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In which we talk OceanGate updates, Kim Kardashian scabbing, Billionaire UFC fights, and everything latest with Love Island.
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2023-06-27 01:44:04 +0000 UTC View PostIn which we talk about Joan's #Scandoval show in Brooklyn, killer orcas, Gaga's instagram, non-binary Pixar movies, And Just Like That updates, and why Bebe Rexha should be protected at all costs.
Video version soon to upload for those who s...
2023-06-19 23:35:05 +0000 UTC View PostThe girls have been away for a week and they have lots to discuss: Dylan's new wig, the lost art of men who are sluts, and Samantha Jone's transcendental rejection of traditional motherhood. This is one of Sex and the City's greatest episodes... e...
2023-06-16 04:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
In honor of corporate sponsorships and men, we've put together a mini pride collection on our website for everyone looking to show off their support of the LGBTQ+ community :-)
We meant to talk about a lot this episode, but instead, all we could find time for was an hour on The Ultimatum: Queer Love! It's hell.
Video will be uploaded on a slight delay!
2023-06-12 22:16:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello all!
I spent the last hour re-arranging her middle part for this very special news: WE HAVE VIDEO BONUS EPISODES NOW!
Starting this week, Joan and Matt will be available in crisp, hi-definition videos each week on our bra...
2023-06-10 23:28:44 +0000 UTC View PostWe're back to terrorize your audio feeds!
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We're instigating a war on nonbinary people this week as Joan and Alex declare that Stanford Blatch is the worst dresser in all of New York City. Elsewhere in season 1 episode 9, Samantha battles a chaser in Helmut Lang and Carrie Bradshaw has a p...
2023-06-02 05:00:54 +0000 UTC View PostOur conversation with Shamira continues right after the end of our last episode, featuring conversations about the new documentary, The Randall Scandal, the latest season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Bravo's latest crop of ...
2023-05-29 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostCarrie and the girls find themselves in a series of unethically non-monogamaus situations this week in season 1 episode 8. Plus, discussions about Grindr profiles, big boobs, and the curse of being too beautiful for pity engagement on Twitter!
2023-05-26 07:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostIn which we talk thrift shopping, Zoey Deschanel's Instagram, Bravo' new Dancing Queens, and movie of the millennium Fast X
2023-05-22 23:59:49 +0000 UTC View PostWe're sucking dick at the ethically non-monogamous factory this week on Beautiful Women Updates! Alex shares a story about a fraternity futon, Joan reveals the worst place she's ever sucked a dick, and both wonder if Carrie Bradshaw will ever get ...
2023-05-19 07:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostIn which we talk Yellowjackets, Succession, Drag Race All Stars, RHONY, The Randall Scandal, and much more!
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This week, Alex and Joan discuss the impact of Nicki Minaj's "I Endorse These Strippers," injured diva George Santos, and why on earth Miranda thinks Samantha is a "dime store Camille Paglia."
Also, we break down the latest clues that ...
2023-05-12 07:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post(Our episode uploaded with slightly wonky audio, but it should be fixed now!) Vanessa Hudgen's "Dead Hot: Season of the Witch" is the most infuriating piece of media we've ever watched in our lives. Go watch it immediately.
Also, please be n...
2023-05-09 14:23:54 +0000 UTC View PostIn today's episode, Joan and Alex mostly ignore episodes 3 and 4 of Sex and the City season 1 to instead talk about Miranda's gay panic, Samantha Jones' life as a post-op trans woman, and why Carrie Bradshaw has an obvious and unmedicated mood dis...
2023-05-05 13:47:44 +0000 UTC View Post
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Welcome to Beautiful Women Updates — a podcast about being sexy, rolling joints, and talking about Sex and the City! Together, Joan Summers and Alex V. Green talk through two episodes of their favorite show at a time, using each as a jumping off...
2023-04-28 10:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostIn which we discuss Denise Richards and #RHOBH, Erika Jayne's Vegas residency, Patti LuPone and Kim Kardashian, Twilight / Harry Potter TV remakes, and the loss of the Blue Checkmark.
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In which we talk ‘Wicked’ set controversy, D-list Coachella drama, and the latest with #Scandoval
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In the covid brain fog of it all...
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Hello and good morning/afternoon to our lovely patrons,
It is with great sadness I, your local artisan, have to break the news that our dear co-host Joan Summers has unfortunately come down with a case of COVID-19 this morni...
2023-04-10 17:05:41 +0000 UTC View PostThis week we talk California accents, Gwyneth Paltrow’s ski crash win, Ariana Grande in Wicked, Kim Richard back on #RHOBH, updates with #Scandoval, and our thoughts on Drag Race final four!
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We never have to talk about Justin Bieber again...
2023-03-30 01:03:37 +0000 UTC View Post
In which we talk Gwyneth Paltrow’s American Crime Story, Zayne and Selena dating rumors, Gaga’s Folie à Deux, and the latest with #Scandoval
2023-03-27 23:42:59 +0000 UTC View PostIn which we recap Selene Gomez' harrowing 2022 Apple TV documentary "My Mind & Me"
2023-03-23 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostUpdates on #Scandoval, Austin Butler’s accent, Liam Payne’s new face, comedians being dumb, plus Gwyneth Paltrow’s hit-and-run case.
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We breakdown the latest in the Vanderpump Rules scandal as well as recap Joan's spiritual journey to the eastern seaboard.
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“Every morning when I wake up, I realize it wasn’t just a nightmare. It’s real. 😭💔 #TeamAriana” -Scheana via 2023-03-07 01:02:22 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s bonus episode, we talk about 24-hour coffee shops, Kyle Richard’s Ozempic allegations, Gaga dog theft updates, and RHOP’s Micheal Darby owning the majority of Somalia’s land?
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