I guess since I went to Ikea the other day I decided to make a table for generating "Swedish Furniture," which is to say basically Ikea products. Njut av!
2019-08-16 00:18:27 +0000 UTC
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This month's table pack is "Japanese Monsters"! It covers Dark Magical Girls (like magical girls but, you know, bad), Kaiju (Godzilla and his ilk), Yokai (weird monsters out of Japanese folklore), and Yoma (monsters like in Sailor Moon and other m...
2019-08-16 00:16:17 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys. Sorry this month’s tables have been so late. I’m close to finishing them though. The main table pack is going to be “Japanese Monsters,” and the Secret Bonus Table will be “Swedish Furniture,” I guess because I went to Ikea t...
2019-08-15 02:06:49 +0000 UTC View PostI have no idea why I created this, but I hope you enjoy it nonetheless. It's a table for generating names of "lesser Marx brothers," which gives you names like Chorizo Marx, Judo Marks, and Rubberbando Mox. Basically I made a d666 table of names (...
2019-07-06 15:32:53 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys! This month's table pack is DARK FANTASY, which is to say four tables for grimdark fantasy that ride the line between actually useful and deeply sarcastic.
2019-07-06 15:29:20 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys. I wanted to update you on what I’ve been up to, though there hasn’t been nearly as much as I’d like. The physical medicine doctor (a spine specialist) said I’m recovering from the herniated disc nicely, but I ended up with an...
2019-06-21 00:14:58 +0000 UTC View PostThe other day I re-watched the RiffTrax live show of Space Mutiny (the sci-fi B-movie featured in one of the most popular MST3K episodes of all time), so o...
2019-06-01 13:10:01 +0000 UTC View PostThis month's table pack is a set of six tables for various things relating to cartoons, with an emphasis on old-school animated shorts (Looney Tunes, Tom and Jerry, etc.) since those have been on my mind a bit lately.
2019-06-01 13:01:01 +0000 UTC
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With the new season of One Punch Man in progress (it's on Hulu BTW), I got inspired to make a table for generating OPM-style hero names, which is to say superhero codenames with a particularly odd sensibility. Sure, Captain America and Ir...
2019-05-04 13:03:35 +0000 UTC View PostThis month's table pack is a miscellany of silly tables that didn't quite fit anywhere else.
For a while I’ve been contemplating the idea to use The Black Hack as the basis of a game about office workers in the vein...
2019-04-25 22:41:46 +0000 UTC View PostI haven't been able to do much in the way of working on zines lately, but I thought I'd share with you guys the current draft of My Life With Maid RPG, a zine I'm working on about Maid RPG and my relationship with it. I worry tha...
2019-04-10 16:20:22 +0000 UTC View PostThis month's Secret Bonus Table is called "Unnatural Disasters," and it's for generating ridiculous names of bizarre disaster movies in the vein of Sharknado and other potential Syfy Originals.
Hey guys. Today is the day I finally start actual treatment for my herniated disc. I've been feeling less bad, but mainly by way of avoiding activities that lead to my condition causing me pain. I managed to do this month's tables at least, though...
2019-04-01 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostSmall Company Big Mess is a zine I put together about the history of Guardians of Order and Big Eyes Small Mouth. It's pretty critical, but in the course of researching and writing it I wound up lamenting GoO's lost potential. I ...
2019-03-30 18:57:19 +0000 UTC View PostEasteros is the default setting for Dragon World, the anime comedy fantasy Powered by the Apocalypse RPG that I've been working on for quite a wh...
2019-03-27 02:29:56 +0000 UTC View PostThe short version of this is that I’m dealing with a medical problem that has me pretty severely messed up at the moment. It’s brought my creative output nearly to a standstill along with a lot of other things in my life, and it’s hard to sa...
2019-03-19 19:22:09 +0000 UTC View PostAnd here's this month's table pack, a collection of Tolkien randomness. And apparently most Middle Earth cultures don't have last names! Weird, huh?
At the risk of writing stuff that I'll have to post again, I'm still getting used to the new day job, which unlike the previous one doesn't let me work from home, hence the start of March whipped by at lightning speed.
In any case, here's th...
2019-03-05 03:27:38 +0000 UTC View PostIn the world of RPGs, supplements are simultaneously totally natural and kind of weird. It’s natural that when a game gives you some cool bits and pieces to mess with, you’ll want some more of those. It’s weird because there are weird econom...
2019-02-13 18:33:44 +0000 UTC View PostI did a long post about it on my blog, but I Hate You: A Cartoon Story Game For Two Good Friends is an idea I had ages ago that I’...
2019-02-10 15:31:46 +0000 UTC View PostThis month's table pack is a set of four tables to generate titles for different types of games, specifically arcade games, card games, indie video games, and wargames. And now I want games called Cupcraft, Dead Daddy, Paper Planet, and Stanley Va...
2019-02-01 14:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostThis month's Secret Bonus Table is a very silly one based on my @LovecraftNames (or Hit Points Lovecraft) novelty twitter account where I and followers try to divine the tr...
2019-02-01 14:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys! I wanted to give you a quick reminder that tomorrow will be the first time you get charged with the new monthly setup for my Patreon. If you haven't yet updated your pledge level to where you want it, now's the time!
Also, I have F...
2019-01-31 18:18:17 +0000 UTC View PostI wanted to share some bits of the novels I’ve been working on, so I put together this PDF with excerpts and notes about four of them (Night After Night, Sigil, UFO Girl and the End of the World, and an as yet untitled...
2019-01-21 19:20:23 +0000 UTC View PostIn the process of going crazy with zines, I put together one called Small Company Big Mess about the history of Guardians of Order and Big Eyes Smal...
2019-01-19 15:22:05 +0000 UTC View PostThe setting of Pix is a fragile, buggy video game world born of hope and tragedy. A princess escaped to Pix from a cruel and doomed world, but the evil Lord Chaos followed her and wreaked havoc on the world. His final blow caused the Sundering tha...
2019-01-06 21:04:39 +0000 UTC View PostStar vs. The Forces of Evil is a brilliant cartoon from Disney XD about a zany magical princess named Star Butterfly who goes to live on earth, specifically in the home of a boy named Marco Diaz who enjoys karate, pining after an unattain...
2019-01-03 14:08:56 +0000 UTC View PostStudio B is a party game I made that’s essentially a reskin of Channel A for American B-movies. I went as far as to self-publish it on Dr...
2019-01-03 14:03:58 +0000 UTC View PostThis is it, the launch of the new version of this Patreon! If you haven’t already, please go ahead and update your pledge level for the new monthly structure!
2018 was kind of a weird year for me. Mundane life cha...
2019-01-01 16:56:07 +0000 UTC View Post