It's been a while since we've checked in on Action Forms, Ukrainian jankromancers who have yet to disappoint me with their resourcefulness and dedication to making me scratch my head hard enough to have bald patches. I wanted to check out Cryostas...
2023-02-25 14:29:34 +0000 UTC View Post
I've been waiting for so long to get to Life of the Party, a level so massive and so damn impressive that I could dedicate an entire episode to it. Thief doesn't get any more Thief-y than this. A quick, mostly chill video about larceny that is...
2023-02-11 14:42:35 +0000 UTC View Post
We've got a special! And I do mean special, because this is the longest video I've ever put out, eclipsing the Blood 2 Rawmaster by about seven minutes. A lot needed to be discussed because Epic sucks, Unreal is great, Return to Na Pali i...
2023-01-28 15:58:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy New Year!
Yes, it's more Thief, because I'll be damned if I let this series die. I started it at the worst possible time - September - so that it would be pre-empted by holiday-themed videos for months. Hopefully that's over and ...
2023-01-10 15:24:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Last year, while making Ludichristmas II: The Revenjank, I was shocked that I didn't have time to tackle the second video I wanted to put out in December where I played the good Postal Christmas mod. The one that I could kinda-sorta tie into a rev...
2022-12-19 14:34:41 +0000 UTC View Post
You asked for it! No, really, a shocking number of people have asked about Quake 4, like really a metric "shit-tonne." So, I dusted it off and completed my first playthrough of the game since ~2006 and made a video. The video only r...
2022-12-04 15:28:18 +0000 UTC View Post
The pseudo-monthly patreon-only hit series seen by thousands returns! You know what's fun? Blood. Blood is fun. I missed Blood. Maybe I always miss Blood. Deep down in the warm, fuzzy places I don't like to talk about, nothing can quite compare to...
2022-11-23 15:09:21 +0000 UTC View Post
I don't think I'll ever start a series in September again. Once October comes and the spookfest begins, you won't be able to get back to it. Luckily, it was a Thief series, so nobody was asking about it.
Now, after many attempts to...
2022-11-11 14:11:30 +0000 UTC View Post
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Halloween approaches. In the mad dash to get out some spooky videos, it seemed like it would be CRIMINAL to overlook Cultic in that shuffle. So this video will actually go public on Halloween, which...
Welcome to the (probably) last video for spooky month - unless I can get the Cultic video together before Halloween.
What can I say about F.E.A.R. that hasn't already been said in other videos? I don't know. I didn't watch those other vide...
FUCK YEAH, KIDS, IT'S SPOOKY SEASON AGAIN! All those boomshoots that came out last month? Ignore them! I will not have this sacred time interrupted because 3D Realms did a three day show and everyone started releasing their own shooters e...
2022-10-02 14:27:46 +0000 UTC View Post
SOME OF YOU ASKED FOR IT. AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET IT.
Put your taffing hats and your tap shoes on, kids, we're going back to the dark, foreboding, dark fantasy world of "The City," where the only criminals in town who aren't locked up are G...
2022-09-12 13:48:32 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been like forever and a year since the Wolfenstein 3D video and I'm not going to dedicate much time to Spear Of Destiny, and I'm going to devote even less time to the Spear expansions because they are beneath contempt. Not even showing the ba...
2022-08-29 14:26:41 +0000 UTC View Post
I want more Pro Blood!
We have Pro Blood at home.
Pro Blood at home:
Still catching up after the deluge. This was actually supposed to come out before the Chaser video did. It didn't exactly work out like tha...
It's that time again. As foretold by the oracles of jank, as written in the sky on the dying stars of a thousand cursed systems, a video game of such unfathomable horror came into my possession. Its motives alien to me, I sought to not just captur...
2022-08-08 13:59:40 +0000 UTC View Post
If ever there was a video to make while battling a non-covid sickness, fueled by cheap over-the-counter flu medicine and two hours of sleep per night, it had to be Postal: Brain Damaged.
This video was also the first one edited on my new P...
The Boom Shoot Toob has been fixed. The end is nigh.
It's roundup time again, kids, where I take a look at a gaggle of games from Next Fest and a couple others that were lost in the shuffle over the last couple of months.
I sha...
Please enjoy this video that was in production before DNF 2001 got leaked, which I'm sliding in here before I start to tackle the deluge of releases in June. Postal: Brain Damaged is the next thing coming up, followed by a roundup, where I play th...
2022-06-12 15:01:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Edit: this video has been updated to be more accurate and less shitty.
I brought a DNF 2001 video, as it shot to the very front of my production schedule. Old DOS platformer? NAH! Slavjank? We will get to it, and it's magical.
Bu...
2022-05-28 12:20:29 +0000 UTC View Post
One for the road before I go dark for a couple weeks to do life stuff. And before you ask, next time I'm gonna do something with the DNF 2001 leak, which has pushed itself to the front of the production line. I am very aware of it. I would say tha...
2022-05-11 13:42:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Here's Outlaws, another classic that is somewhat divisive that I actually love. I didn't get to play it ba...
2022-04-29 18:32:50 +0000 UTC View Post
I'd like to take a moment to welcome the staggering influx of new patrons since the last video. The magic words that lead to success, apparently, are "sewer count" and I suggest that you practice this mantra in the mirror every morning. Thank you ...
2022-04-15 13:48:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Ah, Nightmare Reaper, a game I can finally put to rest. Love this one. I've booted it up countless time between getting it years ago and now. Steam says I have about 100 hours in it after doing this playthrough. It doesn't sound like a lot, but fo...
2022-03-26 17:16:58 +0000 UTC View Post
This one is a bit more dry than the last. Interesting game that I wanted to get into a little deeper and would likely do a longer video when it gets a full release. This episode is coming out a little later than I'd planned due to life interfering...
2022-03-22 17:21:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Despite my best efforts this is another long one. And two, TWO whole jokes about leaving a comment. I think I might be going senile.
I didn't wait until there was a re-release to do a video on purpose. I'm kind of glad I did though because ...
So I finally played this game, once and for all, all the way through, and I had a pretty good time. I understand why so many people would remember this game fondly even if it breaks my brain a little. After a couple of days dealing with technical ...
2022-02-15 15:09:38 +0000 UTC View Post
DISCLAIMER: I urge you to not take anything I say about the Marvel Cinematic Universe seriously. I don't actually care if people enjoy Marvel movies and don't think less of a person if they do.
Here's a video in which I rant about blockbus...
And we're back!
Before I retreat into a brief hibernation period as a blizzard ravages the outside and possibly knocks out power for a while, I'd like to put this up for all of you. It's another dive into the magical world of DOS trash...
2022-01-28 17:19:50 +0000 UTC View Post
It's FINALLY time!
Yes, I've been trying to make this video for a while, but, as you'll see, I ran into some issues. Shout out to Maktata, one of my beloved patrons, who sent me that completed save file and while I didn't use it, it was mu...
Welcome to 2022, hopefully the last in this awful series of years that started with 2020, although I'm ready to write off this whole decade as a loss. Unless we get non-creepy sex robots in the next 12 months my expectations aren't very high.
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