My ears rang. It made it difficult to hear the crowd. A dull pain from my dislocated shoulder reminded me that I was still alive. When I opened my eyes, the world spun.
Fuck, I’d blacked out earlier, hadn’t I?
I hoped that the body...
2023-07-07 10:24:13 +0000 UTC
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To get ready to leave this place, I focused part of my mind on ensuring our safety. The first step to that was checking in with Ghosty.
::Have you recovered enough to use that defensive shield I taught you?::
::You know I’m still rec...
2023-07-01 06:42:13 +0000 UTC
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::Just say it.:: Someone must have taken the fish out of the storehouse to make room for whatever these two found.
::Barrels of Demonic Soul Devouring Vines that were about to come out of hibernation.::
Motherfuckers!...
2023-06-23 23:19:57 +0000 UTC
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You are all the best Patrons ever so, rather than decide to do things on my own, I'd like to get your opinion on what you'd like to read next month.
After reading everyone's excellent suggestions, I've mostly decided what I'd like to do for ...
2023-06-21 20:36:11 +0000 UTC
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“I don’t think Pill Saint Five Leaves Medicine will appreciate his long sought-after solution not getting a lecture in the main hall as it deserves. So, I’ll keep my original time slot.”
Ah, Violet pulled out her own Pill Saint. It w...
2023-06-17 07:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Blazing Lion smiled. “While Fellow Alchemist White Lily did make some excellent points, I don’t agree with her.”
White Lily crossed her arms under her chest and wore an expression that sent so much shade toward the unorthodox cultivato...
2023-06-09 10:18:00 +0000 UTC
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Ooooo, that bitch. Violet noticed that Little Spring wasn’t going to mess up, so she decided to force the issue. Knowing her, even though this looked bad she likely had an excuse prepared, one that would make herself look good.
At this poi...
2023-06-03 09:42:59 +0000 UTC
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While Bright Flame took out his supplies, Violet was in the middle of realizing what I’d known for years... that she’d picked a frustratingly perfect student.
“You don’t have any problems? There has to be something you’re unsure of...
2023-05-25 08:17:56 +0000 UTC
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I turned to Violet and smirked. “I’m just that good. Actually, considering your advanced age gave you a head start, isn’t tying a loss for you? You should have spoken less nonsense.”
Muahahaha! The look on her face was priceless. A v...
2023-05-18 08:02:46 +0000 UTC
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I narrowed my eyes at the silly nerds. “The topic you all chose was — how to overcome a bottleneck in your alchemy...”
While a significant number were Foundation Establishment cultivators, most of them were at Golden Core. Several who ...
2023-05-11 02:20:24 +0000 UTC
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2023-05-08 06:16:48 +0000 UTC
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The three of us had a pleasant discussion on the Dao of Alchemy. Since we were out in the open, our discussion attracted a crowd of curious alchemy nerds who, when they heard about the topics we were discussing, listened in with rapt attention. At...
2023-05-08 05:30:24 +0000 UTC
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As I turned, the first person I noticed was Violet, my old enemy. A white pill beast was wrapped around her shoulders like a scarf. Now and then, it would move slightly, and she’d stroke its head to calm it.
The bitch had a small group of ...
2023-05-01 02:53:41 +0000 UTC
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Farts were undeniably gross, if a part of nature. While the stinky wind wouldn’t spread fecal matter unless the gaseous individual wasn’t wearing pants, it would still spread hydrogen sulfide, the cause of the rotten egg stench.
While mo...
2023-04-24 04:23:59 +0000 UTC
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Once we’d gone through the line and collected our jade Con badges, Lina returned.
“We apologize for the inconvenience earlier. Our Guest of Honor, the Azure Pill Sage, had difficulties and accidentally held everyone up.”
Ah… I ...
2023-04-15 00:55:45 +0000 UTC
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After our line hadn’t moved an inch for several minutes, the Golden Core alchemists started chatting with the sect members ahead of us. Even Peak Master Enduring Flame and little Grass Sprout started talking with some of the higher realmed atten...
2023-04-09 07:13:12 +0000 UTC
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“Peak Elder Grass Sprout greets Senior Lin.”
“Good to see you again, Little Grass Sprout.”
Her lips twitched. “You as well. You...
2023-04-01 06:03:27 +0000 UTC
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Hi Everyone! You are all the best patrons I could ever ask for! So, I'm letting you all decide what I should do next week. There are two choices. A second chapter for Story 9 or a second story for the April Fool's Day story (the one with mechs).
2023-03-27 05:59:11 +0000 UTC
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A pile of jade slips fell off Junior Sect L...
2023-03-27 05:51:07 +0000 UTC
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Author’s note:
Thank you for your patience. This story ended up being well over 5k words. I had planned for half that amount so I was much later than I thought I’d be.
This is the story I was originally go...
2023-03-14 14:12:27 +0000 UTC
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Little Black had skin paler than white jade...
2023-03-01 09:43:24 +0000 UTC
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Author’s Note And Schedule Update:
Hi everyone! I’m still working on Part 24 for story 8. It’s pretty massive, so I’ll need some extra time to get it out to you all. So it will probably be out
2023-02-24 11:20:32 +0000 UTC
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This character index shows characters in the order they appear, excluding the Bloodsword's wives, the Peak Masters, and the Main Characters who are in Index 1.
2023-02-20 13:46:10 +0000 UTC
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I glanced over to see Unyielding Firestorm throw a dragon at another small group of archers. Could I really just leave these kids here fighting for me while I went to create my foundation? I grimaced.
::Great Martial Aunt! Go. We’ll be...
2023-02-18 02:00:59 +0000 UTC
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Author’s Note:
The issue with first-person perspective is that it’s very weird to switch POVs. I rarely do it unless it’s a whole other story. But, it also means that epic battles feel less epic because you’...
2023-02-17 21:45:52 +0000 UTC
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At this point, I had to use three times the amount of talismans just to protect myself from a single lightning strike. To decrease the rate its strength increased, I needed to switch things up. Keep it on its toes.
The spiraling clouds rumbl...
2023-02-12 17:07:27 +0000 UTC
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Malevolence and bloodlust wafted off the spiraling cloud structure. Static in the air caused my arm hair to raise. My scalp numbed.
In this life, the heavens wanted me dead.
I pulled out five protective talismans and slapped them all o...
2023-02-05 18:10:45 +0000 UTC
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This is an index with images that shows each of the characters in the series and describes a little about them. As I'm busy so I'll be updating this sporadically.
The Main Characters:
Fairy Lin -
2023-01-30 10:30:56 +0000 UTC
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I scowled at Little Spring. His sad and betrayed expression made me think I’d hurt him by keeping this a secret from him.
“I need to think,” he said. Before I could say anything, he vanished into his space.
The hell?! Running awa...
2023-01-28 13:23:03 +0000 UTC
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When I attached the last painted silk onto the flag stick for my Lin’s Awesome Defensive formation, it hit me that I’d finished my preparations for my tribulation.
I had my armor, my formation flags, spiritual tools, and my talismans. On...
2023-01-20 23:38:34 +0000 UTC
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