Hello, donks!
This month is kicking my ass more than I thought in the travel/scheduling/time management department, and since I've had to be away from my computer/home a lot I haven't had time to put the finishing touches on the audio I int...
2021-12-14 19:28:10 +0000 UTC
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It seems like enough of you are interested to warrant a second AMA, so here's the link you can use to grill me: 2021-12-11 20:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Like with the story concepts, I'm bound to incorporate multiple kinks in, depending on how their popularity is distributed. I may create another google form poll if I feel I need more combo input, but lets see how this works for now- I'm trying to...
2021-12-10 04:01:01 +0000 UTC
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What dynamics are you wanting to see play out in this audio?
2021-12-10 02:31:00 +0000 UTC
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Ignore the cliche title
So! Here are the options you awesome possums have given me! I've generalized some ideas to make polling simpler, but I still love the details that were mentioned in your responses, and am bound to use a few.
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2021-12-10 01:29:04 +0000 UTC
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Happy Coca Cola polar bear month!
Like I said in my last announcement, this month will be short an audio to allow for holiday festivities/planning. With the stories you will get, I'd like to involve you all in the recipe and give you somet...
2021-12-04 11:00:04 +0000 UTC
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I'm plugging in my heated blanket and making Christmas tea
Turn on Downton Abbey
Happy Belated Food Month #1!
2021-12-01 00:26:30 +0000 UTC
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Howdy again, pooches!
This is a heads up to let you know that next month's subscription will only include 2 audios (3 for the 15$+ tiers). I want to give you guys something you really want, though, so I've created a form that'll be posted n...
2021-11-30 23:46:06 +0000 UTC
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This thing between us has cooked long enough
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"Friendsgiving" was already taken by last year's audio Also like last year's I attempted table squeaks, so lets see how well that goes this time a...
2021-11-25 20:00:04 +0000 UTC
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The $20 tier may have noticed that the play button appears to be broken on the newest audio. I've been attempting to fix it but every time I've tried to upload even a new file it doesn't accept it and I'm at a loss. I'm talking to Patreon support ...
2021-11-20 18:35:15 +0000 UTC
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I'm sorry I took you for granted...
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EDIT: THE PROBLEM WAS ON MY END
After finding out the file was corrupted I ended up getting halfway through redoing the ...
2021-11-19 23:30:18 +0000 UTC
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Sorry for the tardiness, I've only just been able to get home and need to catch a couple hours of snoozies before I can finish cranking this one out
I'll be dedicating today to the $20 tier and Sat to everybody else to uphold the early rele...
2021-11-19 08:07:57 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone, something came up that's taken me away from my computer, so this is just an announcement that today's audio may be posted a bit late since I'm not sure when I'll be able to get home. It'll hopefully be posted before the day is up, bu...
2021-11-18 20:12:03 +0000 UTC
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Why would I give you relief when I know you enjoy the tension so much?
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Realized I scheduled this for tomorrow afternoon instead of today, glad I checked!
Feedback oats ...
2021-11-12 04:34:16 +0000 UTC
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We have fun together, right?
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I'd scheduled this for a later date, but my area has been suffering a massive blackout since this morning so I haven't been able to access my other audio files
Oops oh wel...
2021-11-04 22:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Howdy, errybody! I hope your October was fangtastic~! Thank you so much for your patience and kind words while I struggled with all my shit last month, I definitely appreciated it. Y'all are awesome, and i want to give you my best <3
As ...
2021-11-02 12:19:00 +0000 UTC
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Cards don't always mean what you think
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I'm shit at shuffling
My first patreon audio centered around a witch, so here one is again in a slightly different flavor~!
Speaking of lookin...
2021-11-02 12:17:00 +0000 UTC
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You are a prisoner of many things, it seems, my pet...
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At first I tried this in an eastern european accent but I think y'all probably dodged a bullet on that one
Son...
2021-11-02 12:16:59 +0000 UTC
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Just been throwing up
I'm sorry, I know that's not sexy but I ought to tell you what's going down with the work.
I'm still trying, but in the likelihood that I don't manage to finish this audio tonight, it and the other will be posted tomor...
2021-11-01 02:40:39 +0000 UTC
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Looks the conclusion is trustworthy after all...
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Playing a bitch is always fun, so lemme know if that's a flavor you want more of for future content!
I tried to add in the zipper noise...
2021-10-31 19:00:15 +0000 UTC
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So, if you don't believe it, neither do I, but after being (or at least sounding) sick for the beginning half of the month, I'm ill again- not the same thing, just a stomach bug, but it means I've spent a lot of the last day and a half on the floo...
2021-10-31 16:24:57 +0000 UTC
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Hey, guys! I'm sorry for the late and sporadic updates; my schedule this month had been planned out in a way that clearly wasn't realistic, and I decided to forgo Talktober and instead spend that energy continuing to chip away at the backlog of cu...
2021-10-28 02:44:19 +0000 UTC
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What do you mean *I'm* in trouble?
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Kicking off the season LATE, ayyy~ I ended up rerecording 3/4 of this month's audios because I still sounded like I was smuggling prize winning gourds in my sinuses t...
2021-10-27 19:42:17 +0000 UTC
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Hey, everyone~!
I've been steadily working on Oct's audios (including attempts at Talktober), but I've only just gotten over a cold that still has me stuffed up and now I'm battling an infection with nausea-inducing antibiotics, so the process ...
2021-10-15 05:53:13 +0000 UTC
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Pick a dynamic, sir
2021-10-05 21:01:03 +0000 UTC
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These are all so basic, I'm sorry.
2021-10-05 21:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Have y'all pulled out your sweaters yet? What autumny activity/treat are you cravin'?
Hope you had a great Sept!! <3
2021-10-01 03:36:14 +0000 UTC
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Small loads are so unsatisfying
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I dunno about you, but I don't doubt I would have eaten a tide pod if I were gen z
Feedback brightens and whitens: 2021-10-01 03:36:01 +0000 UTC
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How can this mean less when I love you most...
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I not only lost track of the days, but forgot that there's only 30 in Sept
my apologiesss
Feedback really juices my moose:
2021-09-30 23:26:41 +0000 UTC
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You call this the "royal treatment"?
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I'm craving a cozy bnb suite with a resident witch making love spells in the kitchen
(They don't force emotions, just make everything sparkle like you're chasi...
2021-09-26 09:27:54 +0000 UTC
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