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Local Man Pontificates On Various Outfits He'd Rip Off You Before [Redacting] All Over You

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Johnny's Cottage: Summer Shower

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I am here before you, with part 2 of Johnny's Cottage!

If YOU were one of the beautiful people who kept stopping me on the street to demand another car sex audio before telling me my fade made me look handsome, then TH...

Vanilla Sleepy Time Tea, Square Breathing, A Calf Massage, and Frog & Toad Together

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For this month's SFW audio, I wanted to bring back a bit of a slice of life vibe!

I've been getting many a request for one of these, so hopefully this is calming for you!

It's the kind that's got a bit of everyth...

PP Stream 11/08/25

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Apologies, I know I’m supposed to be streaming today, but I have to push the stream back a week!

So I’ll be streaming next Monday, August 11th at kinda sorta around 6:30pm.

I also streamed o...

August 2025 Housekeeping

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I hope you're doing well!

I'm just here once again before you, a humble man with a larger than average head, with some information.

First and foremost, 2025-08-02 18:10:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Local Man Pontificates On Sexual Compersion In An Active Construction Zone During A Rainstorm

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Here's a link for future use.

It's been a while since I've done a ramblefap for the s...

Heatwave: Strawberry Whipped Cream

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Here's the THRILLING conclusion to Heatwave: The Popsicle Incident.

This audios a big ...

Johnny's Cottage: Carpooling

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This one's based off of a poll submission asking for a summ...

Local Man Pontificates On A Subby Dream He Had And Gets Shy About It

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Alright, I know I say this often but, I think this Ramblefap isn't like any of the other ones I've done...

Local Man Reads The Gospel Of Hip Hop To You

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For this months SFW audio, I wanted to do a very long reading audio!

So here I am, reading The Gospel of Hip Hop by KRS One, a book that a mentor of mine had recommended to me.

I added some ambient noise...

PP Stream 11/07/25

EDIT: VOD back up, please enjoy mama.

Hello Beautiful,

I'm just here to let you know I'll be streaming this Friday July 11th from 8PM EST till who knows when!

I wanted to do it last week while my fade was still fresh, but unfortu...

July 2025 Housekeeping

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I'm just here to post this month's content poll!

Let me hear all your freaky suggestions! It's okay, you can blame it on the summer heat.

Local Man Tries New Things With An Old Friend 😌

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We're having a generational heat wave over here, so if you hear the AC lightly ...

Darien's Pool Party

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Hello Beautiful,

We're having a generational heat wave over here, so if you hear the AC lightly humming in th...

Biggest Boss

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Hello Beautiful,

We're having a generational heat wave over here, so if you hear the AC lightly humming in the b...

Mr. Audio's Pool

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This audio was based on the following submission on the poll:

Listener desperate to cool off sneaks into the neighbours pool while they’re away on vacation, unaware that their handsome son is house si...

2025-06-25 19:44:59 +0000 UTC View Post