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2024.11.15: Dumb Friday

Burnie and Ashley discuss the dumbest Friday in their memories, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, boxing's steady decline, swatting conviction, The Onion buys Infowars, NotTheOnion, Alex Jones, faked attacks, Rolls Royces, and bears just minding their own ...

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Taking Questions for Q&8

We're sitting down to tackle your best questions! Hit us with what you've got, and make sure to drop a heart on any other questions you see you most hope to have answer to.

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2024.11.14: The Group Chat Goes To Prison

Ashley and Burnie discuss their ideal cabinet post, Burnie's time working at the White House, intelligence leaker gets sentenced, War Thunder, ARMA, Foxhole, Secret Level animated series, Pacman, Mega Man, D&D crossovers, Bethesda strike, Disn...

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2024.11.13: Black Wednesday

Burnie and Ashley discuss early Black Friday deals, waiting in line, Deal Mathematics, Scotland's weather warnings, Sexiest Man Alive 2024, Quiet Place, Emily Blunt, Stanley Tucci, James Cameron, Rambo, Piranha II, Scarlet J. Hanson, Transformers ...

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2024.11.12: Schmart Glasses

Burnie and Ashley discuss crypto & Tesla rallies, feeling disconnected, the kids are wrong, Spotify recommends, mukbang, ASMR, quackery as a source of comfort, remote healing, bubbles all around, Elon Musk’s all-in bets, Rayban (Meta) Smart ...

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2024.11.11: Package Stimulation

Burnie and Ashley discuss Patreon extras, Ashley's list of ridiculous Christmas Movies, brackets vs contests, showing up to set, highest grossing Christmas movies, The Grinch no one remembers, Scrooged, Fred Claus, Interstellar's disastrous rerele...

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Raincheck

Hey Early Risers!

We were hoping to get an exclusive piece of content out for you this weekend, but we found we overextended ourselves this last week between the Geoff episode, the double-length election day episode, and the extended episode...

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2024.11.08: United States of Whatever

In this extended Patreon episode, Burnie and Ashley discuss Americans moving to Scotland, immigration hurdles, being globally talented, moving countries vs moving states, American accents, speaking French to French people, talking loudly, Red One,...

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2024.11.07: Link In The Bio

Burnie and Ashley discuss flying to vote, voter turnout, descriptive descriptions, billionaires day out, Bitcoin ATH, iPhone profitability, loss leaders, Bhad Bhabie's origins, Netflix France busted, stealth employment, sexy singles, bad search fo...

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2024.11.06: Hungover

Burnie discusses the election results, while Ashley tries to discuss anything else. Voter turnout vs 2020, Christmas movies, popular vote, our favorite distractions, staring at walls, and if audiobooks have killed traditional reading.

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[BONUS] 2024.11.05: Geoff Ramsey

Burnie sits down with Mr. IMG_0002 to talk about stuff and some things. Lost episode previously recorded in early 2024.

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2024.11.05: Long Haul

Today's podcast is a double length episode to give American listeners some extra entertainment while they wait in the election lines today. We hope everyone will go out and vote and let their voice be heard.

If you want to avoid any election...

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2024.11.04: Fascist Anime Girls

Burnie and Ashley discuss modern discourse, political squirrels, hot button issues, predicting talking points, AI fake parades, charm bracelets, sleeping in pods, Hong Kong coffin homes, housing costs, commuting for college, and your predictions f...

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[BONUS] 2024.11.03: Videogames & Chill

Burnie and Ashley just hang out and talk about their latest entertainment habits, ruminate on an upcoming project, and ask for suggestions from the Patrons.

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2024.11.01: The Living Fart

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Agatha finale, great episodes of American television, Deadpool & Wolverine streaming date, Emma corrections, a new trick to fall asleep, overthinking, tinnitus, NaNoNoNut Movember begins, Chalamet look-a-likes Sco...

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2024.10.31: Finishing A Series

Burnie and Ashley discuss the World Series, Ohtani's series performance, pacing by a progress bar, avoiding spoilers, Agatha All Along, how to release a digital series, Tomb Raider, casting the perfect Lara Croft, failing the Bechdel Test, James B...

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2024.10.30: A Google Rubles

Burnie and Ashley discuss fan interference, Steve Bartman, mob mentality, getting mugged in New York, lifetime bans, HR records, Dragon Age, remembering old games, Factorio updates, Silo, getting over the hump, Concord studio shuts down, Google fi...

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2024.10.29: Huge In Japan

Burnie and Ashley discuss Otakus, MLB ratings in Japan, World War Z, Brad Pitt's Brad Hits, being big in Japan, aging out of sports, tragic moments, lapse of attention, recreating train of thought, NaNoNoNut Movember, businesses as movement, takin...

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2024.10.28: Listen By Group Number

Burnie and Ashley discuss epic bombs, eating babies, killing Hitler, time travelling, changing the timeline, NCAA sports, Project Hail Mary, 28 Years Later, American Airlines name and shame, Patreon additions, and Chappell Roan.

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[BONUS VIDEO] 2024.10.27: Duck Hunt

Burnie and Ashley attempt to herd a flock of Indian Runner Ducks about 1 mile from the woods to their pond. As detailed in the 2024.05.03 "Doing A Runner" episode of Morning Somewhere.

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2024.10.25: Hands On A Hardball

Burnie and Ashley discuss fake reviews, the power of averages, the gym lobby, corporate personhood, floppy disks, hard balls, misappropriated laws, the power of Hitachi, the baseball brawl, big bucks for big leagues, and the Dodgers as baseball's ...

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2024.10.24: Zombie Boxes

Burnie and Ashley discuss incomes tax brackets, tipping culture, tax differences between UK and US, Redbox abandoned boxes, zombie oil wells, Jason Statham, surprisng Cybertruck sales, Tesla earnings, EV politics, voting checks, Minecraft VR, Netf...

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2024.10.23: Hologram Ladies

Burnie and Ashley discuss taking buses to planes, Presidents working at McDonalds, amplifying things you hate, epic Texas wins, twenty-four hour travel days, Southwest parabolas, catapults. bytedance interns, Boeing's space woes, 30,000 more Space...

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2024.10.22: Gavin's Dumb Brain

Burnie and newlywed Gavin Free discuss dragging each other down, strange coincidences, bad ideas, video game ringers, Halo changes, time-based existence, the citizenship decision, iPhone gripes, and an old argument about construction observation&n...

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2024.10.21: Collins, Mixed

Burnie sits down with Red Web host Trevor Collins to discuss the fringes of society, higher education, Number Sense, Big 10 rivalries, the Texas Georgia controversy, froggy voices, cryptids, cold cases, morbidity as a business model, trademarking ...

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[BONUS] 2024.10.19: Game Night in Fall Guys

Join us for Game Night in Fall Guys this weekend! this will be an exclusive gameplay session for Tier 2 patrons. Hop in the game with us to cause a little mayhem, or catch us via livestream if you're on the go and can't haul a whole gaming system ...

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2024.10.18: Cereal Criminal

Burnie welcomes Barbara Dunkelman back to the podcast to finally discuss airline travel, convention work in 2024, awkward celebrity encounters, being picture ready at all times, lobby breakfasts, the "Right to Cancel", fighting brand battles, and ...

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2024.10.17: Vegas, Bhabie!

Burnie and returning guest Jason discuss Liam Payne, Vegas trips, favorite places to eat when returning home, ordering Uber Eats from an Uber, nuclear powered tech bros, AI porn, OnlyFans multi-millionaires, and the best way to mispronounce Bhad B...

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2024.10.16: Salary Negotiation Barbie

Burnie and Ashley gossip about Barbie, Britney Spears, $50 million demands, Academy Award snubs, overdue Oscars, unneeded sequels, Tron's new video game, classic Adventure genre, LED advancements, kit bashing, cosplay, aesthetic sabotage, Xbox Liv...

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2024.10.15: The Klandle

Burnie and Ashley discuss video game feedback, the vinyl recession, Game of Thrones auctions, IKEA rugs, racist candles, small New England theme parks vs Texas carnivals, Rainbow Brite, Dungeons & Dragons, and cartoons as toy ads.

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