Happy F13! It's the ONLY Friday the 13th this year and we're celebrating with a first-time watch of Friday the 13th Part VIII: JASON TAKES MANHATTAN! 🍎🗽
Please help us spread dread & fear to everyone far & near this spooktacula...
2025-06-13 14:53:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins! Our first time reaction to CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD has dropped on Youtube! We had a blast with this film and we're so excited for any potential sequels! Please take a second and help us stream this video! Like, comment, clown, let's tal...
2025-06-11 17:08:52 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Pride! What better way to celebrate than with a sapphic music video set to one of our favorite movies! Once we saw the "served hot" sign on the Whistle Stop Cafe- this edit was born. Watch our Fried Green Tomatoes reaction here in The Party ...
2025-06-10 20:15:38 +0000 UTC View Post
We're not clowning around when we say our first time watch of CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD had us feeling corny (complimentary!) The kills are nasty, Frendo the clown is out for blood, he might be the king of corn syrup, but he'll have your head going thu...
2025-06-10 19:43:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Grab your pom-poms and your pleated skirt because we're cheering for gay liberation in this (PARTY PUMPKIN TIER) PATREON-EXCLUSIVE FIRST-TIME REACTION TO BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER! She may be a homo, but even the strictest conversion therapy camp arou...
2025-06-08 15:47:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Pumpkins!
We have set up a general form for you to submit your recommendations and requests for us to react to that way everything is in the same place! We will be consistently checking it so feel free to submit at any time moving forwar...
2025-06-08 01:55:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Hold on to your wigs y'all --we watched TO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! JULIE NEWMAR for the VERY first time and no amount of wig glue could've saved us from the utter snatchery that went down or the sh(qu)eer chaos this cult classic romp has ...
2025-06-07 23:14:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins! We're kicking off Summer with a shining, shimmering, splendid commentary on HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2! We're dancing and singing our way into the sun as we join the East High Wildcats for all their musical endeavors! Please helps us stre...
2025-06-06 17:24:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello fabulous Pumpkins! When we were editing this down for YouTube there were so many fun moments we had to cut due to copyright issues which was a huge bummer 💔 so we decided to upload it in full here so that everyone who wants to can enjoy t...
2025-06-06 17:18:12 +0000 UTC View Post
We're sat upon our Petty Thrones with a fire in our hearts as we prepare for an epic battle in this first time watch of GAME OF THRONES season 6! Our swords are drawn and our faces are many in the most explosive show of the 21st century ❤️...
2025-06-06 14:21:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins! 🎃☕ Did you know we watched HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL this year? (Our first video of 2025!) Watch our commentary and come back soon because
🚨🚨HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2 DROPS TOMORROW ON YOUTUBE!🚨🚨
(both HSM &am...
2025-06-06 01:58:55 +0000 UTC View Post
We're sat upon our Petty Thrones with a fire in our hearts as we prepare for an epic battle in this first time watch of GAME OF THRONES season 6! Our swords are drawn and our faces are many in the most explosive show of the 21st century ❤️...
2025-06-05 22:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
We're sat upon our Petty Thrones with a fire in our hearts as we prepare for an epic battle in this first time watch of GAME OF THRONES season 6! Our swords are drawn and our faces are many in the most explosive show of the 21st century ❤️...
2025-06-04 22:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
We're sat upon our Petty Thrones with a fire in our hearts as we prepare for an epic battle in this first time watch of GAME OF THRONES season 6! Our swords are drawn and our faces are many in the most explosive show of the 21st century ❤️...
2025-06-04 02:38:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins, HAPPY PRIDE! We're excited to announce our Patreon exclusive content this month is truly giving Petty Pumpkin realness! We've got LGBTQIA+ CAMP, Sapphic cave dwelling, a beloved musical and a hot gossip session awaiting you at the pa...
2025-06-04 00:11:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Pumpkins! We're kicking off Summerween by bringing our Donnie Darko first-time watch (previously only in the Piping Hot Tea Tier and up) out of the vault and to all the pumpkins in all the land! It is now available here on Patreon for everyone ...
2025-06-01 17:13:13 +0000 UTC View Post
HAPPY PRIDE PUMPKINS!! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 We're so excited to celebrate this month with y'all here at the Patch as we dive into some content we're really excited about! It's going to be gay and spooky and spooky and gay and most importan...
2025-06-01 15:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins! The Mist has officially been released from the Petty Vault and the Youtube edit is OUT NOW! Please support us as we relive the trauma of this horrific masterpiece of terror. Like, comment, and share like your life depends on it! We w...
2025-05-30 18:19:37 +0000 UTC View Post
School's out for the summer and we're kicking it with Troy and the East High Wildcats in a fabulously fun rewatch of HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2! From smashing TV movie records to stealing our hearts all those years ago, the impact this movie had on a g...
2025-05-30 13:19:34 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Pride Pumpkins!! Obviously this month we simply had to have a queer theme in the movie choices and here they are! So excited to celebrate all month long with yall! 🏳️🌈🤭
The polls will close Monday June 2nd at 11:5...
2025-05-29 04:23:15 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s been 200 years, and everyone’s favorite alien ass-kicker is back—but this time Ripley’s been tampered with. It’s our first-time watch of ALIEN: RESURRECTION, and we were not prepared for t...
2025-05-29 00:43:49 +0000 UTC View Post
We're more than halfway through our epic first-time watch of Game of Thrones and though blood continues to flow, the piping hot tea is what's being spilled most. Another season, another reason to sip or slurp because we know you, like us, can't ge...
2025-05-27 11:18:01 +0000 UTC View Post
THE LAST OF US Season 2 has wrapped at Petty Pumpkins HQ! Please give our finale video a stream, a like, a comment, a tissue! Let us know what you thought on youtube! What a HEAVY finale that dragged us right off a cliff at the end. We can't belie...
2025-05-26 21:56:03 +0000 UTC View Post
We're more than halfway through our epic first-time watch of Game of Thrones and though blood continues to flow, the piping hot tea is what's being spilled most. Another season, another reason to sip or slurp because we know you, like us, can't ge...
2025-05-26 13:24:42 +0000 UTC View Post
The cycle of violence continues in THE LAST OF US Season 2 finale. A show that teaches as much as it torments, tortures, and traumatizes. Since we went into this show blind, we have no idea where this story goes beyond this cliffhanger and we're s...
2025-05-26 07:48:31 +0000 UTC View Post
We're celebrating the only way we know how- a treat for our Petty Pumpkins! We're dropping our MA Commentary from the $15 Pettiest Pumpkin Tier down to the $5 Party Pumpkin Tier - FOR TODAY ONLY! So click play and celebrate Ma in all her mothering...
2025-05-26 04:08:31 +0000 UTC View Post
We're more than halfway through our epic first-time watch of Game of Thrones and though blood continues to flow, the piping hot tea is what's being spilled most. Another season, another reason to sip or slurp because we know you, like us, can't ge...
2025-05-25 12:15:03 +0000 UTC View Post
We're more than halfway through our epic first-time watch of Game of Thrones and though blood continues to flow, the piping hot tea is what's being spilled most. Another season, another reason to sip or slurp because we know you, like us, can't ge...
2025-05-25 01:47:12 +0000 UTC View Post
We're celebrating the release of the new Fear Street movie Fear Street: Prom Queen (WHICH YOU CAN WATCH NOW!) with a binge video of our commentaries on Fear Street: 1994, 1978, and 1666! R. L. Stine's beloved fear street books reimagined is all we...
2025-05-24 20:22:38 +0000 UTC View Post