Bellow's Matches to Watch in the Skeet Sixteen!
After a thrilling round one full of huge upsets, stunning defeats, and hair-rising buzzer-beaters, we're on to the even more exciting round two. With for...
2020-03-25 14:56:59 +0000 UTC View Post
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Bellow's Matches to Watch for Rude March of Madness
Sup, Sportsfans! Your boy Bellow here with my picks for matchups to watch in this year's Rude March of Madness. When I asked why everyone wanted me to wr...
2020-03-22 20:38:49 +0000 UTC View PostRUDE MARCH OF MADNESS
💸🚽🐖🍯PATRONS!!!🍯🐖🚽💸
⛹🏾🏀🎆🏀GET READY TO RRRUUUUUMMMBBBBBLE!!!!!🏀🎆🏀⛹🏾
That’s right! In honor or March ☘️ Madness ☘️ we here at Rude Tales of Magic 🐉🔮 have decided to bring...
2020-03-22 19:53:14 +0000 UTC View PostDe Bonesby enjoys a long rest.
Hi! It's Chris, just messing around in Procreate, trying out some new brushes. I can't believe I got Todd in the Achewood casting in yesterday's post. I'm actually The Dude and the Catastrophe.
2020-03-19 13:12:10 +0000 UTC View PostThe Ultimate Rude Tales of Magic Fantasy Casting Part One
Sometimes, when it seems like the work day will never end, we at Rude Tales of Magic like to pass the time by messaging each other playful castings. Today, to help YOU pass the time, we’re giving you the gift of some of our favo...
2020-03-18 18:28:10 +0000 UTC View PostMommy, where do sasquatches come from?
Hi friends! I trust you're all taking good care of yourselves.
In the last rude talks of chatting, Elf Lord patfeehan asked a good question about how we devised some of the homebrew races that aren't from the Players Handbook and I fumbled a...
2020-03-18 13:29:16 +0000 UTC View PostRude Talks of Chatting ep012 Boys Boys Boys
QUICK, JOIN THE DISCORD!
We're going to start making LOTS of extra stuff to share with you during these, our upcoming plague days, because we know a lot of you are locked in your homes, and the world sucks especially hard right now, and also...
2020-03-17 05:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostRude Quiz of Matching
Now you can finally take the definitive* quiz to find out which Rude Tales character best matches your personality! Go forth, rudely to take and share!
*free
2020-03-10 17:41:01 +0000 UTC View PostBLEH! Welcome to Blood Tales of Depravity! BLEH!
Bleh! Good evening.....come in weary traveller, take off your cape. We'd love to "have" you for "dinner." In the meantime, we hope you enjoy this new entertainment (The Rude Tales Crew (mostly) plays VAMPIRE: THE MASQUERADE), we hope it doesn't "s...
2020-03-06 23:33:47 +0000 UTC View PostHAIL and welcome to your free ticket for our next live show.
Hey there baby! We got our next live show coming up at Union Hall in beautiful Brooklyn...
2020-03-04 21:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostRude Talks of Chatting ep011 "All the Little Ants" with Brennan Lee Mulligan!
Aloha our little raison d'etres!
We have a VERY special "amouse ears" for you today, it's the normal Rude Talks of Chatting but with special guest Brennan Lee Mulligan, host of 2020-03-04 16:03:31 +0000 UTC View Post
ELF LORDS ONLY: Secret Chats of Talking (for eps 8 "Brothers Keeper"-10 "Buggin' Out”)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6U85CLzL6g
2020-02-20 20:51:58 +0000 UTC View PostRude Talks of Chatting ep010 "Buggin' Out"
The whole gang gathers to discuss the prison break, the reaction to our new bf Legion, and what the show might look like after we finally kill all the main characters.
2020-02-18 05:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostFor the Queen: Showdown in Snakeland
Aloha!
Recently, the Rude Tales Crew (minus Timbo, plus a Taymo) got together to play the super fun storytelling game For the Queen by Alex Roberts. Here it is, in all its raw, unedited glory.
For the Queen is one of my fav...
2020-02-13 21:17:59 +0000 UTC View PostWill U B Rude?
Is there a special someone in your life? A Someone you'd call dibs on? A Someone you would commit to potty-training? A Someone who makes your heart feel large enough to contain (a forest-full of!) Owlbears?
These are the Valentines for you. ...
2020-02-11 00:53:02 +0000 UTC View PostRUDE TALES of MAGIC: THE NAMES THAT GOT AWAY
Rollin on Piss Beach
Game Time With Some Nice Friends
Thrilling Capers
Fantastic Affairs
Drama and Danger
Our Savage Love of D&D
Rude Talks of Chatting ep009 "The Cave and the Mistress"
No Taylor this week, as he has died. In lieu of flowers the gang records a premium chat show as usual without mentioning that anything is out of the ordinary.
Since Taylor died, this was recorded on Skype and will therefore sound AWESOME! Yo...
2020-02-05 00:21:57 +0000 UTC View PostRude Tales of Magic LIVE at Union Hall 1/23/20
Ahoy Bearers of the Black Grail!
Welcome, to our most recent live show! We had a great time, the audience had a great time, and StirFry died.
FYI: This show is 100% non-canon, taking place in a pocket universe unconnected to anyt...
2020-01-25 19:42:25 +0000 UTC View PostOur Custom Live Show Character Sheet
Hello! This is Chris AKA Frederick de Bonesby.
We just had a thrilling live show with a wonderful crowd in Brooklyn last night, and I thought I'd share a bit of the preparation that went into the show. As we were getting ready...
2020-01-24 18:04:22 +0000 UTC View PostRude Talks of Chatting ep008 "Brothers Keeper"
Now THIS is what I call mutual pleasure!
2020-01-21 05:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe Brothers Pepsi
Carly here! I tried to capture what I imagined the Pepsis would look like based on Branson’s amazing performance and also our mutual love of The Dover Boys at Pimento University. I spared you from seeing Bukkake‘s private parts, but know they ...
2020-01-19 04:18:02 +0000 UTC View PostKebin
Folks, here he is. And as a little bonus I've included my first draft of Kebin from before he was going to be a part of the show when he was just a little warm-up drawing.
2020-01-10 17:38:00 +0000 UTC View PostELF LORDS ONLY: Secret Chats of Talking for between ep007 "Kebin" and ep008
Branson and Producer Taylor invite you to the innermost circle where all secrets are revealed. REND THE VEIL OF MAYA, BEHOLD THE TERRIBLE TRUTH.
Topics include:
Kebin
Horror/Comedy
knowing if something is bad or if it's you...
2020-01-10 00:28:36 +0000 UTC View PostRude Talks of Chatting ep007 "Kebin" and NYE Special
Wow, a giant sized RUDE TALKS OF CHATTING covering Kebin AND our big Holiday Spectacular!? What more could a girl want? (end of climate change, a more equitable and just society, The Witcher season 2)
NEXT LIVE SHOW!!! On January 23rd at Uni...
2020-01-07 19:03:27 +0000 UTC View Post“We met that vampire”
I thought “what if I drew Ivan Gretzky like THIS?” And so I did.
Smooth tidings,
Carly
2020-01-05 13:21:16 +0000 UTC View PostMerry Pissmas to all! (bonus ep character sheets)
Seasons greetings from Christopher (Frederick) and Ali (Cordelia), your New Years Eve special one-off adventure Dungeon Masters! If you didn't notice the holiday special in your feed, tricksy Taylor (Taylor) titled this ep "Blackbird Singing in th...
2019-12-31 20:09:19 +0000 UTC View PostThe Gang Levels Up (post ep007 "Kebin")
Lo! For are they not CHANGED by their journey!
This is the Level Up session that took place after episode 007, or "Kebin." If you haven't heard that episode, *don't listen to this*.
If you're already a fan of Dungeons and Dragons 5th E...
2019-12-28 22:38:22 +0000 UTC View PostA flash of boney shin...
de Bonesby’s skirts are hitched and he’s off, baby! Animated by yours truly, Carly 🦌
2019-12-27 20:55:49 +0000 UTC View PostNew cast art!
Thank you for bearing with us while our producer Taylor is in the hospital. Here’s a drawing from our very own Branson Reese of the main cast! Enjoy! It’ll be public before too long so bask in your exclusivity while the basking’s good!
2019-12-19 23:30:11 +0000 UTC View PostRude Talks of Chatting e006 "When You're Here"
We had a short crew, but oooh what fun we had talking about regional accents, the difference between ENFP and INTSJTS-D's vis a vis the gang's Meyer's Brig's psychological designations, what we love about Bello and Cordelia, how incredibly sophist...
2019-12-10 05:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post