanted to have a larger view of the whole section before kicking any of them out of the nest.

That said, you can expect thre...

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Book 3 Violates Dimensional Boundaries to Arrive on Amazon on September 17th

Yo!

What it says on the tin. Kindle, KU, and Audible all go up on the 17th (6 days hence, next Wednesday). You can preorder 2025-09-11 08:57:00 +0000 UTC View Post

MT 301 - Cabinet Meeting 2

A/N: Chapter 3/3 for today

I tapped a knuckle on the table. “Send the Bluewrens a bottle of–” I gestured at Xim.

“Abben Rose 93,” she said. “The cabernet. It’s the best we’ve got.”

“I b...

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MT 300 - Cabinet Meeting 1

A/N: Chapter 2/3 for today

Ex-Princess Joma, Varrin’s sister Riona Ravvenblaq, Varrin’s sweetheart Sineh Duckgrien, Throne the Delve Core, Vaulty the pilfered Delve Boss, and Maybe-Governer Lena all appeared aroun...

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MT 299 - Fleeting Cheating

A/N: Chapter 1 of 3 for today

“The first Shields evolution option is–” I stopped as an unexpected notification came up. “Oh, I get to pick another Therianthropy effect since I got the next Physical Magic evolu...

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MT 298 - The Return of the Bling

I stared at Varrin’s dull-edged utensil like a man who’d discovered a new species of ultra-venomous spider infesting his breakfast cereal.

“Can someone else put into words how impressive that was?” I asked, still eyeing the knife. ...

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MT 297 - In Which Teleportation Does Not Deal With the Cancer-Causing Soul Threads

I kept a careful watch on the soul threads, satisfied when I saw that they’d been severed. They were still hanging out but looked to be destabilizing.

“I hope that’s not how you choose to deal with all of your critics,” said Varrin. ...

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MT 296 - Asking Politely

A/N: My chapter numbers were off by 1 at the start of this book (there were two chapter 287s). Going back to fix the others now but that's why a number looks like it was skipped.

I immediately used Reveal to clue ever...

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MT 295 - The Beating of His Hideous Heart

While most souls were gathered around the city’s center, where the habitable shelter and free services were clustered, there were still some people out and about in the city. I startled one group of fellows who were engaged in the time-honored t...

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MT 294 - Magical Limbs and Where to Find Them

Watching Nuralie work was always fascinating. She moved with absolute precision, each limb and digit sliding into the ideal position for her task and holding steady as though it had been cast in steel. Her movements were quick, but unhurried; the ...

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MT 293 - Closettown

I took a seat in front of Lena’s desk before replying. “The short answer for what comes next,” I said, “is that it’s up to you, of course.”

Lena nodded. “I appreciate hearing you say that aloud, Your Majesty.” She cleared her...

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MT 292 - Which Came First, the Kingdom or the King?

A/N: The Dumping achievement is discussed here. For those of you who've been here for a while, that achievement was moved from the middle of book 3 to the end of book 2 during our edit for the Amazon release. Rather than Avarice manipulati...

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Art Commission #1 (Patreon) + Updates

Howdy folks,

If you're wondering where I've been, well, my son was born on July 26th! The last week and change has been a blur. Some family came in from out of town to help us get going and I think we've gotten a rhythm down that should work...

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MT 291 - Property Law 101

[If we rule the world, we will be better situated to make effective use of its resources against the avatars. The logic is as simple as it is irrefutable.]

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MT 290 - Heinous Amounts of Shielding

The Baobab’s upward thrust tried to skewer me from the groin up into my heart. Even with my improvements, I was at my limit, and the unexpected hit made it past my block. Fortunately, my Shielding took the hit, and my nethers didn’t suffer a s...

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MT 289 - V for Vendetta (against trees, specifically)

As I opened another portal, Tavio adjusted his stance and avoided it with his hammer. I raised my shieldless arm up into position to block the hit, then used Shortcut on the larger half of Gracorvus to teleport it directly onto my armguard. It loc...

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RR Commission Number 2

Finally, the second RR commission is complete! This one was Arlo holding Grotto like a Bond villain holds a cat, the rest of FF dapperly dressed, looking as if they're receiving the viewer.

There's an Austin Powers Number 2 joke in here some...

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MT 288 - This Chapter is Not a Training Montage

Tavio caved my skull in with a hammer.

It was the third time he’d done it that day.

I rolled with the hit to reduce the impact and released a groan of frustration when I lost my footing and stumbled. I lowered Gracorvus and dismissed...

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Updates July 9 25 - Addendums, Art, Posting Cadence

Howdy!

Addendums

Addendum votes are in. You folks picked Ealdric "Papa Junior" Ravvenblaq Jr.

Gotta love a guy with the word Junior in his name twice. RR picked Godking Ayamari, btw. This will give us a look at two very differ...

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MTB5 Prologue Part 4

The Dragons had emerged to take part in the battle, and they rode down their foes like flaming chariots. The birds were in chaos, their formations having lost all cohesion. Some rushed the new enemy while others fled, and their scattered attention...

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MTB5 Prologue Part 3

As Nokomi fell, she used her wings to guide her descent. She juked between birds, each one darting through the sky faster than most Delvers in her level range could move. Most of the birds had a grade higher than her own level of ten, so that was ...

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MTB5 Prologue Part 2

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SYSTEM ADDENDUM ADDED BY USER NAME: [EMPRESS RONA LITTAE]

ADDENDUM NOTE: 2 minutes before Fortune’s Folly enters the battle of Krimsim.

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The t...

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MTB5 Prologue Part 1

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SYSTEM ADDENDUM ADDED BY USER NAME: [EMPRESS RONA LITTAE]

ADDENDUM NOTE: 12 minutes before Fortune’s Folly enters the battle of Krimsim.

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Choose Your Own Addendum Poll

In case you aren't familiar with what's happening here:

As part of the book 2 launch stuff, RR and Patreon will each choose an existing side-character to feature in an upcoming addendum. (RR chose Godking Ayamari btw)

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MTB5 Addendum: Shog 3

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SYSTEM ADDENDUM ADDED BY [SYSTEM CORE 1]

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Iridius waited in the throne room’s antechamber, his platinum blade gripped in both hands. Its six-foot length exuded a pen...

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MTB5 Addendum: Shog 2

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SYSTEM ADDENDUM ADDED BY [SYSTEM CORE 1]

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Druka snapped out of torpor in a blind fury. She raked her claws to either side and thrust forward with her horn as she’d b...

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