She's back! Re-introducing ex-Dr Hayley Ward, the Bernie Madoff of Botox, who famously grew so fat on embezzled money that her "ill-gotten gains" caused her to get stuc...
2022-06-20 22:44:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, this is just typical Sarah. There I was, happily working away on a pic of someone completely different, when I thought to myself: 'Ooh, I know what'll be fun. I'll put Sarah in as a background character.'
...Sarah Lytton
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Morning all! 🌤️ Or whatever it is where ever you are! 😊
And if you're an Englisher like me, happy Jubilee bank holiday! 🎉
Saw this article yesterday, and immediately thought of Abby, so I had to share it, along with so...
I'm not sure what grows in size faster, my stories or the my characters' waistlines.
Sorry for taking so long to get this done. Had real fun with it, even if it may have become a little far-fetched towards the end!
More updates t...
2022-05-30 22:16:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey all. I'm off for a mini-holiday this weekend to rest, recharge and almost certainly find some well-fed inspiration in the (hopefully🤞) sunny seaside bars and eateries of Cornwall!🌤️
Various story updates have nearly reached post...
With apologies to anyone from Yorkshire for my attempts to render the accent.
Part 2 to come next week... no, really!
Pic or two of Lauren to come soon too.
2022-04-29 21:35:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Our next entrant! Or at least, she's trying to make an entrance. Those hotel shower doors can be quite a squeeze, eh Abby?
Where her subordinates, Gemma and Holly, simply love their food, Abby's greed has a mean and green-eyed edge ...
2022-04-05 21:20:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Oops. Right now, you may be feeling as cross with me as this young lady is with the hapless traffic warden. And you have every right too: I said a short story would be posted last weekend and failed to deliver. It was very nearly done, but... when...
2022-03-10 12:47:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Poor Amelia. Being so hot makes Valentine's Day such a stressful time for her digestive system. Let's just hope her date gets there before she finishes another box, or else he'll have to spend the whole night massaging her tummy.
Ye...
2022-03-03 22:36:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey all! A little one-off story attached. This is probably the most fun I've ever had writing and illustrating as a combined effort!
Hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed working on it. There'll be a (kind of) companion piece featuring anot...
2022-02-18 19:33:12 +0000 UTC View PostMorning all! Apologies for the lack of activity recently. Had to help the family out with a couple of unexpected events last week, which has set me back slightly.
There'll be two linked short stories (with illustrations) posted over the next...
2022-02-06 10:53:48 +0000 UTC View PostHey all! Sorry this one took so long to get ready. January is always a busy month at work for me, but things are cooling off now.
I originally intended this to be just a quick scene, but as I began writing it expanded as rapidly and pr...
2022-01-21 09:02:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Bit of a change to scheduling! In a dramatic twist, I ended up managing to finish the pic I was working on before the story, so here it is. Oof, Kari, looking rather full there, babe. Perhaps that third helping o pavolva was a pudding too fa...
2022-01-04 00:24:47 +0000 UTC View PostWhoosh, there goes another year! Am I just getting old, or was that the quickest one yet?
At any rate, I hope everyone had as great a 2021 as possible, or at least that it was slightly better than 2020!
First off, an apology: I w...
2021-12-31 14:30:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Thanks to a traditional Italian mother, Holly grew up in a house where family meant food and food meant family. Every mealtime the table would sag under a feast of oily pastas, spicy meats and dense breads, and overeating was encouraged as a sign ...
2021-12-25 00:17:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Single-handedly keeping all the bakeries of Cheshire in business, Gemma Patterson has yet to meet a cake she didn't fall desperately in love with. The bright colours, the spongy textures, the amazing smells and squidgy oozing centres, the beautifu...
2021-11-26 21:24:03 +0000 UTC View Post
The meat cleaver had been the right choice, Molly decided, as she hurried down the dark street, boots squelch-squelch-squelching with blood. The chainsaw would’ve been too heavy. The devil’s trident had a wicked point, and Molly had very nearl...
2021-11-18 08:01:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Halloween everyone! Hope you're all having a spooktacular day! 👻🍬
I haven't quite managed to finish my promised Halloween stories, but below is a little preview. And as you'll have seen, I did manage to finish this pic of our pol...
2021-10-31 22:48:37 +0000 UTC View PostHollow moans echo through dark, misty streets. Zombie-like groans fill the mystical moist night air, curdling the blood of trick-or-treaters and sending shivers down the spines of their parental guardians.
Well, that's what they get for walk...
2021-10-22 22:41:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy autumn, everyone! 🍂🌰 Season of breezes blowing skirts up to the chest, bosom-hugging jumpers that don't quite cover the tum.
All right, that might need a little work…
Now, it goes without saying that the leading lad...
2021-10-17 10:49:46 +0000 UTC View PostHi all!
Just a quick one to say that after a very brief consultation I've decided to go for it, and change to monthly billing! Whoop whoop!
The change will take place from tomorrow. In practice, it shouldn't make any difference...
2021-10-16 13:52:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Or were you looking at Amelia in her red dress?
...Er, Neo?
Just a little snippet of a WIP, which came to me after watching that clip from the Matrix.&...
2021-10-14 17:29:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey all,
Couldn't think of a pun for this one, but I'm pleased with how it turned out - though Abby's belly always ends up looking bigger than I picture it being in the story. I suppose I should expect that of myself.... and she has just ea...
Finally back in the swing with this one! Hope you enjoy the update!
More posts to come in the next week. :)
2021-09-30 22:14:46 +0000 UTC View PostHere it is! Following on from The Prelude, here's the first full chapter chronicling Kari's year of lockdown, wherein our well-fed fund managed battles a stomach-churni...
2021-08-31 22:19:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Following on from the Amelia bikini pic, here's one of her bitter rival Emily, hoping a little cocktail and soak in the hot tub will ease away the heavy fullness in her tummy after a fourth Dubai bottomless brunch in as many days (burp!)
Hop...
2021-08-31 06:05:25 +0000 UTC View Post
A summery pic, inspired by the recent hot weather. Amelia clearly understands the importance of staying hydated in the heat.
Amelia seems to be one of my most popular characters so I really wanted to do her justice, giving an impression of a...
2021-08-13 13:15:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone. Here's a little pic I was commissioned to create by https://www.deviantart.com/kewlkidz
Meet Samantha Gomez, reclusive multimillionaire. The way the c...
Here it is at last! Really hope you enjoy it.
Feedback of any kind is very welcome. I hope there are some enjoyable scenes here! I promise the next chapter will advance the story a bit more!
Special thanks to Samster for the enco...
2021-07-31 21:13:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning all! 🌞
I hope everyone is safe and well. May turned out to be quite the month for me! Coming off the back of a nasty bout of food poisoning, I tested positive for Covid early in May, and the symptoms have knocked me into a co...
2021-06-01 08:29:47 +0000 UTC View Post