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Corporate Espionage: Chapter 7

Chapter 7

Mattie went to work the next day, just not in the same way he expected.  His mommy woke him up and changed him out of his night time diaper and into a dry daytime one.  She slipped a onesie on over him an...

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Twitter Story: You'll Understand...

"You'll understand when you're a grown-up."  

How many times have you heard that?  You have no idea at this point.  

Truly.

You've lost count.  Of everything.

The diapers.

The bottles.

The hi...

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Unfair- Chapter 59: Another Million Ways to "Why"

Chapter 59: Another Million Ways to “Why”

The rest of that Friday morning passed by without either open defiance or clever subversion.  The rebellion that was ‘Why Day’, once quashed, turned into a bunch of qu...

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Extended Trial

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Athena

Uploading a finished story.  Also as far as I know my first foray into unbirthing and medical horror.

Also, fun fact.  If you like Neal Shusterman you'll love the end of the first act, and vice versa.

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Flu Shot

An old Cushypen story, here for you to peruse.  Set in the world of "The Struggle", an intern gets a flu shot with some unexpected side effects.  Actually kind of a happy ending

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Corporate Espionage: Chapter 6

Chapter 6

“How does that feel?” Mommy asked Mattie.

Bad.  It felt really bad.  Mattie was shivering, achey, itchy, and very, very embarrassed. None of it good.  He was shivering because he’d just...

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Twitter Story: Called Out

You're on the daycare playground having the bestest time!  You're about to go play in the sandbox when...

You stop...

You look straight ahead...

You bend your knees a little...

You start to push...

As the me...

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Unfair-Chapter 58: A Million Ways to "Why"

Chapter 58: A Million Ways to “Why”

“Pssst” Tommy whispered to me on our way out of the cafeteria after breakfast.  “Clark.”  

I snapped out of my haze and pivoted sideways as much as I could l...

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The Pastel Gift

The Pastel Gift

Vampires don’t have many heroes, historically speaking.  When one lives their unlife in the shadows, it’s very difficult to pick their own historical role models.  Vampirism resulted in a secre...

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Merch Question.

If I made merchandise; ie  T-shirts; Novelty Books; Physical copies of already published stories;  would you consider buying them?

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Baby or Brat (Part 2)

So here's a fun little side tour for y'all!


First off.  SPOILERS!  I did not draw this.  Not even close.  Not by a longshot.


This fantastic bit of art was done by Arkham Insanity and they were ...

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Baby or a Brat? (Part 1)

So here's a fun little side tour for y'all!

First off.  SPOILERS!  I did not draw this.  Not even close.  Not by a longshot.

This fantastic bit of art was done by Arkham Insanity and they were commissioned for the...

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Unfair-Chapter 57: Adventures in Being Babysat

Chapter 57: Adventures in Being Babysat

Thursday Night.

The television clicked off.  The Muffets were on and Lita Coreno was about to do her famous rendition of ‘Fever’, arguably the bit that first made the ...

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Daddy's Special Message

Storytime folks! So recently, yours truly happened to cross digital paths with a certain Lizzy James over on Twitter.  We got to chatting it up and then she said something akin to "We should do a supervillain team up!"  (Okay...I may be ...

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Are You A Big Boy or a Little Baby?

Storytime folks!

So recently, yours truly happened to cross digital paths with a certain Lizzy James over on Twitter.  We got to chatting it up and then she said something akin to "We should do a supervillain team up!"  (Okay...I...

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The New Narnia-Chapter 48: Mommy's Boy

Chapter 48: Mommy’s Boy.

Tommy woke up surrounded by crib bars.  Rather than a shock, it was something of a pleasant surprise.  It was a nice feeling, like being wrapped up and swaddled by the bed itself.  ...

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Corporate Espionage: Chapter 5

Chapter 5

“Here’s your mail,” Mattie said, handing the bundle of letters to a very important grown-up at a desk.  The grown-up didn’t didn’t look up; just handed Mattie a bit of outgoing mail.

“Here....

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Unfair-Chapter 56: The Crying Game

Chapter 56: The Crying Game

I cried all day that first Wednesday.  It was spectacular!  The best day I’d had at school since I’d come back.  Big time fun and all it cost me was another sleepless night of...

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Twitter Story: Exposed

"Who's a good baby?" The daycare lady coos at you.  "Who's a good baby?"    You are!  You don't say it; you're too full of the giggles.  She runs her fingers up your sides, tickling you like an eensy weensy spider and...

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The New Narnia- Chapter 47: Work Hard, Play Harder

Chapter 47:  Work Hard, Play Harder

I don't need a spotlight

I don't need a crowd

I don't need the great wide world

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Corporate Espionage (Chapter 4)

Chapter 4

WHAM’s one good non-Christmas song was being piped into the massive corporate office of PharmaCorp when Mattie began his rounds.  Appropriate, because Matthew was full on jitterbugging and wide awake.

...

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Unfair-Chapter 55: Technically...

Chapter 55: Technically...

Tuesday.

“Okie dokie, Clark,” Mrs. Beouf said to me. “For today, I want you to paint a frog, okie dokie?” I didn’t react.  I just stood there at the easel, lightly nodding. &...

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Unfair-Chapter 54: Every Little Thing Falls Apart

Chapter 54: Every Little Thing Falls Apart

“Are you sure you want to do this?”  It was Janet, because of course it was.  She’d coaxed my cooperation out of me by dangling this last meal in front of me and now...

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Unfair- Chapter 53: Apologies, Promises, Lies, Love, and Defeat

Chapter 53: Apologies, Promises, Lies, Love, and Defeat

People think that love is patient. They think that love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.  It goes on a bit, all the great and benev...

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The New Narnia- Chapter 46: Navel Gazing

Chapter 46: Navel Gazing

“So what are we doing?” Charlie asked.  “What game?”  

He still looked a little uncomfortable given their recent conversation as to how and why he ended up in this eternal n...

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Corporate Espionage: Chapter 3

Chapter 3

“Shit!” Mattie cursed through clenched teeth.  “Shit...shit...shit...shit…!”  The sun was just barely cresting through the window of his Air BnB but Mattie had already been awake for a good fif...

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Unfair- Chapter 52: Anything but Child's Play

Chapter 52: Anything but Child’s Play

Right after nap time I was taken out of the crib, checked, and lined up.  All said, it was pretty fast.  Only Jesse and Mandy ‘needed’ changing.  Everyone else was either dry or ‘n...

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Twitter Story: Game Night Interrupted

Mommy and Daddy look at each other from across the gameboard. Game board? With hippos? Hippo board?  Whatever.  You're playing Hungry Hungry Hippos when their noses wrinkle and they look at each other.  "It's your turn," Daddy says ...

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The New Narnia- Chapter 45:

Chapter 45: Coming Distractions

Everybody's

Got the right

To be happy.

Don't stay mad,

Life's not as bad

As it seems.

If you keep...

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