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Patreon Bonus Chapter Poll for September 2023

Summer is coming to an end, but that just mean's its more socially appropriate for me to stay in and write. As usual, this is for stories that otherwise wouldn't receive as much love, so pick a story you really want to see an update too. The poll ...

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The Second Archon War, Carmen Dei 7

It had been a long time since Alexandria had been nervous, and she found that she was having a hard time standing still. She ended up pacing back and forth in the office as Doctor Mother sipped her tea and pretended to work.

“Not so fast, ...

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The Second Archon War, Carmen Dei 6

Beta’d and edited by Dr_Feelgood, The Grand Cogitator, Yae Miko, and Philosophysics

The grass rippled in the wind, and Naomi closed her eyes, listening to the wind blowing through the branches of the trees nearby. No, she wasn’t...

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Legend of Galactic Zeroes, Chapter 20

Commissioned by Shaderic

Beta’d and edited by The Grand Cogitator and Dr_Feelgood

The ice moon of Alcanrettia shone brighter than any heavenly body Kazuma had ever seen before, except perhaps for a naked Darkness. At first, Kazuma ma...

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The Melancholy of Kazuma Sato, The Final Epilogue

Last week, the world had nearly been destroyed. Kyon wished he didn’t have to consider that, or, even worse, that the sentence was incomplete from his perspective. The more accurate version was: Last week, the world had nearly been destroyed, ag...

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The Second Archon War, Imperatrix Umbrosa 10

Imperatrix Umbrosa 10: Beyond the Echoes of Storms

After more than a year of labor, it was time. Arcane sigils and scripts covered the workshop, and electro crystals and ingredients harvested from monsters had been used to create a variety o...

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A Clash of NEETs, Chapter 64

Beta’d and edited by The Grand Cogitator, Yae Miko, and Philosphysics

Brought to you by my discord poll, who decided they wanted a bit mor...

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What if the Emperor Met a Bunch of Anime Goddesses, Chapter 25

Brought to you by my Patreons, who apparently like the good drugs.

Beta’d and edited by the Grand Cogitator

Within the Warp, there were many places one would not wish to visit. The endless deltas of blood and flesh ...

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The Second Archon War, Carmen Dei 5

Beta’d and Edited by Yae Miko, the Grand Cogitator, and Philosophysics

Forty-four black clad shapes knelt on the ground, swords before them, heads bowed. At their head stood the Evening Star, her purple waistband fluttering in the...

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Dark Legend of Potter, Chapter 52

Epilogue Year 2: The Devil Queen’s Curse Upon This School Year!

The wide tapestry of the sky stretched from horizon to horizon, broken up only by the shadows of the mountains to the west. Raising his thumb, Remus Lupin blotted out a bit of...

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The Second Archon War, Carmen Dei 4

Beta’d and edited by the Grand Cogitator, Yae Miko, and Philosphysics

It wasn’t often that Alexandria got a priority alert just for her, but when she did, she took them extremely seriously. The sorts of threats and situations th...

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The Melancholy of Kazuma Sato, Epilogue 1

Epilogue 1: Meet the Suzimiyas

The light faded, and once more, Kazuma and Aqua found themselves in a dingy alley. In fact, unless Kazuma very much missed his guess, it was the exact same alley as before.

“Well this is just freaking f...

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The Second Archon War, Carmen Dei 3

Beta’d and edited by Yae Miko, Philosophysics, Arcahm Wynter, and the Grand Cogitator

With only two days until Wednesday night and the Tone Deaf Bards’ debut, Naomi had to put her foot down. She was nervous about it, still rathe...

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The Melancholy of Kazuma Sato, The Final Chapter

The lights suddenly dimmed, and curtains appeared, obscuring Komekko and Megumin. A moment later, a spot light shone, and the curtains withdrew, revealing Komekko now dressed as a voodoo priestess, sitting at a table with tarot cards and a crystal...

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The Second Archon War, Carmen Dei 2

Beta’d and edited by The Grand Cogitator and Dr_Feelgood

Brought to you early by Korean Writer through Patreon

Steeling himself, Nakamura bowed to Raiden, motioning for her to enter. “Thank you, your Supreme Excel...

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A Cat is Fine, Too Chapter 6

Beta’d and edited by The Grand Cogitator and Dr_Feelgood

In a far corner of the bar, Megumin stewed with Yunyun and Lolisa, now in human form, as they formulated a plan for sweet, sweet revenge.

“I can’t believe that dre...

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Patreon Poll for August 2023

I am finally caught up after several months of being ill, so that means POLLS ARE BACK BABY! There’s also a poll on my discord https://discord.gg/Nwumw5gQ that you can vote in a...

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The Second Archon War: Carmen Die 1

Carmen Die 1: Tales of a Tone Deaf Bard

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Legend of Galactic Zeroes, Chapter 19

If there was one thing Kazuma hated about his current life, it was that the Lagaan was very uncomfortable, especially in space. Sure, once he fused it was a pretty sweet ride, but having to sit with his knees up by his ears, hunched over the contr...

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PRT Threat Assessment Report: Tone Deaf Bard

[2003, May 10th, Venti Performs liv...

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Legend of Galactic Zeroes, Space Battles Approved Edition

Commissioned by my patron Shaderic

Beta’d and edited by the Grand Cogitator and Dr_Feelgood

Despite being a bunch of crazy “pirates,” Kazuma had to be impressed with the Crimson Demons’ engineering skills. Not only was their sh...

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Legend of Galactic Zeroes, Chapter 18 (NSFW edition)

Commissioned by my patron Shaderic

Beta’d and edited by the Grand Cogitator and Dr_Feelgood

Despite being a bunch of crazy “pirates,” Kazuma had to be impressed with the Crimson Demons’ engineering skills. Not only was their sh...

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The Melancholy of Kazuma Sato, Chapter 55

Kazuma and Aqua clung to one another, blubbering as they were whisked through a wormhole. Beside them, Haruhi cackled in glee, her eyes sparkling. “WOOOOOO! Let’s go somewhere awesome like the last-”

Haruhi’s words cut off as she was...

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The Second Archon War, Interlude 1

Interlude 1: A Terrible Day for Rain

“We’re calling it the Hebert Cluster, for obvious reasons,” Doctor Mother said, adjusting her glasses as she motioned to the screen. “It’s not a traditional cluster at all. Cases all across the ...

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Dark Legend of Potter Chapter 51

After the initial ass chewing, Megumin and her companions returned to the Gryffindor students staying in a (very expanded) room at the Three Broomsticks. They were initially unsure if they were going to get a heroes’ welcome or be pummeled verba...

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Re-Write for Second Archon War Chapter 1

I don't normally do re-writes, but I wasn't very happy with the Bubba scene from about the day after I wrote it. Thinking about it, I really should have used the Heberts to show that scene, especially Danny as he was destined to be a minor cha...

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The Second Archon War, Imperatrix Umbrosa 9

Looking around the expansive workshop, Daniel couldn’t help but feel a little nervous. He could see ray guns, a hoverbike, bits of iconic armor, and even a set of limited edition Topps Trading cards in a glass case, signed by all four members of...

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The Second Archon War, Imperatrix Umberosa 8

Beta’d and edited by The Grand Cogitator and Dr_Feelgood

Brought to you by my patreons. Turns out, Worm really is that popular.

The warehouse was packed full of bodies, rows and rows of gruff looking men with callou...

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Dark Legend of Potter, Chapter 50 - Dumbledore and Snape Play with their Cocks

Even in the darkness and chaos of sobbing students and shouting professors as they fled the great hall, Snape could feel it in his bones that he was short four students. Even as the teachers hastily escorted their students to Hogsmead village, the...

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The Second Archon War, Imperatrix Umbrosa 7

Hovering over the churning waters, Alexandria watched as the  MV Emilie Mærsk exited the storm clouds, and breathed a sigh of relief. This was the last of the international shipping vessels that had been caught in the raging typhoon...

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