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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Men's Help Line

 Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have...

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Girls' Night Out 2 - Patreon Exclusive Series

Six friends are persuaded to check out the town's most exclusive club - CLUB STORM and find out why it's so popular


Character Details for This Series: 

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Laughter Is The Best Medicine - You Must Be...

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me?...

I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Hitting the Bear Where it Counts

In case you missed it at about the 6.5 second mark,  he unexpectedly gets whacked in the nuts. 


Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much neede...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tease

Damn that’s cruel. 😂🤣

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Do It With Me

Nobody wants to 'play' alone. Besides, nothing makes me hotter or wetter than when you stroke with me baby. 


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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Seat on The Train

A‌‌n America‌‌n soldier‌‌, servin‌‌g i‌‌n Worl‌‌d Wa‌‌r I‌‌I ha‌‌d jus‌‌t returne‌‌d fro‌‌m severa‌‌l week‌‌s o‌‌f battl‌‌e o‌‌n th‌‌e Germa‌‌n fron‌‌t lines.....

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Quickies

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂     

 Here's a few Quickies for Today: 


Pati...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Impossible Sperm Sample

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂     

 

An 85-year-old man was told by the Doctor that...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - The Apartment

A rich business man propositioned a beautiful girl to spend the night with him. She agreed to do so for $500...

When he was ready to leave in the morning, he told her that he didn't have any money with him but that he would ...

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Recording of May's Mammoth Discord Fun

You can listen to this recording HERE 

(if this link is expired you can find this au...

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Laughter Is The Best Medicine - How'd It Get So Big?

 A man goes to the proctologist and says "I've got a huge problem with my ass."

The doctors says,   "Drop your pants, bend over and I will have a look".
 

"Fuck me!!" says the doctor " What could have made a ...

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Limited Word Challenge - You Like That, Baby?

These are quick audios where I try to limit the dialogue to a few chosen words  -  with the exception of some filler words and phrases like: "yes", "fuck", "oh god" etc... This audio will mainly contain the words: 

"You ...

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Laughter Is the Best Medicine - Legless Parrot

A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot to keep his wife company while he's at work....

 However, the only parrot for sale  in the shop seemed to be lopsided. 

The man tell's the store clerk, "That bi...

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Discord Chat Tonight

The votes are in. My NSFW Discord group chat will be tonight:  

- Thursday May 28th at 9:30pm  EDT 

You can join my Discord using the link on your Patreon tier. This w...

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The Demon's Husband

I keep telling you, you can’t keep summoning me over and over again.

Yes, I know you enjoy the time we spend together. The truth is... I do, too. Ever since you first summoned me, I’ve looked forward to being with you, again...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Stretching a Dollar

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂     


Two men only have a dollar for their night out an...

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Vote For Our Next Chat

I promised a NSFW Discord chat in MAY and that time has cum. 

It will be this Thursday May 28th  at either 3pm EDT or  9:30pm EDT, so vote for which time slot works best for you and I'll confirm Wednesday even...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Hairspray

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole...

He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." 

The grandfathe...

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Exclusive - She Wants It

You have a hard time believing me when I tell you it's okay to fuck my friend who's sleeping in our guest room.

You just have to trust me, when I tell you that... 

She Wants It. 

 

*All the characters dep...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Ski Lodgings

 
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed... 

In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand ...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Robbing the Sperm Bank

 A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun... 

He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. 

She says, "But sir, its just a sperm bank!".

"I ...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - New Prescription

This little old lady goes to the doctor and says...

"Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve passed gas at...

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Discord Chat Today at 3pm

Just a reminder I’ll be hanging out in Discord today at 3pm EDT just for fun 😊


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Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Jagermeister

A young man walks up and sits down at the bar...

"What can I get you?" the bartender inquires.

"I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. 

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May Discord Pick of The Month Winning Audio

This month Discord users voted on the top SFW erotic photo submissions from April and I promised to create a sexy audio based on the winning pic. 

However there was a tie! 

Luckily. the two winning pics complimented each othe...

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Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Pickle Slicer

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion...

He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer...

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May's Moving On...

This is just another quick May update. 

For those of you curious here's the link for a picture of the big man from my ...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Alligator at the Bar

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons...

"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Th...

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Pussywhipped

You know your place is between my legs, baby. 


Sometimes I'll see a hot pic or gif while scrolling through  bdsmlr or tumblr and it will inspire me to record something. It's not exactly a WWM just a quick b...

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