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And here's your copy, party people. I hope you enjoy the heck out of it!

3OS IS DONE, Y'ALL

w00ha! We got ourselves another trilogy, folks! The final book in the TIOS series is completed, and the book is off for review at Amazon. It usually takes around 24-36 hours, though they say it could be up to 72. Regardless, as soon as it's up, I'...

3OS Update, aka Forever Northside update

All righty, cats and kitties, we have ourselves a novel! The first draft was completed this very morning and I think I'm pretty happy with how the conclusion/wrap-up turned out. We now have a title for the book: Forever Northside, and I think the ...

Short Story: Reparations

Whew! OK, so let me say up front, my intention is *not* to be political, and while the title is certainly a political buzzword in modern American politics, I don't think this story does anything to take a stand. Still, if you're easily agitated or...

A Funny Thing..., and an announcement regarding commissions

Howdy folks! Thanks for your patience while I've been living and thriving and struggling and all that with life the past few weeks. I had my yearly "week o' D&D" get-together with some friends, and have also done a bit of soul-searching and ad...

Officer Friendly, final

Pretty and proofread for ya. I updated the original post with the new files, but wanted to make sure folks got the notification if they were waiting on the final. More to come!

Toddverse: Friendgame

I'm alive! I'm so sorry it took me so long to post anything, but I wanted to wait until I had something fun to share by way of apology for my long silence. About two weeks back I discovered that I had inherited something else exciting from my fath...

Lesson Plans, a TIOS Story

So I'm back in the realm of getting to write my own fan fic! This time around in revisionist histories, we get back to our core cast and focus on none other than Kristiana Coszic-Lewandoski, a.k.a. Miss C. After whetting his appetite for teacher f...

Back, and back at it!

I am back! My vacation was fantastic, and I say that even though through the course of it I had an ulcer, a migraine, a cold, sun poisoning, and a car wreck. (I'm OK, car survived, poor animal who darted in front of me not so much. :( ) Still, I s...

Commission: "Upstairoids: A Public Service Announcement"

This story is set back in the early to mid 80's, but that's not when I mean when I say there's history. This story was for the winner of July 2018's monthly drawing, and through a combination of delays, pondering, and plain old bad communication, ...

Chapter and Verse

When I was a (much) younger man, I used to want to get into ministry. It was a passing phase, thank goodness, and I abandoned the idea long before it took root, but between my own Lutheran roots and my years working for a Catholic college, I've be...

Monthly Freebie: Achievements Disabled

A long time back, I started, but never got very far with, a story called Mod World. I play enough PC video games that I fiddle around with the occasional mod for them, and it won't shock you to learn I'm prone to rendering the women in my game wor...

Commission: Alice's Smartpartment

Here's a new one folks. The commissioner had some ideas for how they wanted it to go, but left the mechanism for the control, by and large up to me, with only a few caveats. I got to thinking about it, and I remembered Neighbors From Back When, an...

Commission: Sub Notes (A TIOS Story)

So this was a wild and different kind of experience. Some people I know basically only read fan fic these days, but it's not a genre I've ever really gotten into. Then lo and behold, along comes someone to request some. Ergo, here you have Sub Not...

Benefit adjustment survey

Man, I feel like an insurance agent, writing that. Anyway, to get a little firmer feedback, here's a quick poll on what you'd like to see happen with what may (or may not?) be a slightly smaller volume of commissions. Mostly looking at the $5 crow...

3OS, Chapter 6 & commission announcement

Since TIOS is at least in part a story about life in high school, I try to include some of those tropes. This particular chapter is the senior's final k-12 spring break, with a couple TIOS-imposed twists to make it a little more fun. With each boo...

Commission: Between The Lines

A fresh commission, hot off the presses. Maybe just a little bit meta on this one, writing about a guy who wants to publish a book. His book, however, is definitely way better than mine. :)

Anyways, enjoy! Hope you had a good weekend and are...

Commission: Broad Cast

This one came from a really fun idea, fun enough that I got carried away and went insanely over budget and just said screw it because I wanted to keep going. (Not something I plan on making a habit of, but just this once...)

This centers aro...

Commission: The cosplayer

 Here we have a sequel to an oldie but a goodie, The Wizard. The protagonist is new, but that rascally wizard is still the same, this time working his magic on a cosplay girl at a convention. She's dressing as Anna from the video games series...

Oopsie

That's the name of the story, not me apologizing for anything. This is the belated December monthly commission drawing (and props to the drawing winner for being so patient!). 

I often compare writing on commission to doodling with cray...

We, The Nighthawks, now available on Amazon!

OK, so for the record, I *did* have this completed by my original goal of Christmas, but Amazon only now approved it. (Some of you amazing folks have already gotten a copy before I even got the email!) So here it is, everybody, book 2 of the This ...

Your copy of We, The Nighthawks!

Thanks so much for your on-going support, everyone. You are the freaking bomb. Here's your copy of We, The Nighthawks! It's still in review on Amazon, so you're getting the final edition earlier than anyone else on the planet. And if I fucked some...

Rough draft completed!

As of this morning, my rough draft of We, The Nighthawks is complete! The word count at the moment is a whopping 126,476 words, around 300 pages. I loved writing every word of this sucker, folks. It makes me want to go career on magical yearbook erot...

My New Girlfriend, Christmas edition

Heya folks! A nice person recently contacted me to commission me to write a Christmas-themed companion piece to My New Girlfriend, much like the Valentine's Day one I did a while back. I decided I had a better vision for how to address that story lin...

'Tis the season

Life is good, folks. New mouse that has a working scroll button, new keyboard that has a working space bar, and a new monitor that let's me actually function in a split screen universe. I've had a 27" for a long while now, and I've been able to sort ...

Thank you!

Seriously, thank you. Up front, for those of you not inclined to read the rambling gratitude of your erotica peddler, there is a gift attached, so feel free to cut to the chase and scroll down. For everyone else, both of you... :)

I am one of not m...

Comission, On Pleasant Street

Here we have one of the month's free commission drawing winners, a lighthearted -- dare I say pleasant? -- little piece about a guy who gets something (or someone) delivered to the wrong address. Short and sweet. More to come!

Early Release: The Curio Shoppe: ... Or Treat

Whew! This is only barely an early release, provided Simon manages to get it up on the EMCSA this week. (And if not, bless his heart anyway because I totally sent it to him at like 4am the day of the update.) Regardless, we return as usual to Mr. Jas...

Pumpkin Spice

Here's one of our three commission winners for this month, who awesomely requested a continuation of Pumpkin from back in March. It's fall now, and in the U.S. ...

Commission, InfiniReach

Here's something for ya! This one's about a service that allows one, for a premium, to rent anybody they like. Here, a generous and somewhat kinky girlfriend hooks her boyfriend up with an opportunity that winds up going way out of proportion to eith...