Willow and Maw know that you can't make an omelette without cracking a few eggs or traumatizing a few mid-level managers! She also seems rather familiar with the kinds of laws you can break with interdimensional customs. Are there duty-free dimens...
2023-06-09 01:56:12 +0000 UTC View PostAttached is this week's bonus arts for our non-Patrons!
Our Patron requests this month are themed around sports mascots and logos.
Our first request was by Firestorm Blade to get a lady version of Envy as a logo. Why that? Because hock...
2023-06-08 17:07:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around sports mascots and logos.
Our next request was by DarkZamiel to have Moli take over as the mascot for the local swim club. Is it the whistle, Moli's natural chaotic fun, or did the water just ...
2023-06-08 17:06:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Or were you a basemittener? That sounds like a real position, no? Honesty is important in a businessperson, so many points to our leader here.
2023-06-08 01:36:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Maybe party planning and good business sense were part of Willow's days as a devil's advocate. Because, girl, she has this thing down!
And this is going to be a two-part case! Bob's fun is just the beginning and now the crew has to find the ...
2023-06-07 01:35:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around sports mascots and logos.
Our first request was by Firestorm Blade to get a lady version of Envy as a logo. Why that? Because hockey is just THAT badass.
Thanks for the suggestion, Blade...
2023-06-06 17:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post
It's not the team's fault that mermaids are universally beloved! I mean, at least it's just a meet and greet and not a siren's kissing booth or something. There could be people out there that are into the giant mascot head look.
2023-06-06 01:27:54 +0000 UTC View Post
I think this teaches the boss that better work outfits lead to better exploitation! Or work ethic. Really they count the same for the company bottom line.
And our month of Moli the imp is done, so Zamiel's fan-MORT relics are back to the rea...
2023-06-05 01:25:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Everybody knows about King Midas, but the MORT has been trying to play down stories of his much cooler cousin, King Myd'ass. It's the curse with no foreseeable downsides!
It's rare that agents fight to keep a cursed relic out in the pu...
2023-06-03 17:39:42 +0000 UTC View PostWe're going to do things a bit differently for June. Instead of me choosing the options and you voting for them, you're going to suggest options and I'm going to pick the three I think are the most fun. If you really like somebody else's idea, lea...
2023-06-02 19:34:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember that at Willow's current place in the timeline, the comic hasn't caught up with the end of Mercynaries yet, so Daisy and her minions are still at large. Or their victims are extra larges. Maybe both!
2023-06-02 01:40:05 +0000 UTC View Post
How many comics out there have the guts to take on and expose the mascot deep state? We're through the looking glass people and I'm the only one brave enough to face the busty hordes so you don't have to!
2023-06-01 02:07:39 +0000 UTC View PostIt's time for a new bonus art request thread as thanks to all the fine people that support at the $4 patron tier. Thank you all for your support!
If you're a member at the $10 support level, please use the other thread to ensure you get your...
2023-05-31 16:09:32 +0000 UTC View Post
It's drawing attention from the exact wrong type of ne'er-do-wells. I mean, does Willow even buy new clothes? Or have real money for that matter! Her wallet is probably full up on those made-up Divine fun bucks that have the same monetary value as...
2023-05-31 01:55:13 +0000 UTC View PostHere are the files for our unfinished game, as detailed in the previous post: https://www.patreon.com/posts/unfinished-game-83782755
En...
2023-05-30 16:01:28 +0000 UTC View PostHi all, I’ve been working on a new game and then I stopped working on said game! Rather than letting it go to complete waste, I figured I’d post it as a freebie for Patrons so people can check it out, see what an early game is like, and have a...
2023-05-30 16:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
I think what's actually impressive here is that Vicky Vixy can carry around a stadium sized drink with her mascot mittens. That takes skill and practice!
2023-05-30 01:32:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Well I don't see what's so crass about that marketing.
Zamiel is closing out Moli May with a very special guest among the fan-MORT items! Go go go! https://www.p...
2023-05-29 01:49:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Our theme for the MORT is "Sports" and our museum patrons voted for "working out" as this month's sequence!
You have to put in more work than just plodding along on a treadmill. Fitness is about sacrifice! Which is why I sit at a desk and wr...
2023-05-27 16:02:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Our theme for the MORT is "Sports" and our museum patrons voted for "working out" as this month's sequence!
You have to put in more work than just plodding along on a treadmill. Fitness is about sacrifice! Which is why I sit at a desk and wr...
2023-05-27 16:01:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Man, no fun allowed at the office. Thanks a lot, boss, amirite?
We need to call more products "wares". I'm tired of buying things, I want to buy wares.
2023-05-26 01:48:26 +0000 UTC View PostAttached are this week's bonus arts for our non-Patrons!
Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and Xtreme reboots.
Our next request was by King Azul for a cartoon about a barbarian warrior sent into the future...
2023-05-25 15:55:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and Xtreme reboots.
Our next request was by Melkorios to see Pip rebooted as a princess driven too far. Not entirely sure why my mind went to an 80s style vigilante movie with that, b...
2023-05-25 15:54:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Ha-HA! It was never about resuming the playing of the ball! It was about far more important parts of the sportsing world: The mascots! Down one player but up one shiny new mascot and that seems like a good trade.
2023-05-25 01:28:15 +0000 UTC View Post
It's supposed to be a pop-up ad, not a pop-out! But these do seem far more effective.
Taking bets on what Splashtrix is. Water park? Squirt guns? Water resistant basketball holders?
2023-05-24 01:36:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and Xtreme reboots.
Our next request was by King Azul for a cartoon about a barbarian warrior sent into the future by his nemesis and now rebooted into a damsel. In reality, the netwo...
2023-05-23 16:11:11 +0000 UTC View Post
The wonders of science! Sped up leg healing! And maybe some other stuff.
2023-05-23 01:04:57 +0000 UTC View Post
If she doesn't make it big as a salesperson, I think she has a real chance at assassin going on. Choke somebody out with a fashionable shirt and then disappear into the shadows! The bright, neon pink shadows.
From fashion murder to... okay, ...
2023-05-22 01:36:22 +0000 UTC View PostAttached are this week's bonus arts for non-Patrons!
Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and Xtreme reboots.
Our next request was by Cydra to have our toughest gals, Chast and the Librarian, get their reboots as l...
2023-05-20 15:01:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and Xtreme reboots.
Our next request was by Jimmy to have the whole Pip-Lust partnership rebooted as a magical girl story, with Greed as our plucky animal assistant. Just wait until s...
2023-05-20 14:59:31 +0000 UTC View Post