I tell myself this little lie about you.
The lie is that I can simply enjoy kissing your thighs without wanting to eat your pussy.
That's why I try to kiss them every morning - maybe today will be the day it's true. Maybe I can resi...
"If it's scotch, I want something malty"
[I changed it a bit]
You say my scotch is too malty
And you say my chips are too salty
But it seems to me
[obviously]
Your taste buds are really what's faulty
[Next is promp...
Why does it look photoshopped???
2024-08-04 03:41:44 +0000 UTC View PostThere's a rhythm. There's no time or temperature there, but it's where we go just before climax
Something happens to my heart when you fuck me into the rhythm. My resonance matches the rhythm's and I am lost and all my thoughts of us old...
went in with a script, came out with this
[god damn that feels amazing]
okay now maybe I can focus
2024-08-01 23:33:02 +0000 UTC View PostRamune Japanese Soda Slapstick
2024-08-01 03:34:31 +0000 UTC View Post
We don't have kids but we do have a stuffed animal for each alignment and this is Chubbee. He is very flumpy. He is one of the "Chubby 10"
Why did I get Chubbee? Because round stuff makes me happy.
Chubbee is neutral/neutral and can...
[this version written by Flynn]
2024-07-30 21:35:04 +0000 UTC View Postoh, hai
are you rested? I am.
[no - you don't get to hear me]
[not yet anyway]
[patientsce]
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4 Quinn drops each month from now until 2025. If you want more, let them know
This space? I'm feeling exp...
2024-07-30 00:05:56 +0000 UTC View PostTypically, community gardens weren’t for witches. But no one dare approach Midge about her sprouting patch of"
I'm futzing with it a bit - here's mine.
Typically, community gardens weren’t for witches, but Midge wasn't growing an...
Fuckin' country roads. I long to be surrounded by cold, dead steel again
Edit: on the proper tier now - SORRY I WAS DISTRACTED TURNING MY MISFORTUNES INTO CONTENT
[we're fine lol]
Hey lovelies,
I'll be on vacation for the next week with family so it'll be a light internet presence. Maybe a poem or a media rec [or a hand pic] here and there.
It's our 5 year anniversary and the 50th of a couple close to us.
listen I can't turn my phone on silent cuz then I'll lose it and not be able to find it later and if I move it i have to get up and that's duuuuumb
no editing other than some silence so ENJOY THAT YOU [************]S
... 2024-07-22 00:55:31 +0000 UTC View PostAssign specific colors to overly-specific emotions.
Example: if Red -> Anger
then Bruised Burgundy -> the seething [but short-lived] rage you feel when someone steals your parking s...
2024-07-21 02:16:51 +0000 UTC View Post
jk I didn't write it :) yay Carrie!! It's always a pleasure. She's getting even better, yea? Yea.
[okay but here's some thoughts]
You wouldn't know by the [weeks] it takes to produce once I receive them, but I love when scripts a...
2024-07-19 18:52:51 +0000 UTC View Post[we start with me holding the conch]
The glow of the [evil] artifact makes my eyes fill with lust as my voice drops "Knees. Now" and I gently slap you in the face with my cock to make it hard while telling you to beg for more.
There...
[do you consent to let me in for just a moment? If the answer is yes, read the rest quickly]
Hurry let me take over your [non] dominant hand and touch you on the meaty part of your thigh right now. Now. [Don't think too hard or ...
[and play with your cunt with the other hand]
2024-07-18 04:07:30 +0000 UTC View PostI had to remove that audio to be within the new Patreon guidelines. I will upload an edited version later if I can piece something together that sounds okay. Thank you for your understanding - as you were Patrients
<3
-ED...
2024-07-18 00:22:45 +0000 UTC View Post[You're at a clinic. My clinic. You're on your back with your head hanging over the edge of the operating table. The tip of my dick is just a little salty and you see my balls get closer as I fill your throat slowly and with a sense of ownership. ...
2024-07-17 17:00:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Namsayin?
New phone comes this week. This poor ol' camera will soon take it's last blurry phot. I admit but there's something fun to me about folks looking at this like 'wtf?' and realizing what's [up]
The best movie musical of all time is called The Court Jester and stars Danny Kaye [one of the best clowns of ever] and Gynnis Johns [who was one of the most gorgeous actors on camera]. Here are the rules:
1. Whenever the narrator speaks [...
There's a great version with Robbie Williams and Jon Lovitz too.
I'm Bing/Jon
2024-07-16 19:53:51 +0000 UTC View PostThey say couples that go to bed at the same time as each other stay together longer
I say couples who fuck like we fuck stay together [probably for] too long
I love the smell. I admit it. Spit, cunt and taint. I'm so fucking happy w...
One time in college this girl [Jade] took [Flynn] in his own room got on her knees and said "Do a Hamlet monologue while I suck your cock" and that is usually one of those details you don't really believe unless it's confirmed by bot...
2024-07-15 20:24:44 +0000 UTC View Post[I suppose] I like watching women trying to fuck my wife as it happened [again] and I liked it [again]
Let me set the scene -
The clapping of her ass cheeks sounded like applause at the rate I was fucking her. After pounding like tha...
