MTB5 Addendum: Shog 1
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2025-06-26 11:38:52 +0000 UTC View Post
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Choose Your Own Addendum Submissions
Howdy!
Time to submit ideas for which side-character you'd like to see featured in an addendum.
In case you aren't familiar with what's happening here:
As part of the book 2 launch stuff, RR and Patreon wi...
2025-06-23 17:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostMTB4 Ω 3
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SYSTEM ADDENDUM ADDED BY USER NAME: [ERROR: REDACTED]
ADDENDUM NOTE: 3 months after the battle of Krimsim.
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Mattias was poring through notes as ...
2025-06-23 08:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostMTB4 Ψ 1
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SYSTEM ADDENDUM ADDED BY [SYSTEM CORE 2]
ADDENDUM NOTE: 3 months after the battle of Krimsim.
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SC2 was incapable of experiencing the sensation o...
2025-06-19 08:55:25 +0000 UTC View PostMTB4 Ω 2
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SYSTEM ADDENDUM ADDED BY USER NAME: [ERROR: REDACTED]
ADDENDUM NOTE: 1 month after the battle of Krimsim.
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Iun and Timo were bickering about who...
2025-06-18 05:11:48 +0000 UTC View PostMTB4 Ω 1
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ADDENDUM NOTE: 1 week before the battle of Krimsim.
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A cool wind blew down the road, the s...
2025-06-16 12:31:49 +0000 UTC View PostMT 287 - Sumrann’s Harvest
“Petulance.” The Hierophant’s voice cut across us like an icy breeze. The air shuddered as the titan tried to reassert its control over the thousands of souls, all of which ground to a halt for a brief moment. “Chicks diving for the kernel...
2025-06-15 08:31:01 +0000 UTC View PostMT 286 - True Sense
As the sigils eclipsed the sun, thick ropes of mana poured out from the literally sky-high staff. It was vastly more power than had been fed into any of the Hierophant’s prior spells, and it felt as though every drop of energy was being squeezed...
2025-06-14 12:32:01 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate June 12 2025
Ten Handyman Heroslayer chapters have gone up as part of the B2 launch incentives today. Hopefully it didn't spam you with emails. If it did, apologies for that and for this one spamming you as well, I suppose. Anyway, that fic is my "I need a bre...
2025-06-12 12:06:17 +0000 UTC View PostHH 10 - Where’s My Money? Pt. 2
“Yes, that’s understandable,” said the banker. “Our records show you’ve never accessed the account. There’s no history of anyone checking the balance, either.”
The demon pricked the tip of her finger with a pin and presse...
2025-06-12 11:11:27 +0000 UTC View PostHH 9 - Slaves and Gold
Gully’s eyebrows went up as he looked at the pile of keys, greed glinting in his eyes.
“Okay, that’s interesting,” the demon said. He drummed his claws against the table. “It won’t take long for demons to remember you have those,...
2025-06-12 11:10:36 +0000 UTC View PostHH 8 - Shoulder Demon
Castor began to stumble over to his toolbox and piles of stuff, but Gully put a hand on his shoulder to stop him.
“Hey, go ahead and drink one of those healing pots you got from Lord Bythraxomonius,” he said.
“What about the poti...
2025-06-12 11:09:51 +0000 UTC View PostHH 7 - Heroslayer
You have slain a Level 20 [Hero]!
+2,000 XP
[Handyman] has advanced to Level 2!
[Handyman] has advanced to Level 3!
[Handyman] has advanced to Leve...
2025-06-12 11:08:56 +0000 UTC View PostHH 6 - Hasty Construction
Castor hefted the wrench and began to stalk the [Hero], who’d finally gotten the idea of cutting the oilcloth away. His sword was clumsy for the task, and the inexperienced martialist had failed to bring a knife. Even after he’d managed to sli...
2025-06-12 11:08:10 +0000 UTC View PostHH 5 - [Handyman] vs. [Hero]
[Eternal Handyman] gains the following attributes at each Level:
+9 Strength
+9 Agility
+9 Speed
+10 Fortitude
+7 Intelligen...
2025-06-12 11:07:20 +0000 UTC View PostHH 4 - Are you Stupid?
Castor focused on the attributes under [Handyman], and a new window appeared with a list and description of each. There were eight attributes, and [Handyman] would grant Castor +1 to each every Level, for a total of eight points per level. That ma...
2025-06-12 11:06:38 +0000 UTC View PostHH 3 - Class Selection
“What’s the class stone look like?” asked Castor. He pulled out his notepad and flipped through it, finding an accounting of Gully’s treasury beginning on page 23,709.
“It’s about the size of a six-week-old baby girl’s head,”...
2025-06-12 11:05:35 +0000 UTC View PostHH 2 - Where’s My Money?
Castor set his toolbox down and crossed his arms. “You’re fucking with me.”
“I’m not,” said Gul’thraxis.
“Swear it on your blood,” said Castor.
“C’mon, Cas. How long have we known each other?”
“Lon...
2025-06-12 11:04:14 +0000 UTC View PostHandyman Heroslayer (HH) 1 - Skeletons Don’t Make Good Construction Material
Castor’s most immediate problem was that someone had fused an Undying Skeleton with one of the castle’s main support beams.
His day had started with a report from one of the Dungeon Fiends on the 49th basement level. Apparently, th...
2025-06-12 11:03:15 +0000 UTC View PostMT 285 - Explosion!+
“Coordinate with Ishi to get the Dragon flight supporting Krimsim directly. We can handle the adds out here ourselves.”
I sent a thought to Etja to see where she was with her Finishing Move combo. The mage had already rotated th...
2025-06-09 01:57:43 +0000 UTC View PostMT 284 - Sumrann’s Champion
When Tavio landed on the Hierophant’s skull, he struck with the hammer at the end of his poleaxe, and the glowing eyes on each of the creature’s hundreds of heads flickered. The Hierophant reared back as it slid, its gigantic hooves digging ho...
2025-06-06 23:58:54 +0000 UTC View PostMage Tank Book 2 is Live on Amazon Kindle/KU!
Edit: Audiobook will be out next Wednesday, June 11.
You ...
2025-06-04 09:39:50 +0000 UTC View PostMT 283 - Focused Fire
There was a subtle shift in the lighting of the battlefield, and I noticed the wall of birds encircling the city beginning to alter their flight paths. This occurred the moment that the Hierophant’s attention shifted to me. An instant later, too...
2025-06-04 03:41:17 +0000 UTC View PostMT 282 - Angry Angry Hippo
When our birdless birdplane struck the Hierophant, the resulting explosion was…
Well, it was okay.
Maybe I’d call it decent. A solid seven out of ten if I’m being generous, but that score’s definitely inflated by an ex...
2025-05-31 04:58:07 +0000 UTC View PostMT 281 - Bullet Time
“Thank you for being so direct, Princess Ishi,” said Captain Pio. “While your claim invites many questions, given our situation and the tendency for our mutual acquaintance to find himself embroiled in…” She glanced over at me. “…
MT 280 - We Need Backup
The Hierophant stood amidst the storm of deadly avians, not moving an inch toward the city. There was no evidence that it was doing anything at all aside from empowering the mana monsters attacking Krimsim. The only motion that it made was to turn...
2025-05-24 09:18:07 +0000 UTC View PostMT 279 - Krimsim Skies
Everyone’s eyes turned towards the cockpit as we all tightened our grips on the handholds. Through the windshield, beyond the translucent blue of Guar’s shields, was a dark mass in the sky. The mass expanded until it was a haze of individual d...
2025-05-23 07:57:42 +0000 UTC View PostMT 278 - Tray Tables Up, Buffs in the Full Upright Position
“May Sumrann sow the seeds of our victory and smile upon its harvest,” Tavio muttered as a wave of energizing light pulsed out of him.
Divine Inspiration: You gain 1 stack of Blessed! Sumrann, God of Harvest and Bounty, of...
2025-05-22 06:25:27 +0000 UTC View PostMT 277 - Active Forgery
“For you, or someone else?” Baltae asked.
“For myself,” I replied.
“Forgive me if I am mistaken, but is Fortitude not your highest attribute?”
“It is.”
“Healing skil...
2025-05-16 06:13:26 +0000 UTC View Post276 - Biiiiiirdmaaaaaaan!
I still had Reveal transmitting to the party when I felt the hammerhead’s soul pull away from us, allowing Varrin to get an instant understanding of what I wanted to do. Without any other prelude, I used Shortcut to take the pair of us to the to...
2025-05-15 05:00:33 +0000 UTC View Post