Summer is coming to an end, but that just mean's its more socially appropriate for me to stay in and write. As usual, this is for stories that otherwise wouldn't receive as much love, so pick a story you really want to see an update too. The poll ...
2023-09-01 11:00:09 +0000 UTC
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It had been a long time since Alexandria had been nervous, and she found that she was having a hard time standing still. She ended up pacing back and forth in the office as Doctor Mother sipped her tea and pretended to work.
“Not so fast, ...
2023-08-31 21:23:07 +0000 UTC
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Beta’d and edited by Dr_Feelgood, The Grand Cogitator, Yae Miko, and Philosophysics
The grass rippled in the wind, and Naomi closed her eyes, listening to the wind blowing through the branches of the trees nearby. No, she wasn’t...
2023-08-29 16:25:30 +0000 UTC
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Commissioned by Shaderic
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The ice moon of Alcanrettia shone brighter than any heavenly body Kazuma had ever seen before, except perhaps for a naked Darkness. At first, Kazuma ma...
2023-08-29 03:09:52 +0000 UTC
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Last week, the world had nearly been destroyed. Kyon wished he didn’t have to consider that, or, even worse, that the sentence was incomplete from his perspective. The more accurate version was: Last week, the world had nearly been destroyed, ag...
2023-08-23 20:58:55 +0000 UTC
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Imperatrix Umbrosa 10: Beyond the Echoes of Storms
After more than a year of labor, it was time. Arcane sigils and scripts covered the workshop, and electro crystals and ingredients harvested from monsters had been used to create a variety o...
2023-08-21 16:27:46 +0000 UTC
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Beta’d and edited by The Grand Cogitator, Yae Miko, and Philosphysics
Brought to you by my discord poll, who decided they wanted a bit mor...
2023-08-17 18:13:05 +0000 UTC
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Brought to you by my Patreons, who apparently like the good drugs.
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Within the Warp, there were many places one would not wish to visit. The endless deltas of blood and flesh ...
2023-08-15 15:54:08 +0000 UTC
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Forty-four black clad shapes knelt on the ground, swords before them, heads bowed. At their head stood the Evening Star, her purple waistband fluttering in the...
2023-08-13 17:59:30 +0000 UTC
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Epilogue Year 2: The Devil Queen’s Curse Upon This School Year!
The wide tapestry of the sky stretched from horizon to horizon, broken up only by the shadows of the mountains to the west. Raising his thumb, Remus Lupin blotted out a bit of...
2023-08-11 03:22:38 +0000 UTC
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It wasn’t often that Alexandria got a priority alert just for her, but when she did, she took them extremely seriously. The sorts of threats and situations th...
2023-08-09 21:16:50 +0000 UTC
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Epilogue 1: Meet the Suzimiyas
The light faded, and once more, Kazuma and Aqua found themselves in a dingy alley. In fact, unless Kazuma very much missed his guess, it was the exact same alley as before.
“Well this is just freaking f...
2023-08-08 00:10:36 +0000 UTC
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Beta’d and edited by Yae Miko, Philosophysics, Arcahm Wynter, and the Grand Cogitator
With only two days until Wednesday night and the Tone Deaf Bards’ debut, Naomi had to put her foot down. She was nervous about it, still rathe...
2023-08-06 16:23:54 +0000 UTC
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The lights suddenly dimmed, and curtains appeared, obscuring Komekko and Megumin. A moment later, a spot light shone, and the curtains withdrew, revealing Komekko now dressed as a voodoo priestess, sitting at a table with tarot cards and a crystal...
2023-08-05 19:52:06 +0000 UTC
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Brought to you early by Korean Writer through Patreon
Steeling himself, Nakamura bowed to Raiden, motioning for her to enter. “Thank you, your Supreme Excel...
2023-08-01 19:15:56 +0000 UTC
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In a far corner of the bar, Megumin stewed with Yunyun and Lolisa, now in human form, as they formulated a plan for sweet, sweet revenge.
“I can’t believe that dre...
2023-08-01 00:25:17 +0000 UTC
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I am finally caught up after several months of being ill, so that means POLLS ARE BACK BABY! There’s also a poll on my discord https://discord.gg/Nwumw5gQ that you can vote in a...
2023-07-30 23:58:58 +0000 UTC
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Carmen Die 1: Tales of a Tone Deaf Bard
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2023-07-30 16:18:05 +0000 UTC
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If there was one thing Kazuma hated about his current life, it was that the Lagaan was very uncomfortable, especially in space. Sure, once he fused it was a pretty sweet ride, but having to sit with his knees up by his ears, hunched over the contr...
2023-07-29 18:34:39 +0000 UTC
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[2003, May 10th, Venti Performs liv...
2023-07-28 05:50:49 +0000 UTC
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Commissioned by my patron Shaderic
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Despite being a bunch of crazy “pirates,” Kazuma had to be impressed with the Crimson Demons’ engineering skills. Not only was their sh...
2023-07-26 17:29:41 +0000 UTC
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Commissioned by my patron Shaderic
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Despite being a bunch of crazy “pirates,” Kazuma had to be impressed with the Crimson Demons’ engineering skills. Not only was their sh...
2023-07-26 17:25:43 +0000 UTC
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Kazuma and Aqua clung to one another, blubbering as they were whisked through a wormhole. Beside them, Haruhi cackled in glee, her eyes sparkling. “WOOOOOO! Let’s go somewhere awesome like the last-”
Haruhi’s words cut off as she was...
2023-07-24 18:35:48 +0000 UTC
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Interlude 1: A Terrible Day for Rain
“We’re calling it the Hebert Cluster, for obvious reasons,” Doctor Mother said, adjusting her glasses as she motioned to the screen. “It’s not a traditional cluster at all. Cases all across the ...
2023-07-24 02:22:30 +0000 UTC
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After the initial ass chewing, Megumin and her companions returned to the Gryffindor students staying in a (very expanded) room at the Three Broomsticks. They were initially unsure if they were going to get a heroes’ welcome or be pummeled verba...
2023-07-21 21:46:38 +0000 UTC
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I don't normally do re-writes, but I wasn't very happy with the Bubba scene from about the day after I wrote it. Thinking about it, I really should have used the Heberts to show that scene, especially Danny as he was destined to be a minor cha...
2023-07-21 00:52:40 +0000 UTC
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Looking around the expansive workshop, Daniel couldn’t help but feel a little nervous. He could see ray guns, a hoverbike, bits of iconic armor, and even a set of limited edition Topps Trading cards in a glass case, signed by all four members of...
2023-07-20 07:28:48 +0000 UTC
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Brought to you by my patreons. Turns out, Worm really is that popular.
The warehouse was packed full of bodies, rows and rows of gruff looking men with callou...
2023-07-18 18:10:02 +0000 UTC
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Even in the darkness and chaos of sobbing students and shouting professors as they fled the great hall, Snape could feel it in his bones that he was short four students. Even as the teachers hastily escorted their students to Hogsmead village, the...
2023-07-16 17:24:07 +0000 UTC
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Hovering over the churning waters, Alexandria watched as the MV Emilie Mærsk exited the storm clouds, and breathed a sigh of relief. This was the last of the international shipping vessels that had been caught in the raging typhoon...
2023-07-15 16:59:51 +0000 UTC
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