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4.32 In Which the Dark Lord Receives an Invitation

“You remember the squirrels?”

“From yesterday, and the day before?  My memory is not so feeble as that, Lord Seiji.”

“Well, it’s been a big day since then, lots of revelations.  Makes it easy to gloss over the fac...

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Schedule Interruption

Hey folks.  I hate that these seem to happen every other month these days, but painful experience has taught me that leaning into this is the best way to put it to a decisive end rather than letting it stretch out into a long-term problem. View Post

4.31 In Which the Dark Lord Finds a Weak Spot

“Lord Seiji.”  The paladin turned to face my directly.  “I thought we had an understanding.”

“Yeah, the understanding was for one mission: go into the forest, investigate the source of the zombies.  Job’s ...

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4.30 In Which the Dark Lord Has Had Enough

Biribo led me around the side of the house, where we immediately found—naturally—more zombies.  I skidded to a halt as the next horde turned their slack jaws and glowing green eyes on me, but this was a whole different situation.  I ...

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4.29 In Which the Dark Lord Deals in Absolutes

“I don’t know you.”

I shifted to squint at Rhydion, who was staring at Ozyraph.  That was his first comment?

I was excruciatingly aware that I was not firing on all cylinders right now, physically or especially ment...

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February '23 AMA

Russel Todd asks:

"If it isn't spoilers or anything like that, have Virya & Sanora ever done self-inserts as champions? Reason I ask is that if they are looking to keep themselves entertained, that could be a fun var...

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4.28 In Which the Dark Lord Finds a Familiar Face

Dhinell began to hyperventilate.  For once I wasn’t enjoying her discomfort; I had my hands full managing my own brain.  While Rhydion stepped over to the priestess, placing one hand on her upper back and speaking softly, I furiously p...

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4.27 In Which the Dark Lord Falls For It

Rhydion was across the room and through the door before any of us could react.  By the time we thought to so much as follow, his voice was echoing from the hall beyond.

“Wait!  Please, I wish to speak.”

We only avoided an...

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4.26 In Which the Dark Lord Terrorizes the Help

The hall Rhydion picked was on the ground floor—or I guess the second floor, with the actual ground being below us.  Good, that put the party two stories separate from the Yomiko shrine I didn’t want them to see.

The downside was th...

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February '23 AMA, Izarite edition

I'm very sorry for missing the AMAs last month.  It was a really bad time in terms of brain problems and I fell behind on a bunch of stuff.  Trying to catch up now.  By way of apology, I'm suspending question limits for February. &n...

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4.25 In Which the Dark Lord Intrudes

We discovered a new property to the gunk in the windows now that our backs were to them: rather than filtering the light amber as it seemed they should, those cobweb-honeycomb structures inside seemed to gather and amplify sunlight, filling the ch...

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4.24 In Which the Dark Lord Has His Ups and Downs

It’s interesting how scenery alone can tell a story.

Approaching the vampire’s manor, getting a progressively better view of the house itself and its surroundings, was like unrolling a scroll, gaining more and more understanding of what ...

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4.23 In Which the Dark Lord Sponsors a Team-Building Activity

We all stared at the slime.

I made an unnecessary hand gesture and directed it to slither out from the pieces of the corpse, causing everyone else to retreat a few steps.  I couldn’t blame them; even aside from the visible filth and d...

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4.22 In Which the Dark Lord's Expertise Comes in Handy

“And what is a vampire, exactly?”

We were back on the ground and on the move at dawn, Rhydion and I being in agreement—albeit for separate reasons—that it was best to respect our hosts’ terms strictly and not impose on the...

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4.21In Which the Dark Lord Makes His Case

“I will not step on the leader’s tail,” Vylkher said suddenly when we were halfway across a rope bridge over a terrifying gap I was fully occupied not thinking about, “but you should know that you have…sympathy, here.  The healing y...

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4.20 In Which the Dark Lord Knows Who's Been Naughty or Nice

Well, she sure called it.

“You have been offered hospitality for the night, and our word is good,” the squirrel chieftain stated minutes later when we were brought before him.  After all the exertions of the last day I was finally s...

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4.19 In Which the Dark Lord Tells the Truth

Vylkher and the squad really knew how to apply pressure without overtly doing it; I loved watching professionals at work.  In fairness, most of it was taking advantage of the golden situation we’d handed them.  All they had to do was j...

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Failure notice

Incredibly frustrating development.  I was making good progress finally, but I ended up having to backtrack because what I managed to write pushed the story into a corner that cut off important future developments.  I had to toss out par...

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4.18 In Which the Dark Lord Gets His Way

As planned, our eventual campsite was well within what Harker informed us was squirrelfolk territory.  He also claimed the squirrels probably had scouts watching us by now, but so far they hadn’t seen fit to introduce themselves.  They...

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4.17 In Which the Dark Lord's Good Mood is Spoiled

There’s just something about knowing things other people don’t.

Not like the fact that I’m secretly an uber-powerful Dark Lord walking discreetly among the populace; that kind of secret is a burden, carrying as it does the ris...

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Dec '22 AMA

Joe ? asks:

"So do Ephemeran elves have super hearing or not? Sometimes it seems like they do, sometimes it seems like they don't."

OVDT elves are a different offshoot than TGAB elves, and much less OP.  ...

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Schedule update!


The Avenist chapter I just posted will be my last one of the year as I've decided to go on my monthly writing break following this.  It's an odd time, I know, but it does encompass Christmas and New Years, and after the mess covid made of...

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Bonus 15: In Which the Gears Begin to Turn

It was all so gratifying, and never ceased to be no matter how many times he had experienced it.  The roar of the crowd as the handful of Blessed adventurers scampered around the enraged khorodect, their magic permitted only within the arena ...

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Dec '22 AMA, Izarite edition

One question per person per month, please!  Five questions from this tier will be answered!

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Bonus 14: In Which the Captain Treads Lightly

Security at Caer Aelthwyn was tighter than on the city walls or the Kingsguard’s headquarters itself, but Norovena still walked right in.  These were, after all, his men on duty.  His best men, because enemies and criminals ge...

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Bonus 13: In Which a Queen Wields a Blade

“Uh, ‘scuze me?  I got a question.”

“Yes, Nekko?”

The goblin winced, averting his eyes for a moment, and Velaven took note of the need to train him on poise.  A shadow scout’s arts were not and could not be restri...

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4.16 In Which the Dark Lord Gets Told

When I found my voice, it was quiet, controlled, with a low-key menacing quality which I’d perfected over the last few months and which I strongly suspected did not impress him much.

“Blackmail seems like conduct unbecoming a paladin.”...

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4.15 In Which the Dark Lord is Thwarted

“Let’s not overreact,” Aster urged.  “It was a snowball.  If that’s the worst thing anybody wants to do to you, you’ve made an unusually positive impression.”

“Biribo?” I demanded.

She sighed, but obligingly...

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4.14 In Which the Dark Lord Feels a Chill Run Down His Spine

“There’s an idea, where I am from,” I began, positioning myself with my back to the fence and subtly adjusting my stance and body language to take on a lecturing demeanor.  “The belief that…let’s see, how did they put it…  ...

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December break week

It only occurred to me just now, as I was sitting here at midnight hyped up on caffeine amid the ruins of my destroyed sleep schedule and still recovering from covid, that I never did take my usual week off in November.  Of course as you'll a...

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