Bas Rhys circa 2007
On set paparazzi during Burn Notice shoot
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Chapter 28: It’s Pronounced PHO
Chapter 28: It’s Pronounced PHO
Three bricks up and two across. July 2007.
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2024-04-26 19:09:45 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 27.5: Pillow Fight
Chapter 27.5: Pillow Fight
Bas’ Koreatown Apartment, LA. June 2007.
Emma Watson was in the shower with me. Jealous?
“Left one’s hot, and turn the right for cold. You need to pull this tab i...
2024-04-25 17:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post5th Move: On Radar
5th Move: On Radar
No longer would I suffer the blaring wails of the deafening alarms of yesterworld. My wake up call these days was a wet nose aggressively performing an Odor Sleuth near my face.
...
2024-04-24 09:37:31 +0000 UTC View PostRelease Update April (4)
And they don't stop coming!
This week's chapters are once again out for everyone to enjoy at their own leisure!
Mover/Shaker Chapter 4
IoTV! Chapters 26, 26.5, and 27
Bas is finished with his little cameo sidequests whil...
2024-04-22 04:09:33 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 27: PSchnitzel!
Chapter 27: PSchnitzel!
White Rock Vancouver BC, Canada. April 2007.
Sweater weather isn’t quite what I’d been expecting to encounter when I landed in a seaside town. White Rock may look enough like Santa Barbara ...
2024-04-21 16:29:26 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 26.5: The 30-Year-Old Cougar
Chapter 26.5: The 30-Year-Old Cougar
LaGuardia Airport, New York. March 2007.
Bing! The sound of the seatbelt sign switching off acted like a gunshot at the start of a race.
I...
2024-04-19 15:48:11 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 26: Burnt Open
Chapter 26: Burnt Open
Coconut Grove, Miami. February 2007.
My name is Bas Rhys. I used to be a movie star until…
We’ve got a Burn Notice on you. Y...
2024-04-18 18:56:08 +0000 UTC View Post4th Move: Combinations
4th Move: Combinations
Midnight had become my prime training time. The moon was high; the Kricketots were chirping, and I was struggling not to jump at every shifting shadow. This time, neither Ivy nor I had neglected to b...
2024-04-17 08:21:14 +0000 UTC View PostRelease Update April (3)
Hey Everyone!
IoTV! chapters 24.5, 25, and 25.5 are up and available for your enjoyment. Bas has officially left 2006 behind and started off 2007 transitioning into the next phase of his career. This coming week we'll explore Bas in new pro...
Chapter 25.5: Borderline
Chapter 25.5: Borderline
Bas’ Koreatown Apartment, LA. January 2007.
Boredom. Boredom. Boredom.
My tongue stretched out under the upturned glass in my hand to collect the last dr...
2024-04-15 07:49:07 +0000 UTC View Post3rd Move: Slurp
3rd Move: Slurp
Baloo, ‘til such time I caught my second Pokémon, was my sole focus. You could even call it the bear necessities.
Ursaluna being my end game with him. I will play to its strengths and...
2024-04-13 12:02:22 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 25: Out of Rouge
Chapter 25: Out of Rouge
Knightsbridge, London. December 2006.
If you ever want to feel stupid, wear sunglasses at night.
For those of us with any level of self awareness, few things draw p...
2024-04-13 02:42:34 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 24.5: When the Wind Blows
Chapter 24.5: When the Wind Blows
WB Offices London, UK. December 2006.
There’s a famous saying about crisis. I don’t remember what it was or who said it, but the one thing I do know is that it had...
2024-04-11 13:06:23 +0000 UTC View PostRelease Update April (2)
We've reached a milestone!
Chapter 2 of Mover/Shaker is available to read.
Chapters 23.5, 23X, and 24 of IoTV! are also now added to the saga.
With these three chapters I'm on TV! has officially crossed a 100K in word count. <...
Chapter 24: The Chosen One
Chapter 24: The Chosen One
Leavesden Studios, UK. November 2006.
Writing this bloody book felt like summiting Everest
But instead of the glorious view from scaling the highest peak in the world, ...
2024-04-07 15:21:15 +0000 UTC View Post2nd Move: Hawker
2nd Move: Hawker
Conventional wisdom states that the start of anyone’s journey involves going to the nearest gym, catching a couple of Pokémon with a type advantage, and subsequently earning your first badge.
<... 2024-04-06 06:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 23X: Rutting Room Floor
DISCLAIMER:
The latter half of this chapter contains another explicit evening that Bas shares with his newest conquest. Enjoy!
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Chapter 23X: Rutting Room Floor
Leavesden Studios, UK...
2024-04-05 06:46:44 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 23.5: Float Like a Boggart, Sting Like a Ray
Chapter 23.5: Float Like a Boggart, Sting Like a Ray
Leavesden Studios, UK. August 2006.
Despite having enough WD-40 and lubricant to put a professional garage to shame, I knew the five steps I stood ...
Release Update April (1)
No! This isn't a joke,
IoTV! races on with chapters 22, 22.5, and 23 released and available to read. Bas is spending more time in the limelight than ever. This coming week we should hopefully put a wrap on OoTP while having a hijink here or...
1st Move: Kindling
1st Move: Kindling
When one is isekai’d, there are certain expectations we often hope for. An overpowered cheat, maybe a system, or failing everything else, at least a cool name. Ebony Darkness Blade, Hydrus Emrhys Black...
2024-04-01 06:35:58 +0000 UTC View PostOfficial Release of Mover/Shaker!
A new story for a new fandom. A Pokemon self insert unlike any other.
Embark on a adventure of a second lifetime as a reincarnator finds themselves in the Pokemon world. An exploration of Pokemon, training, battling, and move tutoring...
2024-04-01 06:34:52 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 23: The Long Con
Chapter 23: The Long Con
San Diego Convention Center, California. July 2006.
The heat of the morning sun was nothing compared to the sweltering press of the milling crowds. Screeching gulls were muted ...
2024-03-31 02:08:27 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 22.5: Changing the Requirements
Chapter 22.5: Changing the Requirements
Leavesden Studio, UK. May 2006.
[Ron snagged his wand, gathered his feet under himself, and dusted his shoulder. “One more.” He hefted his wand and took ...
2024-03-29 10:08:26 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 22: DeGenerate Barbarian
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Hi everyone, a little unusual but Patreon's limited formatting options have forced me to do this. Written below is the next chapter, attached with it is also the same chapter but superior. I urge you ...
2024-03-27 18:48:03 +0000 UTC View PostRelease Update March (4)
Hello dear members,
Been a rough week but as promised I managed to get all chapter of IoTV! out on time as always!
IoTV! chapters 20, 20.5, 21, and 21.5 are available at your leisure.
Once again, my deepest apologies for the sl...
Chapter 21.5: Naked Attrition
Chapter 21.5: Naked Attrition
Lacock Abbey, UK. March 2006.
“Anger is… easy.” Rickman said calmly.
But the ever so slightly too firm grip on the nape of my neck might reveal more comp...
2024-03-25 03:22:42 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 21: Sponsored by Strepsils
Chapter 21: Sponsored by Strepsils
Leavesden Studios, UK. February 2006.
[My head rested on my hands folded behind them, my feet were crossed and kicked up as I laid back. You’d think I was chill...
2024-03-22 19:47:40 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 20.5: Shoe on the Other Foot
Chapter 20.5: Shoe on the Other Foot
WB Offices London, January 2006.
A whistle, a tumbleweed, and three pairs of twitchy eyes. I could practically hear the theme song of ‘The Good, The Bad, and ...
2024-03-21 19:35:03 +0000 UTC View PostMarch Release Update (3)
Hello all members,
Apologies for the slight delay in keeping you appraised of the last week's releases, but I can at least say that I'm on TV! chapters 18.5, 18X, 19, and 19.5 were all released on time!
This coming week's chapters ha...