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[Episode] "Chesterfields are Dying Left and Right!"

Sometimes, dear listener, family reunions aren't 100% joyful. I know this may come as a shock to you, all the more reason you'll relate to Meredith Chesterfield (Ali Fisher), when she's visited by her twin siblings Bester Meth (Branson Reese) and ...

[Episode] Connect the Botz

By the end of this episode, you'll be like "Rip Van Winkle? More like Rip...Van...Twinkle Toes!"

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Bubbsriel (Carly Monardo)
Pluto Cloud-Atlas (Christopher Hastings)
Rip Van Winkle (Tim Platt)

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[Episode] The Curious Case of the Crunbo

Scandal (Carly Monardo). Charity (Ali Fisher). Dr. Dewey (Christopher Hastings). In a room with a Crunbo. What could go wrong?

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OH THESE, THOSE CHATS OF SHOW! Pre-Labor Day Edition

Chat time, you extraterrestrials! Joe, Ali, Chris, and Carly are makin' pods and answerin' Qs. We talk guest star Ryan North, all the latest Vestavia news, and even squeeze in Trill Talk. It's Oh These, Those Chats of Show.

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[Episode] The Prince and the Tentacle

When a Vanguard Tentacle Expert arrives on the ship, Groomda (Tim Platt) can't be far behind. And when that Tentacle Man has an old friend aboard- Helmsman Pluto Cloud-Atlas (Christopher Hastings) can't be far behind either. And when a weird aster...

[Episode] Tale as Old as Space

When Junior Mortician Vestavia (Carly Monardo), Ship's Agent Billy Onassis (Branson Reese), and Mage of Ill Portent (Christopher Hastings), find themselves on the bridge of the CSS Cavalier, we can only hope they won't be called upon to save the s...

ANNOUNCING: The OTTSS Top Ten!

You've waited patiently, and now here it is: the results from our Spring poll for the Top Ten Episodes of Oh These, Those Stars of Space! Thanks to everyone who made their voices heard. We salute you 🗽

After counting up a...

OH THESE, THOSE CHATS OF SHOW with Friends Joe and Tim

Chat Time! Friends Joe and Tim are here to answer your burning Qs, cast the cast as Superman and Batman Villains, and even drop a little announcement at the end...! I guess it's just another Oh These, Those Chats of Show.

[Episode] Bright Lights, Ring City

On a critical mission for the CSS Cavalier, Ensign Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt) and his bodyguards Scandal (Carly Monardo) and Charity Mesterfield (Ali Fisher) have nowhere to turn but to an old friend: Xander Mercutio, governor of the Ring City o...

[Episode] Spacemellow Hollow

When a mysterious door appears before three Cavalier crewmembers, they find themselves freed from the hustle-bustle of the galaxy. Each is faced with a momentous choice. Will Werimether (Christopher Hastings) choose to live as a Mage of Good Fortu...

[Episode] The Legend of Sleepy Fellow

Though beloved members of our heroic crew, sometimes officers Clare President (Taylor Moore) and Rip Van Winkle (Tim Platt) can feel like outsiders. And when the ship's hot new schoolmaster, Ichabod Crane (Branson Reese) threatens Rip's status as ...

ANNOUNCING: THE OTTSS TOP TEN

For the first time ever, the incredible minds behind Oh These, Those Stars of Space are reaching out you, our beloved listeners, to compile the definitive OTTSS TOP TEN Countdown (until we do this again).

We're opening the polls for one week...

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Alert! Full Cast in Visual Range!

No new episode this week (too busy celebrating our loves) but instead we thought we'd treat you with an all-new image of the entire Cavalier crew! Yep, From Chestershire all the way to Marvin Blond, this has everyone, all thanks to the drawing han...

[Episode] Top of the Computer To Ya

When the crew of the Cavalier discovers a shipwreck in deep space with ties to their past, you won't be shocked to learned they send an away team to check it out. Including our heroes Bubbsriel (Carly Monardo), Legs Loveless (Taylor Moore), and Sc...

[Episode] The Wa of Aqua

While the crew mourns a fallen comrade, duty still calls for Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo), Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese), and Clare President (Taylor Moore). And, with the Cavalier's water reserves running low, they are sent- where else? AQUW...

THE GROOMDA FILES: Part Final (pt. 5)

Part Final

by Aubrey Lysander

“Dude, I seriously think working at those weird magazines has, like, rotted your brain. You assume everything is a conspiracy. He’s just a normal vape salesman.” 2023-01-17 15:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

New Merch Honoring the Life and Legacy of Threadcount-900 😢

Available Now here: https://www.bonfire.com/androids-never-die/

An incredible new shirt from our very own Carly Monardo, inspired by our most recent episode...

THE GROOMDA FILES: Part MORE (yeah, more GROOMDA) (pt. 4)

Part MORE (yeah, more GROOMDA)

by Aubrey Lysander

Memory of a stupor.

Just type what you can recall. Already everything is fading.

The tentacle lulls me into a trance. A faint resemblance to the ri...

THE GROOMDA FILES: Part Spacethree (pt. 3)

Part SpaceThree

by Aubrey Lysander

I have one of Groomda’s tentacles.

It’s about two feet long. Four inch circumference in the middle with each end diminishing into a classic tentacle point. Purp...

THE GROOMDA FILES: Part Groo (pt. 2)

Part Groo
by Aubrey Lysander

Here are the facts.

1) Groomda is a high ranking officer on the Cavalier.

2) Groomda is a scientist.

3) Groomda is more successful at tasks that require feelings than tasks that req...

THE GROOMDA FILES: Groomda's Deal (pt. 1)

Groomda’s Deal

by Aubrey Lysander

My brother Gelmire has long provided me material. Back when the notion of a career in writing was as distant from my thoughts as Jupiter from Earth (pre Vermont Portal), I w...