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With that in mind, beginning tomorrow and running over the next several weeks, we w...
When their old Professor pays a visit to the Cavalier, Deremith, the Mage of Good Fortune (Ali Fisher), and Werimether, the Mage of Ill Portent (Christopher Hastings) are thrilled to reminisce about their school days. But when little bambino Limon...
2022-12-28 16:07:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Joe, Taylor, Chris, and Tim are here Qing all your A's! We're talking Cubes, Scandals, Backdecks, and more- but just don't send us to pwison! 😥
2022-12-23 05:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostWe're talking Bambini! We're talking accents! We're talking cool aliens!! What more could you possibly want?
Ali and Chris couldn't be here, but: Lady Deathstrike and Emma Frost
And Taylor didn't say his on mic, but: Da...
Gather round, Ruderinos! We are launching our brand new holiday merchandise early, JUST FOR YOU! From Friday, 11/18, through Sunday, 11/20, enjoy a 10% discount* on our latest designs from Bonfire! We've got hot tieflings, booger babies, Witch Hun...
2022-11-18 15:37:38 +0000 UTC View Post
When a Vanguard Commbadge is detected on the dangerous and mysterious planet Lucifar, it's up to Baron Baudelaire (Taylor Moore) and Billy Onassis (Branson Reese), the Cavalier's most devilish crew, to solve the mystery. A mission to the most hell...
2022-11-10 19:27:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Ship's ENT Doctor Dewey (Christopher Hastings), his wife, Documentarian Ilse Schlacht (Carly Monardo), and Vape Salesman Carboat Bin Laden (Taylor Moore) are attempting to enjoy some simple shore leave when something unexpectedly *lunar* gets in t...
2022-10-04 03:06:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Start popping that corn, folks!!!!!
Still recovering from the whirlwind that was Gencon, but it's onto new frontiers of podcast content! Our next Watch Party will be Wednesday, 8/31 at 8pm Eastern. The Rude Crew will be live...
2022-08-12 14:34:45 +0000 UTC View Post"...Family Members including Tuscaloosa Casketshowroom (Taylor Moore), Vestavia Casketshowroom (Carly Monardo), and Froglevel Casketshowroom (Ali Fisher).
BEEP BEEP! WE'RE GOING TO GENCON!! That's right, the entire OTTSS/R...
And now for something completely...different? Haha, I just came up with that! Me! Folks, we're headed to GenCon next week (schedule of FH s...
2022-07-27 10:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Joe, Taylor, Chris and Carly get together to do that favorite thing you love- chat! We're answering your questions, talking Guinevere Tot, writers block, lil show secrets, and so much more...
2022-07-18 04:42:25 +0000 UTC View Post
If you've been hoping and praying for a Live Show of Oh These, Those Stars of Space, we've decided to 'make it so' at Gencon in beautiful Indianapolis, Indiana! Our first-ever liv...
2022-07-13 15:00:33 +0000 UTC View Post
The Vanguard presents gaseous crewmate Clare President (Taylor Moore) with his first opportunity to eat, and along with the meal sends as an emissary Liberty Balboa's (Branson Reese) old culinary school chum...
2022-06-27 19:32:10 +0000 UTC View PostThat's right! Based on your responses in the Discord and the availability of our darling cast, we'll be holding our first-ever These Those Watch Party this Wednesday, June 22nd, at 8pm Eastern. Along for the ride will be our very ...
2022-06-20 15:24:32 +0000 UTC View PostExciting News from Vanguard Headquarters- the Patreon is expanding! That's right, we're adding a brand new tier!! We're calling it- you guessed it- Number Two. And what do you get for subscribing to this tier?
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Deep across enemy lines, Threadcount 900 (Christopher Hastings), Klaus Kitski (Branson Reese), and former ship's Olympian Gene Lime (Tim Platt), must sneak onto the Correxian planet of Belgium-5 to link up with symptathizers and obtain information...
2022-05-02 20:48:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Slurp up this chat, babies! Joe, Taylor, Ali, and Branson are talking about our most recent episodes, and *too much* about episodes you haven't heard yet! Secrets revealed and teased! Listen you this and you'll be saying "Come." in no time!
2022-04-11 19:26:03 +0000 UTC View Post
From the cutting room floor of our latest episode, Down and Out on Xanadu Hard, here's a lil clip of the gang shortly after the introduction of Deremith and Werimether grappling with whether you, our listeners, could handle such b...
2022-03-30 14:31:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Groomda (Tim Platt), Tuscaloosa Casketshowroom (Taylor Moore), and Ship's stuntman Coyote Ugly (Branson Reese) phase down to the quaint backwater of Delphi Blue, but realize they're in over their heads when the planet's god and protector, Zoosex t...
2022-03-17 17:54:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Quick, open your eyes! Rip your favorite Simpsons poster down from the wall! our very own Branson Reese has drawn the entire (known) crew of the Cavalier. Feast your eyes on all your favorite characters! And all the characters you're not into as m...
2022-03-16 13:13:03 +0000 UTC View PostJoe and Taylor, the two Star Daddies, dive DEEP into your questions, FIGHT about Lasers and Feelings rules, SHIT on The Book of Boba Fett, and...find more than they bargained for???
BEHOLD: The Maury Povich Cottonball Man 2022-02-21 14:34:14 +0000 UTC View Post
When a strange alien with a 24-hour lifespan arrives aboard the Cavalier, it's up to Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), Baron Baudelaire (Taylor Moore), and Ship's Dentist Dr. Surgery (Branson Reese), to give this child a crash course in all of life's ...
2022-02-03 22:25:14 +0000 UTC View Post
In the heat of a cutthroat negotiation, Marvin Blond (Tim Platt), Baron Baudelaire (Taylor Moore), and mediator Guy Normal (Branson Reese), find themselves in the grip of a mysterious alien energy. Space, I tell ya! Investigating this energy will ...
2021-12-21 05:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Joe, Carly and Chris gather together to Q your As! We talk the Live Show, The Thanksgiving Holiday Special, Dune, and more! Listen to the conversation critics are calling "a pleasant chat"!!
2021-12-06 19:33:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat happens when our crew stops being polite, and starts getting real?
2021-11-10 22:46:59 +0000 UTC View Post
When Mitzi Festerchild (Ali Fisher), Clare President (Taylor Moore), Dr. Thomas Dewey (Christopher Hastings), and Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt) are stranded on a sandstorm-ravaged moon, they'll have to make impossible and shocking decisions to surv...
2021-11-10 22:36:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Moon small step for man, moon giant leap for man moon.
Can't make it tonight? don't worry. Some version of this video will be yours forever.
2021-11-08 18:38:49 +0000 UTC View Post
The Space Cowboys (Joe, Taylor, Tim, and Chris) are back to wrangle all your questions into calm, satisfied submission. AND: Find out what everyone's job would be on the Enterprise!
2021-11-04 22:56:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Get to your Ready (for fun) Rooms- it’s happening!!
Monday, November 8th at 8PM Eastern is the first ever OTTSS livestream! And you get to be there! That’s right- being a patreon subscriber gets you in to the show!! So s...
2021-10-28 17:42:58 +0000 UTC View Post
It's a quiet night on the Cavalier, so Legs Loveless (Taylor Moore), Klaus Kitski (Branson Reese), Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo) and Doctor Red Field (Ali Fisher), settle in for a night of poker on the holozone. And nothing else happens!! The r...
2021-10-08 14:41:13 +0000 UTC View Post