It's our first day at Lumon and we're...a little in our heads about it. Our first assignment is to settle into our cubicles for a first-time binge of SEVERANCE season 1 and no procedure could EVER erase this experience from our minds 🙈🧠🤯 ...
2024-12-24 17:33:06 +0000 UTC View Post
The Petty Pumpkin Patch is blazing hot and yet icy cold in this cozy little rewatch of a modern Christmas classic, THE HOLIDAY! Grab your hot cocoa and a box of your softest tissues because we're going through every emotion imaginable as the ...
2024-12-21 16:18:28 +0000 UTC View PostHi Pumpkins,
YouTube removed our Euphoria season 2 binge because it apparently "violated guidelines" even though we took great strides to make sure everything was censored and the time stamp they gave of the "violation" is in the literal la...
2024-12-21 02:06:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Things are getting electric in this first time watch of the thriller that shocked the nation, Strange Darling! We're running for our lives, but are we really? Kyle Gallner hurry up and catch us, we're waiting..😉⚡🥞🔪👮🏻🩸
2024-12-19 16:52:18 +0000 UTC View Post
🩸⚰️💋 Things are getting gory and gothic at the Petty Pumpkin Patch as we settle into Allerdale Hall for a first-time watch of CRIMSON PEAK, where blood keeps blooming through the floorboards and these sexy, sinister siblings sim...
2024-12-17 15:17:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Pumpkins!
As a way to show our gratitude to you all we decided to go ahead and lower last year's December Patreon-exclusives Eyes Wide Shut (first-time watch) and Elf (commentary) 2024-12-17 13:17:08 +0000 UTC View Post
We're trading palm trees for the The Plaza in this joyful little rewatch of our all-time favorite movie sequel, HOME ALONE 2: LOST IN NEW YORK! It's giving Pigeon Lady Pizazz, Convicted Criminals Couture and Booby Trap Bonanza as King Kevin saves ...
2024-12-14 02:59:17 +0000 UTC View Post
The first cut is the deepest, but this first-time reaction to Edward Scissorhands cuts even deeper! He's crafting, and snipping, and sculpting our hearts in this romantic tale of a boy with awkwardly sharp parts ❄️✂️✋🏻🩸🎄
2024-12-13 00:12:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Uh oh, Santa heard just how naughty we've been this year so he's not coming down our chimney 😞 But no worries, there's another Sleigh Daddy on his way and this year he's giving us a punishment we'll never forget in this festive little rewatch o...
2024-12-11 01:38:12 +0000 UTC View Post
We're donning our gayest apparel and making the yuletides gayer than ever as we celebrate a queer Christmas favorite, Happiest Season! With an all star cast of Petty Pumpkins' favs, this Christmas dramadey is bound to get a rise out of even the hu...
2024-12-09 17:27:59 +0000 UTC View Post
*sung to the tune of the Nonsense outro*
Petty Pumpkins Christmas tis the season
Sabrina at the Patch she is the reason
Queer Christmas it will always leave us cheesin 🌟🎄💋❄️🎁
I think we...
2024-12-08 13:35:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins, the long awaited binge video of The Fall of the House of Usher has finally hit the channel~ This video is definitely for those who don't want to sit through 8+ hours of footage, but we'd love your support on this 3.5 hour cut! Like, ...
2024-12-06 23:06:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Pumpkins! Hope the holiday season has been treating y'all well so far (although more than likely it's been kicking your asses just as much as it is ours 😂)
Just wanted to let y'all know that we have spent the last week working diligent...
2024-12-06 15:47:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Annabelle's back at the patch!!! We've covered her origin story and now Annabelle Comes Home! Join us for fun and games with our best Judy as we touch every single item in the Warren's artifact room, explore the reason Bob's got balls and watch An...
2024-12-03 03:29:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Holidays Pumpkins! We have lots of fun Christmas content scheduled (and some non-holiday sprinkled in!) that we're so excited to share with y'all! Christmas is such a special time of year for us and spending it with all of you means more tha...
2024-12-02 03:25:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins, the long awaited Euphoria Special Episodes edit has finally arrived on the channel! Grab the tissues and head over to youtube and watch Colman, Hunter and Zendaya give A+ tear worthy performances!
2024-12-01 19:15:17 +0000 UTC View Post
We're starting off the holiday season with our annual rewatch of the Christmas classic film Home Alone! Grab your boarding pass and - oh wait, it got thrown away, your parents forgot you and now you're stranded in a house burglars have scouted out...
2024-12-01 04:53:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey late night lovers looking to tip some coins our way, we've got a thrilling found footage flick that'll leave you dripping with fear. Our webcam isn't the only thing turned on in this commentary of our favorite late night thriller CAM! Madeline...
2024-11-30 10:25:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins,
we've released our first ever vaulted video and it happens to be the most chaotic Christmas movie we've ever watched at the Patch! We hope you have a great day celebrating stuffing your face, we're thankful for you every singl...
2024-11-28 16:26:42 +0000 UTC View PostThis month for this tier we're letting y'all vote a favorite Christmas movie that we'd love to watch with you! So many good options for this poll it was hard to narrow down but we did our best 🤭🎄🎁
Polls close at Sunday, Dec 1 at 11:...
2024-11-28 04:06:07 +0000 UTC View PostY'all know the drill!!! Time to pick something for us to watch--Christmas or Christmas-adjacent edition.
Make sure you get your votes into Santa by Sunday, Dec 1 at 11:59 CST. Happy voting and Happy Holidays!
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕ 2024-11-28 04:05:52 +0000 UTC View Post
HAPPY MF HOLIDAYS PUMPKINS!!! The most wonderful time of the year has arrived and we're ready to celebrate with our gorgeous stunning patrons. We have seen a loooot of Christmas movies so options for this are A LITTLE limited but these will all st...
2024-11-28 04:05:39 +0000 UTC View Post
We're catching up on 2024 releases we've missed with our dear beloved patrons with a first-time watch of one of the most intense movies we've seen this year, I SAW THE TV GLOW! Mr. Melancholy has nothing on us as we navigate this heartbreaking tal...
2024-11-28 02:55:15 +0000 UTC View Post
We're sat for a spell-binding first time watch of Suspiria. This nightmarish movie took us on a whirlwind of unsynced lips, dancing hips, flips, dips, and colorful trips. These witches are working behind the scenes to make sure nothing is what it ...
2024-11-26 16:10:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Watch our super censored version of Terrifier 3 on youtube! We were completely gagged (well... gagging) over this movie and we KNOW some of y'all will only be able to handle the censored version --so watch our youtube edit for all the warm fuzzies...
2024-11-25 22:05:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins, our final Back to the Future reaction has finally been edited and has arrived on the channel! These videos were so fun for us to film, but they under performed! Please show this final video a little love and have a blast from the pas...
2024-11-25 03:31:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Haul out the holly, Art's feeling jolly in this first time watch of Terrifier 3! Art the Clown is Santafied and checking each name off the naughty list with true Christmas joy. 🎄🎅🏻❄️🎁
2024-11-24 17:17:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Our trek into Mike Flanagan's deep dark filmography continues with a Patreon-exclusive, first time watch of OUIJA: ORIGIN OF EVIL! Grab the planchette and write Mommy her check cause when the Ouija's in play, this family will slay! 🔮👻🃏✨...
2024-11-21 02:41:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins! Our first time reaction to Smile 2 is finally here and we're so excited to see those pearly whites! Please support with a like and a stream, a share and a scream! Hope our video gives you something to... smile about! 😃
2024-11-20 17:33:26 +0000 UTC View PostLights, Camera, Bitch, SMILE! 😃
Obviously as a huge Swiftie this movie instantly reminded me of I Can Do It With A Broken Heart off Taylor Swift's album The Tortured Poets Department --so here's a little music video I whipped up after wat...
2024-11-20 07:55:31 +0000 UTC View Post