We’ve officially cleaned our plates with HANNIBAL, so it’s time for the next course on the menu: THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS!! We're gobbling up every last crumb of this rewatch as we celebrate this feast of a film and could not ...
2025-11-27 15:01:41 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re revisiting A CHARLIE BROWN THANKSGIVING, a classic that still fills our hearts like a perfectly chaotic holiday dinner. This special has been woven into our lives for as long as we can remember, and sharing it with you feels like ...
2025-11-27 13:56:09 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Holidays Pumpkins!!!
It’s officially sleigh-steering season, and you’re in the driver’s seat! 🎄🛷
We gathered a list of holiday favorites we somehow missed (yes, the North Pole is concerned). Pick the festive film we unwr...
Our very first journey with PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES was chaotic, unhinged, and unexpectedly heartwarming! Steve Martin and John Candy had us giggling, stressed, endeared, and emotional all at once... it's the kind of holiday film w...
2025-11-26 16:27:05 +0000 UTC View Post
This month flew by faster than a cursed mirror on a mission, so consider this post a small hiccup in the fabric of petty time, we promise we didn't forget the exclusives. November’s lineup is full on fire, haunting reflections, getting your step...
2025-11-25 15:00:58 +0000 UTC View Post
🔥 Fire and blood have finally come to the Pumpkin Patch. We took our first-ever flight into the world of House of the Dragon, and it was petty, brutal, and beautifully devastating in all the right ways 🩸
In “The Lord of the Tides,”...
2025-11-25 05:06:10 +0000 UTC View Post
🔥 Fire and blood have finally come to the Pumpkin Patch. We took our first-ever flight into the world of House of the Dragon, and it was petty, brutal, and beautifully devastating in all the right ways 🩸
In “Driftmark,” children ar...
2025-11-25 04:04:48 +0000 UTC View Post
IT: WELCOME TO DERRY Episode 5 turns Neibolt Street into a full-on war zone, the kids are running into the sewers like they own the place, and Pennywise is out here SERVING terror and theatrics!!!
Like, comment, hype, stream, scream, let’s...
2025-11-24 17:03:50 +0000 UTC View Post
🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂🎈
In episode five, "Neibolt Street" is off...
2025-11-24 08:28:33 +0000 UTC View Post
🍿📼 Our Scary Movie 3 YouTube edit is now LIVE in all its chaotic, corn-scented glory! Swing by, leave a comment, hype, stream, scream and let the algorithm know you're not afraid of a little crop circle OR A CURSED TAPE!!! 👀✨...
2025-11-22 18:06:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Before we head to the theater, we wanted to revisit a story that’s woven itself into our lives in so many ways. WICKED has lived in our hearts for years and this commentary is simply us settling into something we genuinely love and lett...
2025-11-21 04:11:29 +0000 UTC View Post
🔥 Fire and blood have finally come to the Pumpkin Patch. We took our first-ever flight into the world of House of the Dragon, and it was petty, brutal, and beautifully devastating in all the right ways 🩸
In "The Princess and the Queen"...
2025-11-19 17:13:27 +0000 UTC View Post
🛸📼 We’re jumping into a first-time watch of SCARY MOVIE 3 that left us cackling, confused, and deeply concerned for all cornfields in America. Between Regina Hall stealing every single scene and Anna Faris at peak Cindy chaos, thi...
2025-11-19 03:20:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Fire and blood have finally come to the Pumpkin Patch. We took our first-ever flight into the world of House of the Dragon, and it was petty, brutal, and beautifully devastating in all the right ways 🔥
In "We Light the Wa...
2025-11-18 18:01:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Fire and blood have finally come to the Pumpkin Patch. We took our first-ever flight into the world of House of the Dragon, and it was petty, brutal, and beautifully devastating in all the right ways 🔥
“King of the Narr...
2025-11-18 15:37:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Derry woke up and chose chaos today, and tbh… so did we lmao 😵💫🎈
IT: WELCOME TO DERRY (Episode 4) is a full-body shiver as the kids get pushed to their limit and we did not see eye to eye with some of them.......
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🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂
In episode four, "The Great Swirling Apparat...
2025-11-17 12:05:35 +0000 UTC View Post
For this feast, we’re serving Hannibal Season 2 in decadent two-course helpings...episodes paired together like fine wine and fava beans. 🫘🍷
Tonight’s course? Episodes 7 & 8, marinated in resurrection and stuffed with deceit. ...
2025-11-14 18:04:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy birthday to the funniest, quippiest, wittiest person we know! Your astute attention to detail, endless well of jokes and commitment to always having FUN are just a few of the many reasons we adore you so very, very, very much. Thank you for ...
2025-11-12 15:01:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Mirror, mirror on the wall… who’s the unluckiest of them all? 👁️🪞
Apparently us, because y'all voted for this cursed movie.
This is our (PATREON-EXCLUSIVE $5 PARTY PUMPKIN TIER FIRST-TIME WATCH) of M...
2025-11-11 20:41:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Episode 3 of HBO's IT: WELCOME TO DERRY drags us deeper into Derry’s grip. Everyone’s reaching for answers, but the real horror is what they’re waking up in the process... 🎈
Like, comment, hype, stream, scream, help keep ou...
2025-11-10 22:06:40 +0000 UTC View Post
🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂
🪦👻 From gaggy graveyard chase scenes t...
2025-11-10 13:31:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Fire and blood have finally come to the Pumpkin Patch. We took our first-ever flight into the world of House of the Dragon, and it was petty, brutal, and beautifully devastating in all the right ways 🔥 In "Second of his Name" w...
2025-11-09 23:34:34 +0000 UTC View Post
🧠⚡️ We just posted our FRANKENSTEIN (2025) reaction on youtube… and YOU NEED TO SEE IT, PUMPKIN! This film is a beautifully gothic heartbreaking masterpiece, stitched together from grief and lightning. A monster built to love in ...
2025-11-09 15:50:23 +0000 UTC View Post
⚡ If FRANKENSTEIN (1931) was creation and Bride (1935) was refusal, Guillermo Del Toro's newest iteration is the reckoning. It’s gothic romance in its truest form, beautiful, doomed, and aching, the kind of story tha...
2025-11-08 18:59:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Fire and blood have finally come to the Pumpkin Patch. We took our first-ever flight into the world of House of the Dragon, and it was petty, brutal, and beautifully devastating in all the right ways 🔥 In "The Rogue Prince" The...
2025-11-07 20:45:26 +0000 UTC View Post
The classic movie monster era shaped horror, queerness, and gothic storytelling forever and we want these Universal Monsters videos to have the audience they deserve!
Pumpkins, If you have the time today: a like, a hype, a comment, or even wat...
For this feast, we’re serving Hannibal Season 2 in decadent two-course helpings...episodes paired together like fine wine and fava beans. 🫘🍷 Tonight’s course? Episodes 5 & 6, sliced into grief and smoked over deceit... an offering of...
2025-11-06 21:57:48 +0000 UTC View Post
⚡ The storm returns, pumpkins... and she has arrived!!! 💍🕯️
In BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN, sparks fly in the laboratory again, but this time the experiment has expectations. We're celebrating 90 years of ...
❄️ Our BLACK PHONE 2 reaction is now live on YouTube! Grab a snack and watch before the call goes dead! 🫳🏻 🍿
Help us out of the ice with a like, comment hype, stream, scream, let's keep the petty algorithm from freezing ov...