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Anyone having problems accessing chapters, please contact Patreon support. I've reached out to them and they gave me the super-helpful response of "for us to confirm that it's an issue on our end, we need to confirm it."

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Chapter 738: Listing Off Animals

Sophie, Jason and Melody were in a blank room in Emir’s cloud palace. Carlos, Arabelle and Emir were watching through a wall only transparent from the outside. Even knowing that her mother was more unstable than ever, Sophie was astounded at how...

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Chapter 737: Faith is the Bane of Intellect

Jason rejoined the team as they were passing by a worship square. The temples surrounding it were in better condition than most of the city's buildings, but not through any respect for the gods. The messengers had no compunction about defiling tem...

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Chapter 736: What's Wrong With Simple

Bellory watched as the plant essence user restored the old tree that had once formed the bones of her tavern. She could rebuild it but it wouldn’t be the same, especially not with the directions from the city officials. It would be bigger than e...

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Chapter 735: The Whims of People Like Me

They were seated on benches in a corner of a crowded city square, a sea of people flowing from building to building and street to street. The temples were abustle, Jason recognising the closest as churches for Trader and Healer. The buildings had ...

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Chapter 734: Mothers

Comparing vehicles from Earth versus those from Pallimustus, each had its advantages. Magical vehicles could accomplish things that nothing from Earth could match, especially at the high end. No rock star's private jet or presidential aeroplane co...

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Chapter 733: Optimism

Jason couldn’t see an undamaged building in the village, but at least the damage was minor. They had suffered an unusual sequence of attacks, starting with hundreds of lesser monsters that the locals had fought off themselves with shovels, pitch...

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Chapters Resuming Today

Okay, so first thing, the "chapter" that went out today was my assistant not having done any scheduling in two months. It was an empty chapter with only a title.

Second, if anyone is looking for some behind-the-scenes content of the audiobo...

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Legends of LitRPG live discord event

Firstly, I didn't pick the name. It's me and two other blokes.

There will be a live event on the discord (Q&A event channel) where our superb audio narrator Heath Miller will be in discussion with two authors whose work he narrates. Me,...

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Book 10 (thus far) PDF bundle

Here is what we have of book 10 thus far.

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We are now on break

I know that the chapters pausing for a good long while is not what everybody wants, which puts me in bit of an odd position. For all of you, the story has gone on hiatus, but for me, I've gone on holiday, which means that while you might find your...

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Chapter 732: Welcome Back Colin

The giant, fleshy mass splashed into the roiling red pool at the bottom of the shaft. Jason winced at the sound which, even through the echo effect of the shaft, reminded him of messing up a dive and doing a painful belly flop.

“That was a...

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Chapter 731: Stash Wakes Up From a Nap

Sophie and Humphrey made their way through the building affixed to the side of a cliff, arriving at a window wall with a gorgeous view of the rainforest below, stretching out to the distant coast. In front of the window was a huge mound of blanket...

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Book 8 coming soon, chapters coming down sooner.

Sorry for the lack of notice due to me being too tired to organise things properly. The book 8 chapters will be coming down this week in preparation for the book release on the 13th of December.

Remember to grab the PDF if you want it; I've...

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Chapter 730: Drunken Lies and Mythic Legends

In a ghost town largely reclaimed by jungle, Jason and Allayeth watched Raelia open a portal and leave through it.

“She held up well,” Jason observed.

“She did,” Allayeth said. “It didn’t show in her body language at all. D...

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Chapter 729: Ordinary Everyday Adventuring

Jason’s team had been expecting the emergence of elemental-infused messengers to accelerate the plans of Jes Fin Kaal. Instead, they heard nothing as they continued taking and fulfilling contracts, Shade picking up new ones as he delivered their...

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Chapter 728: Political Price

On the balcony of Jason’s treehouse, Vidal Ladiv was looking warily at the spherical device at the end of the pole he was holding.

“What exactly is this thing?” he asked.

“Don’t worry about it,” Travis said distractedly as ...

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Chapter 727: The Questions You're Asking Don't Matter

Allayeth went through the portal arch, leaving Jason’s soul realm. Jason and his companions all looked at one another.

“Do you think she bought it?” Belinda asked.

“Bought what?” Humphrey asked.

Sophie patted him on the...

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Notes about hiatus

There are a lot of details to get through with this post, so I'll try to be concise. My more typical ramblings can be found at the end.

Hiatus Period: December & January.

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Chapter 726: We Should Probably Get You Out of Here

“We need to talk with my team,” Jason said to Allayeth. They were walking through an underground cavern lit by glowing fungus too bright and too convenient to be natural phosphorescence.

“Do they comprehend the magnitude of what this p...

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Chapter 725: Nigh-Impossible Goals

As Jason and Allayeth continued to meander through his garden estate, Allayeth had the chance to see much more of it. In the manicured gardens that didn’t tower over them, she could see the looming pagoda at the centre of the estate. A network o...

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Chapter 724: How to Reach Gold-Rank in Three Easy Steps

Jason and Allayeth continued to meander through the garden of Jason’s spiritual estate.

“This realm is in a constant state of change,” Jason explained. “At first, it was a metaphor. A mindscape I could enter while meditating. I found...

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Chapter 723: Garden-Variety Arrogance

Jason’s team were preparing to leave his soul realm when Jason went dead still.

“Jason?” Gary asked, prompting everyone else to look at him.

“What’s wrong?” Humphrey asked.

“Allayeth has been staring at the portal t...

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Chapter 722: Leap of Faith

Jason and his companions were sitting at a large round table, nibbling at refreshments.

“There’s no escaping the fact that Clive’s actions will cause us trouble,” Humphrey said. “That being said, we are under no obligation to hand ...

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Chapter 721: Explicitly Antagonistic

Jason and his team were not the only ones to capture some of the elemental messengers, although they were the ones to catch the most. Clive and Farrah's ritual cages were able to contain almost fifty of them, although the constructs would not last...

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The Biggest Decision Since Starting the Story

TL;DR: I'm deciding between more, longer hiatuses or reducing the chapter release schedule to 3-per-week and coming back in January instead of February.


In my lengthy post where I announced I was taking December and Jan...

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Chapter 720: A More Practical Purpose

The mushroom cloud of dust and ash covered a huge area, and all around it, teams of adventurers were clashing with the messengers altered by elemental power. One of the first things Jason had done on coming into contact with one was to touch his h...

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Chapter 719: A Juice Newton Situation

Summoned familiars occupied parts of their summoner when not manifested. Colin occupied Jason’s blood, Shade his shadow and Gordon his aura. Clive’s familiar, Onslow, became a magical tattoo on Clive’s abdomen that he could tap into for elem...

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Chapter 718: Not Like the Ones We Know

In a section of rainforest characterised by tall but intermittent trees rising above the canopy, Jason’s cloud palace had taken the form of treehouses connected by rope bridges. The balcony of the largest treehouse has a sequence of hammocks han...

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Chapter 717: Bad Influence

Like Jason, Emir had reclaimed his cloud palace as new buildings were swiftly fabricated in their place. As the area once used to hold visiting adventurer vehicles was being reclaimed by the city as they expanded their refugee and rehousing infras...

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