I wish a wiggliest of Saturdays to you, Patrons! How are we doing? I just slammed a late afternoon cup of coffee and currently can't remember the last time I took a shower so things are pretty normal over here in the house of Helbig. I've also bee...
2021-01-17 01:31:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Having rewatched CU recently I can truly say that this man's work is a MASTERPIECE. ❤️G
2021-01-14 23:37:27 +0000 UTC View Post
This week Grace and Mamrie discuss Jar Farts, how to drink water, Butter Sculptures and their first jobs as Extras.
2021-01-13 23:17:32 +0000 UTC View Post
the irony that Sweet Habanero was wearing a peace sign.... *scoff*. Maybe Sweet Habs made some New Years resolutions and is trying to go into 2021 without all the chaotic energy she had last year, but the only thing Beanz holds longer than a roman...
2021-01-13 00:08:10 +0000 UTC View PostHello Patrons! And Happy Saturday to you all! How are you holding up? What a fucking week, right?? Sheesh. My sincerest congrats to all of us on making it through THE. FIRST. WEEK. OF. THE. YEAR.
Good lord. *attempts death drop but is ...
2021-01-10 02:44:30 +0000 UTC View Post
This week Grace and Mamrie discuss their fitness journeys, bottling farts, butter sculptures and Beanz gets into a fight.
2021-01-06 16:33:28 +0000 UTC View PostHellllllllo Patrons and happy 2021 to all of you beautiful and foolish creepy weird pervs! How are you doing? How are you feeling? Has anyone made any incredible mistakes yet??? Don't worry, it's not too late to turn it around! In 2021 I'm all abo...
2021-01-03 01:58:52 +0000 UTC View PostIt's the end of 2020 and we're reviewing a movie you guys suggested!
2020-12-31 23:02:41 +0000 UTC View Post
These are some of my favorites from this list of 25 Things We Didn't Know About Jennifer Coolidge. But, like...
2020-12-29 01:26:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok here's the scoop, Grace and I both settled into this glorious week of gluttony and forgot to record our bonus pod ep which y'all voted to be a review of ELF. And now that Christmas is over, it feels silly to do an Xmas review (plus, that movie ...
2020-12-28 20:52:11 +0000 UTC View Post
You guys knocked our damn socks off with your Ugly TMGW Sweater entries!!
** WINNERS, keep your eyes peeled as Nick will reach out to get your address. Now, I'm off to have yet another moment where my accountant asks me why I spend so ...
2020-12-26 21:14:32 +0000 UTC View Post
This week Grace and Mamrie discuss finding Christmas presents early, Church Christmas plays, SPAM and the Great Conjunction.
2020-12-23 23:31:49 +0000 UTC View Post
I truly don't remember how I got there, but the other night I found myself in the "dick slipper" section of Amazon. Unfortunately, I'm mostly done with my holiday shopping so no one will be getting a pair of these plush penis puppies from me this ...
2020-12-19 02:33:49 +0000 UTC View Post
We pride ourselves on keeping our elections fair. The votes are in and Elf is your holiday movie-elect! Mamrie and I will be watching it and giving our thoughts in this month's upcoming bonus pod! Thanks for exercising your right to vote! 2020-12-19 01:28:05 +0000 UTC View Post
This week Grace and Mamrie discuss kidnapping elves, Kirk Cameron’s Caroling Protest, and a creepy call from an unknown number.
2020-12-16 22:30:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember this old Christmas sweater I mentioned in my previous post encouraging y'all to send in your #TMGWsweater submissions? I even threw in the dangling carrot of a trophy that is up for grabs??
Where's y'alls sweaters at?! W...
2020-12-16 20:33:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Thanks for all of your wonderful suggestions! Time to cast your vote! We'll let you know before the weekend who the winner is!
2020-12-15 17:29:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Patrons! For our bonus podcast this month we wanted to do a review of your favorite Holiday movie! Give us your best suggestions and we'll narrow it down to three and do a poll! (this stock image was the closest thing I could find to "older women ...
2020-12-13 19:44:10 +0000 UTC View Post
This week Grace and Mamrie discuss Christmas Ornaments, the origin of Pop-eye’s, Stalker Kangaroos and a Critter Corner update.
2020-12-09 21:56:44 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Monday, Patrons! How's it going? Not too bad here. But today was on of those overcast work-all-day-under-a-weighted-blanket-kinda-days in LA. I dunno why but it felt like there was an eerie gloomy energy in the air all day. Anyone else have ...
2020-12-08 03:11:38 +0000 UTC View Post
This was a video my mom sent me earlier today, so now you're all basically included on the family thread. How fun! Also, I fully support the spread of talking tree mini movies in people's front yards during a pandemic this holiday season. Why not?...
2020-12-05 02:55:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Guys. I know we are all stuck inside. No xmas parties to go to then leave regretting having eaten an entire cheeseball. No mornings after the holiday office party wondering if you disposed of all the photo copies of your ass/ did you and Ted from ...
2020-12-04 18:05:15 +0000 UTC View Post
This week Grace and Mamrie discuss Grimes, Social Distant Thanksgivings, and Mamrie’s feud with a Train Company.
2020-12-03 16:55:29 +0000 UTC View Post
First of all, the official title of this video is:
Drunk squirrel, because...2020. The old pears I left out for the squirrels had apparently fermented.
I love things labeled exactly what they are. I mean, talk ab...
2020-11-28 02:04:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This week Grace and Mamrie discuss the queens Gambit, Online Grocery Shopping, Mamrie rants and mixing paint.
2020-11-25 21:26:53 +0000 UTC View Post
..that I very much want to sell a TV show. I write scripts. I put in the work. I... scroll past an ad for whateverthefuck this is and have to take a deep breath.
Producers really gonna throw a dollar store Marilyn Monroe wig on a...
2020-11-25 20:44:37 +0000 UTC View Post
As you can see I was veeeeeeery busy this weekend! Have a great week, y’all! ❤️G
2020-11-23 23:16:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Above you will see a picture of me as I handed in the two final papers I had due for school this week. What a trip! But they're doooone! Wahoo! You'll be shocked to hear I celebrated by slamming an edible and watching a new show on Netflix called ...
2020-11-21 01:26:46 +0000 UTC View Post
This week Grace and Mamrie talk about Conspiracy Theories, Beanz’ Photo Shoot, the real life Coyote Ugly and Grace’s Makeshift Facial.
2020-11-18 16:07:41 +0000 UTC View Post