Chapter 48: Conan Canon
Leavesden Studios, UK. August 2009.
“Hi, Conan O’Brien, here. It’s thirty-five years late, but finally at the age of forty-six, I have received my Hogwarts letter. This is...
2024-09-07 15:08:17 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 47.5: Hell in a [C]Ellen
WB Lot Studio 1, Burbank California. July 2009.
“Where were you, Bas? How could you be so late?” Emma scolded me the moment I stepped in through the door. I halted ...
2024-09-04 10:31:09 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 47: Gutter Toast
Empire Leicester Square, London. July 2009.
Nowhere in the world did I feel more unsafe than in a public restroom. Despite my aversion, however, I couldn’t always avoid them....
2024-09-01 04:49:50 +0000 UTC View PostGoldenrod City
My spontaneous decision to capture Yecu as part of my team had been paying dividends.
Even beyond his role as my emergency food supply, my Krabby ...
2024-08-29 05:46:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Bas' up to date filmography displayed in-universe - with some fun character tidbits!
2024-08-21 16:26:25 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 46.5: Original Spin
Piccadilly Circus, London. June 2009.
[A man crashed across a delicatessen counter, tossing a fountain of baked goods everywhere. It should’ve been me.
...
2024-08-20 15:01:17 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 46: Dunkin’ Donut
Freshwater West, Pembrokeshire Coast. May 2009.
Who doesn’t love a good day at the beach?
Rare though it was for the Harry Potter franchise, the core team - in...
2024-08-18 09:30:36 +0000 UTC View PostGoldenrod City.
“Name and badge?”
“Uki’uki. Zephyr.” Excusing the fact that the Pokédex I’d handed my interrogator held the information he requested front ...
2024-08-12 02:03:48 +0000 UTC View PostHope everyone old and new is enjoying the recent update!
THE NEXT BATCH WILL BE RELEASED BY AROUND THE 17TH OF AUGUST
IoTV! 45 (double feature), and 45X are both available to read at your leisure. Bas is back in the saddle in more way...
2024-08-12 01:58:12 +0000 UTC View PostDISCLAIMER:
This chapter officially ends Bas’ celibacy and finally pays off all the flirting he has been subjected to. Enjoy the latter half of the chap!
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Chapter 45X: Master of Cere(moan)ies 2024-08-10 09:59:40 +0000 UTC View Post
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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: I never do these and likely won’t going forward very often. As an expression of my deep gratitude for the stellar support you’ve all graced me with - as well as a celebration of...
2024-08-06 18:03:00 +0000 UTC View PostWhew! July was a tough month but I'm glad we saw it through!
Next batch of chapters will be out 8-9th August.
As for this past week IoTV! Chapters 43.5, 44, and 44.5 are ready to read for your pleasure. Bas is back on set and the gruel...
2024-08-03 04:20:25 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 44.5: Leave it, to the Dursleys
Leavesden Studio, UK. February 2009.
Dudley was fat. Harry was not. Far from a revelation, but made far less sense when you considered I was talking about ...
2024-08-01 13:25:26 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 44: Bed-Headed Step Child
Bas’ Caravan, Leavesden. February 2009.
“Mmgh. Lumpy…” It hadn’t been long, just over a single year, since Ellie had received her own bed. Waking up...
2024-07-30 03:42:12 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 43.5: The Eyes Have It
WB Offices London, UK. January 2009.
Goosebumps cascaded across the skin of my arm. Hair-raising fear - or perhaps disgust - burrowed and breached throughout my tense fol...
2024-07-28 16:08:07 +0000 UTC View PostHi all!
Hope everyone is enjoying the recent batch of chapters this month. I hope that my recent writing is addressing feedback. I'm quite proud of the recent few and hope everyone feels similarly.
IoTV! chapters 42,42.5, and 43 are ...
Chapter 43: Industrial Devolution
Four Seasons Hotel Royal Suite, LA. January 2009.
“You’re leaving?” Dong Lover made his dissatisfaction clear via his tone on the other end of the line....
2024-07-23 10:59:19 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 42.5: New Testament
Bas’ Koreatown Apartment, LA. December 2008.
“I’m so lonely~” The flush sloshed as I got off my knees.
“I’m mister lonely~” Flicking on the faucet I cupp...
2024-07-21 21:23:35 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 42: Un-PHO-gettable
Three bricks up and two across. November 2008.
Welcome to the Potter Heads Online message boards.
You are currently logged in: Harmony-...
2024-07-19 02:51:42 +0000 UTC View PostFeels like an age since I've done one of these haha!
My sincerest apologies for being so radio silent these last couple of weeks as well as being unable to publish the first week of July. There was a family emergency that necessitated a "dr...
Chapter 41.5: Tickets & Pickets
Mann Village Theater, Hollywood. October 2008.
Do you know what the best part of a sandwich is? If you grew up anywhere around Europe, there’s more than a decent c...
2024-07-13 06:24:53 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 41: Bas’ Bottom Bitch
Korea Town, LA. September 2008.
[“Bitch, do you see us?”]
“Ya! You bundeggi bastard, no cussing in my dojang!” Oh Dae Su, my tetchy taekw...
2024-07-10 03:12:08 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 40.5: Add Campaign
Kadokawa Daiei Studios, Tokyo. August 2008.
Look at your ads now back to mine. Look at your ads now back to mine.
Sadly, neither is Old Spice. But with a little c...
2024-07-08 17:50:14 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 40: Dude, Where’s My Cadbury?
King’s Cross Station, London. July 2008.
Whenever I used to travel with Cadbury and Anita in the past, it was always the more image conscious Anita’s luggage...
2024-07-01 13:38:24 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 39.5: Top Gear Special (Part 2)
Dunsfold Aerodrome Surrey, UK. July 2008.
[Under normal circumstances, I’m usually quite good at keeping my intrinsic carnal cravings caged.
Chapter 39: Top Gear Special (Part 1)
Dunsfold Aerodrome Surrey, UK. July 2008.
[Tonight!
James May hits the breaks. Skree! The squealing of tyres as we suddenly came to a halt...
2024-06-29 20:43:27 +0000 UTC View PostI hope everyone's had their fill of filler!
IoTV! 38, 38.5, and our first look into the incomparable ANITA SPECTER is out for your enjoyment.
We have a good understanding of Bas' worth now between his personal finances, the first step...
2024-06-25 04:52:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Forbes profile for everyone's favourite agent.
2024-06-24 18:45:45 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 38.5: Trailer Mix
Win-Nguyen Situation Nail Spa, LA. June 2008.
Buff was the word of the day, and not because of how my muscles rippled beneath my needlessly tight shirt.
And for on...
2024-06-23 15:41:33 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 38: (Gross)eries
WB Headquarters, Hollywood. June 2008.
“Don’t do this to me, Bas!” Ben Wyatt, my financial manager from Duneshire Equities, sounded about done with me.
“Do you ha...
2024-06-22 09:01:51 +0000 UTC View Post