Taskmaster - S7 E8 - Mother Honks Her Horn.
Added 2023-10-03 13:00:06 +0000 UTC
I know why I thought it was the penultimate! Because the file I watch them from is out of order! Haha, oops!
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https://dai.ly/k26KrU1Tnmz5QzzwiBk
Do I say it, do I say it ππ
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-11-30 23:09:22 +0000 UTC
Kinda means I get through a month of your content a week on average and you upload like 5 a week normally ππ
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-11-30 23:08:45 +0000 UTC
I hate that "daddy" became sexualized π
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-11-30 23:07:15 +0000 UTC
Lol, nor good nor bad. It is what it is π
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-11-30 23:06:49 +0000 UTC
https://youtu.be/XzULrNcrBeY?si=RAfE07Oqv-OQt_-9
Thought you may be interested in this extended version of rhods creepy vid for greg
Josh sloan
2023-11-30 16:33:23 +0000 UTC
You don't care about famous people yet you're famous, why don't you care about yourself?
Josh sloan
2023-11-28 00:14:41 +0000 UTC
Scream for me dammit πππ
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-11-27 23:49:45 +0000 UTC
We should have our first date in a grotto π€
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-11-27 23:23:48 +0000 UTC
At least mother isn't as weird as mommy cause that's the equivalent of daddy and that's just all levels of wrong π
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-11-27 10:45:26 +0000 UTC
Wow I finally get to watch taskmaster again π
only took me 6 weeks or so, dunno if that's good or bad π
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-11-27 10:42:46 +0000 UTC
Yeah I don't know how to do that, I'll cry when I do catch-up π€£
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-10-18 20:28:08 +0000 UTC
HAHHAHA! Take your time, pace yourself π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-10-18 17:18:19 +0000 UTC
Eeee look it's the first video my name's on π hopefully I'll watch it before Christmas ππ
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-10-17 14:33:35 +0000 UTC
Hahahhahahaha! I am indeed a mess. Lol! Never heard of MazapΓ‘n either, but sounds yummy enough π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-10-13 01:27:25 +0000 UTC
Yep, i thought it odd at the time how you said you'd go home and practice (the piano) too! (You had a piano at home?!) Also how you then randomly referred to painting a violin cos you wouldn't know what else to do with it, makes sense now. π
π¦πΊππ π¬ππππΊπ
2023-10-13 00:44:46 +0000 UTC
Don't know what marzipan is? The Spanish translation is not a stretch - mazapΓ‘n - "sweet yellow or white paste of ground almonds, sugar, and egg whites, used to coat cakes or to make confectionery." Aaah! The violin? So no piano lessons at all? Yep, you said 2 years of piano lessons. Snap! I started on the violin around that age too! Then was in the school orchestra all through high school, so got to skip the morning registration class every day π
π¦πΊππ π¬ππππΊπ
2023-10-13 00:30:01 +0000 UTC
I have no idea what Marzipan is, and did I say paino? I had 2 years of violin! Nothing stuck though π
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-10-12 23:10:08 +0000 UTC
Hiya Mandy,
0:26 Me and my brothers sometimes take the piss and address our mam and dad as Mater and Pater, the latin words for mother and father. Itβs soo very public school and rubs them up the wrong way π
9:32 Mandy: βAll momβs do it, at least of that generationβ π€ hmm, a lock of hair in a jar perhaps? Yep, sounds familiar, like my mamβ¦ βjust have bags β¦β bags?! π³ Sorry Rapunzel, you lost me at bags π€£
βDoes everybody just know what a grotto is?β Well, yes kinda, like they said earlier, Santa can be found in his βgrottoβ in department stores and malls, around Christmas time, where children can line up to visit him, tell him what they want for Christmas, and they might even get a present as part of the service. He can famously be found in his βgrottoβ, so yeah we know the word, but I didnβt know what a real one looked like.
36:30 βhither and thitherβ. In old English, hither - βto the place where you areβ, and thither - βto that placeβ or in more modern parlance βhere and thereβ or the way Alex used it: βthis way and that wayβ
37:47 James: βAww yes, played into my hands here mate, fuck youβ
43:14 Aww itβs a real shame you only had 2 years on the piano, although 8 is a really young age to start - I reckon youβll have picked up more than you consciously remember - I only had violin lessons in school, mater and pater wanted us to play the piano so we had private lessons - It doesnβt have to suck! because itβs never too late, all it takes is practice. But but but, also β¦ your voice is a musical instrument and you play that beautifully, so there π
46:43 Alex: βand then you wondered if something was a boulder or not, βis that a boulder?ββ β¦ James: βis that a boulder? Or is it a big rock?β James is a taskmaster superfan, and knew a ton about the show before being on it, thereβs an uncorroborated theory that he was making a callback to Series 1 when Frank Skinner got on a train with a boulder and commented: https://youtu.be/XhPZp8ShXwU?t=814 I wouldnβt put it past him to make this connection.
51:40 I get the ren-resemblance, theyβre both in the style of a folksong or ballad. You donβt hear this style too often, I do enjoy it tho.
54:16 Mandy: βLike the moon?!β Yeah the moon waxes and wanes, a waxing moon is getting more fuller each day, a waning moon is getting less fuller-er each day, it's on its way out, like a snuffed candle or a spent force, itβs sinking into the ether, dissolving out of existence, and succumbing to the vast, hollow, eternal, suffocating void of nothingness. Itβs dark there, isnβt it?
Youβll be referring to Rhodryβs battenberg cake tattoo on his other shoulder. If you like marzipan, which I do, itβs delicious, the recipeβs over 100 years old, and a certain Mr Kiplingβs been selling them in supermarkets for decades, a lovely childhood treat for tea.
Weβre good, weβre good!
tyvm M
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π¦πΊππ π¬ππππΊπ
2023-10-11 23:25:09 +0000 UTC
Hahaha, right? The guy is SO entertaining!!
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-10-05 23:08:38 +0000 UTC
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Mandy Cane Lane
2023-10-05 23:08:10 +0000 UTC
A million years old??? π± That is old. Haha. And yeah, learning piano is on my to do list! π€ͺ
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-10-05 23:07:58 +0000 UTC
That wrote this? Nope that was me π
Terje FlΓ₯gan
2023-10-05 23:07:02 +0000 UTC
Hahaha! Can you imagine being a kid and having James as your uncle? π
Fun stuff!
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-10-05 23:06:36 +0000 UTC
Chat GPT? Lol. Thank you Terje! π€
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-10-05 23:05:51 +0000 UTC
Thank YOU Martin! And but of course, I love these! π€
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-10-05 23:05:24 +0000 UTC
I can't do that in my apartment building. It is LOUD
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-10-05 23:04:48 +0000 UTC
Lmao! I bet his wife loves his stories π€£π€£
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-10-05 23:04:19 +0000 UTC
Well now I don't know what to do! Haha. I stopped watching them on Youtube because they are censored (the early seasons at least). And the Drive file is fine, I am just a moron. Lol
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-10-05 23:03:37 +0000 UTC
Haha, that is how I've looked all September and bow October to be fair. Spring time is a real allergy-fest
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-10-05 23:01:19 +0000 UTC
After rewatching this season, I've gone from liking Rhod to *loving* Rhod. I wish he was my friend, even though he'd probably make me do weird shit π
James Aston
2023-10-05 04:38:37 +0000 UTC
I'm from the Newcastle area and we just don't talk about Oldcastle ;)
Lee Dellbridge
2023-10-04 16:31:13 +0000 UTC
Really good episode. Rhod is... creative. Hiding in the wardrobe, creating a live arse water feature... and I thought James would be the most out of the box. Nope.
Talking of bugs in resin, I once had (and lost) a million or so year old creature that was in amber. Dunno where it ended up.
And I also played piano. From about 7 to 14-15yrs old. I can still remember how to read music in the main and I still have a keyboard which I dabble on from time to time.
If you have an hour or two a week, you could maybe get an electronic piano and take lessons again.
Rusty Dog
2023-10-04 01:01:44 +0000 UTC
The "water feature" Rhod created is another favorite of James' nephews, second to him owning Phil
mcegan
2023-10-03 22:47:00 +0000 UTC
We might be awesome, but so are you! And that moment with James and Lance Armstrong was also freakin' awesome. Thanks for replaying it, you saved me from reaching for my keyboard to do the same :)
Terje FlΓ₯gan
2023-10-03 22:06:13 +0000 UTC
Preemptive like, obviously! Thank you for keeping doing these!
Marvelous Martin
2023-10-03 16:17:46 +0000 UTC
The TM YouTube channel started editing out the ad breaks/returns around season 10 or 11. Which is a shame, because one of the best momens in S13 is something Greg says to Alex upon returning from an ad break.
Robert Allen
2023-10-03 15:42:10 +0000 UTC
You can't just claim you can scream with the best of them and not provide proof!
Josh Read
2023-10-03 15:40:31 +0000 UTC
We kind of had a tag-team TED talk (god I love alliteration)
Squeesher
2023-10-03 15:38:49 +0000 UTC
Ahh well hopefully that's an option then, in which case, thanks for coming to the Squeeshers TED talk
TrickUpMySteve
2023-10-03 15:36:47 +0000 UTC
Possibly the earlier series were censored? I haven't watched those in awhile. But S7+ at least is uncensored, and the playlists of each series are complete. They even release the brand new episodes there on Friday, a day after they air on Channel4. But yeah idk what the reason was if there was one. Let's wait for Mandy. She'll definitely have ALL the answers π
Squeesher
2023-10-03 15:33:41 +0000 UTC
Yeah but I think she was having issues with those ones before, or they were censored or something, I can't remember but I'm sure there was a reason lol
TrickUpMySteve
2023-10-03 15:23:52 +0000 UTC
Actually, everywhere outside of the UK can just watch them on Taskmaster's YouTube channel, completely free.
Squeesher
2023-10-03 15:16:37 +0000 UTC
Whatever Alex gets paid it's not enough, can you imagine his wife saying "Did you have a nice day today" and him having to explain how he was Rhod Gilbert's ass fountain π€£. Loved the reaction thanks Mandy π€
ππππππ πΊππππ
2023-10-03 14:05:15 +0000 UTC
Now, back to the reaction with some coffee, thanks for coming to my TED talk
TrickUpMySteve
2023-10-03 13:41:05 +0000 UTC
To stop your "out of order" shenanigans, I have a couple of options you could use a VPN and sign up to all4 to watch them for free (Β£3.99 per month without ads) or on taskmasters website https://taskmaster.tv/shows and that was Β£5.99 I think, both options are uncensored for your viewing pleasure
TrickUpMySteve
2023-10-03 13:40:15 +0000 UTC
Looks like you are about to sneeze in the thumbnail π
Danny
2023-10-03 13:05:16 +0000 UTC