Dear Mr. Fix-it,
I know you usually give advice on how to repair radios or lawn mowers or loose gutters, but I’ve got a situation that’s a little more complicated. You see there’s this guy at work – his name’s Blake – and he’s ...
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But Emily, Jake’s sister, promised that Stev...
2020-12-14 02:47:18 +0000 UTC View PostAs he walked down the sidewalk, Dalton couldn’t help smiling at how well things were going. It was his 25th birthday, which was certainly going to be better than the previous 24. He had managed to convince Hans to come over that evening, and Dal...
2020-12-12 00:51:27 +0000 UTC View PostFriday, April 2
Pete awoke and looked at his clock. 7:00am. He shoved his comforter out of the way and jumped out of bed.
He was naked except for his jockstrap, and quickly got dressed in the some of the new c...
2020-12-02 01:52:00 +0000 UTC View PostWednesday, March 31
Pete awoke and looked at the clock. 7:30am. He shoved his comforter off him and quickly got out of bed.
He took off his pinstriped pajamas, changed into a black t-shirt and black shorts, an...
2020-12-01 03:10:54 +0000 UTC View PostMonday, March 29
Bruiser awoke and looked at the clock. 2:58pm. It was the third or fourth time he had checked it, and he knew he needed to get up.
“I should go work out,” he thought. “But that probably ...
2020-11-30 17:18:39 +0000 UTC View PostFriday, March 26
Bruiser awoke and looked at his clock. 2:12pm.
“Fuck, I slept way too long,” he thought.
He got up, shaved, brushed his teeth, got dressed in his usual t-shirt and shorts, and headed...
2020-11-30 02:07:46 +0000 UTC View PostWednesday, March 24
Bruiser awoke and looked at his clock. 12:05pm. A little earlier than he normally got up, but he still felt very rested.
He got out of bed and greeted himself in the mirror in his usual man...
2020-11-29 00:34:02 +0000 UTC View PostMonday, March 22
Bruiser Reeves awoke and looked at the small alarm clock. 12:45pm. He opened his big mouth to yawn, pushed the black comforter off his almost-naked body, and glided out of bed.
The sun streame...
2020-11-28 20:11:08 +0000 UTC View Post