drRapture's Clinic

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[no smoking version available]

Do you know what I mean when I mean your spit tastes wet? It's always wet, right? Not exactly, no that's wrong.

Sometimes it feels ready. Fucking slick and inviting. Velvety and lucid. It le...

dirty joke - java unboxing [CW: malfunctioning sex toy]

this is such a dumb joke but probably the one that has aged the best and that is saying something

There was an actress - theater gal. You wouldn't know her. The jokes she told would make the authors of that limerick book blush. She's ...

"clean" joke - drPepper unboxing

this joke is pretty PG-13 which I feel qualifies it as a clean joke.

be aware there is Dr. Pepper in this audio. You've been warned.

thank you so much for this tasty soda. What's your favorite clean joke? The more G rated ...

Double Booking [Part Deux]

Aaaaaaaayyyyyyeeee [I] really like this one.

After part one, we all wanted more listener inclusion and I think Miranda nailed it. Working with Alice on this one was a lot of fun. It didn't take very long. One take with 2 breaks a...

Fuckboy music helps with confidence

This type of stuff reminds me of passing blunts on the park bench trying to impress [her] with freestyles

[which I usually did]


Lots of recording today. Rap helps with that. Half is for you and half is for corporate America...

Stickers - no middleman

[Continental U.S. patients only]

Use the Venmo link above to buy 3x3 glitter stickers of the logo

• $8 for one [1]
  
• $15 for two [2]
  
• $20 for three [3]
  

Make sure your settings are privat...

Alura Character Sheet [5e]

Brian's stat block - https://www.kassoon.com/dnd/monster-stat-block/210/wildfire-spirit/

High[er] Charisma

River was pretty into [butt stuff]. We made it work after a few tries. [She was also into rope cuffs too because they didn't hurt like metal. You just used water to shrink the material so when it dried it expanded and you couldn't get the cuffs of...

It's gunna be May

Howdy, beautiful patients.

High Charisma 2 should be out tomorrow. I can't thank you enough for your patience. I truly got sick at the worst possible time considering the contracts I needed to fulfill this month and I am very grateful...

~Regaining my powers~

When I lose my voice I feel like Magneto playing chess with metal pieces when he can't move them anymore. Today I wiggled one of the pieces.

I'm not a big Marvel guy but I liked the dude who got all those gems in the glove. He knew what h...

The [New] Limerick

My last collab partner reminded me of my favorite limerick.

Before [Bella] not-so-stealthily trapped me in her car to watch the sunrise, there was the night of the Limerick party.

The theater we were performing at was near my parent...

Double Booking

The first time I did audio erotica they were all written scenes. I'd be on the line with the director [always a woman] and sometimes they'd feed you the other actor's lines or have you repeat moans/breathes over and over to build a sound bank for ...

the poem that became a ramble [or "jerking off with the other hand"]

You taste like how I always imagined pink stained glass would. Like some sort of forbidden candy. Not your lips [btw] this is your cunt we're discussing. Discussing... Cussing... cussing at your cunt is fun. Lapping your juices as a small husky "f...

April is Poetry Month

Like I said before, the rest of the month will be a little [cum]-and-go. Doing a ton of talking in my other life any my voice will be running the gauntlet for another week and a half. Tomorrow's the first Quinn Collab. High Charisma [2] is afte...

Start Wearing Purple - Gogal Bordello

[song presented without comment]

4/20 AMA

I hope the dice were in your favor [I genuinely have no idea]

Okay so when I said the next Quinn drop would be a sequel to High Charisma, I meant that my next SOLO Quinn drop would be a sequel to High Charisma. Tuesday will be something new...

The other kind of "bi"

I see what you were after

We'll play more with this in May

Thank you for the presents :)

Mid-month Safety/Gratitude Check-in

Howdy, team [it's 'team' for this one]

I'll be around a bit less for the rest of April. I know I've said that before but I will actually be out of the house a lot these next couple weeks [BUTT] don't worry I'll have some [STUFF] for you nex...

Your Move (Part 2)

Also mostly a memory [remember I reserve the right to lie to you about any and all things forever until the end of time and I certainly do sometimes but probably not as much as I should]. The graphic novel in question was not Watchme...

Mondays are for recording

[NSFW]

I am excited to fuck you tomorrow, dear listener. Of course it won't be you - it'll be a memory of a girl in form of a character from another audio but you're going to be touching your pussy to it soon enough so it's kind of li...

Erika Lust [CW - Nurse Joy]

I'll tell you about [insert codename here] later. She was my only successful fuck-buddy and she'd come over to my folks house when I was home for the summer to get high with me, watch porn and fuck [but that's not today's post]

Nurse ...

Do you want the rest of the "Can't Sleep?" book narrated?

Do we follow Peter Chambers on a series of [cozy] [NPSFW]* [BFE] audios? Is 45-55 minutes the preferred length? Let me know what you think, lovely Patients
*that's [Not Particularly Safe For Work]


[Welcome, new folx. ...

okay it [might] be a fetish

but I don't think it is JUST HEAR ME OUT

I didn't know what cellulite really was until [I wanna say] my early teens but that just doesn't feel like it can be true. I just knew some women had it [not realizing it 2024-04-12 17:44:54 +0000 UTC View Post