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Linkapalooza!

Hey friends,

Hope you’re hanging in there. I have a headache that has shut off my ability to think thoughts, so we’re only doing Links & Stuff today. Your regularly scheduled Everything Else will be back next week.

Palestine-re...

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Marathon runners! Bragging about YOU at a conference! Free SoCal stuff!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. My roommate was just like “Wow, Daylight Saving Time ending is hitting hard, huh?” And I was like “Yes, I’m going to skip most of this newsletter I’m writing because I am to...

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Got a long list of ex-lovers, they’ll tell you this is my Halloween costume.

Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging in there. This is a quick one because I simply don’t have much to tell you. I’m at a little café and there are two young gays here talking through every single party drug one at a time, including a...

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A Gazpacho-Based Public Service Announcement with Mckenzee Griffler

This episode was recorded on August 29. I was running on three hours of couch sleep. It’s a fine episode tho!!! I think I maybe undersell it in the intro. Or maybe I accurately sell it. You, the listener, can decide.

Topics include:

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More Halloween bops! The hottest gay elephant! 2 Anthology 2 Ideas????

Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging in there. I went to the Trans Art Bazaar (excuse me, BOO-zaar) today and met so many nice people! (I learned that the sec...

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Trans Supremacy?! With Mattie Lubchansky & Jaya Saxena

Tuck pits a married couple against each other by asking a series of trivia questions about Fast, Fast & Furious, and Transgenderism. A live audience reacts. Losing is rewarded. Chaos reigns.

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Grant open! Transcripts up! Recs accepted! Baseball gay!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. Happy Friday the 13th! No new eps, obviously, but we’ve got some fun stuff happening behind the scenes (and… in front of the scenes? In the scenes? What’s the opposite of that, do you th...

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Raquel Willis! 10% off merch! Rewards update! Oscar the Grouch lore?

Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging in there. Welcome to our season 11 finale!!!

Before I forget: I’m FINALLY catching up on Patreon rewards for the first time since last season. So if you joined a $5+ tier in the last, uh, six mo...

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Alison Rumfitt! Merch is back! Gay manga extravaganza!

Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging in there. It’s wet here!!!! (Also, thank you to everyone who sent fridge...

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"It’s Not Possible For Media To Make You Gay (Except in My Case It Is!)" by Kendra Wells

This month, we're sharing Kendra Wells's frankly life-changing presentation from our August live show at the Bell House. You can 2023-09-29 15:06:43 +0000 UTC View Post

Chiquitita! LA event! Fridge-free food recs!?

Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging in there. My big news is that our fridge broke and now we don’t have a fridge for the next week, and it turns out that fridges are actually really useful? If anyone has suggestions for (vegan) food to...

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Speed/reading! Sitting! Last call for U.S. 2T2F!

Hey friends,

Hope you’re hanging in there. The new Mitski album dropped and I haven’t gotten to listen to it yet but I hope you are all doing ok about it emotionally.

I realize I’m often like “gonna make this one quick” and t...

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Casey Plett! Upcoming exclusives! The *best* comic book!

Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging in there. I’m very almost asleep so this is going to be a short one.

(Did I just pause for 10 minutes to text friend-of-the-pod Kirby about the grammar of very almost asleep? Don’t worry about...

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“Proud, self-described gutter-pagan, mostly queer dirtbags in their early 30s”

Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging in there. Great news: the NYC live show is over, so you don’t have to listen to me talk about buying tickets anymore!!!

We’ll drop a short, abridged version of the live show in the main feed i...

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Soleil Ho! Tuck & Mckenzee AMA! GOOD trans journalism?

Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging in there. I’m doing a wild new thing called “writing the newsletter from my phone at the bodega while I wait a very long time for a breakfast burrito” so let’s see how that goes.

This week...

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Julien and the Last of the Virgins

This month, we chat with Julien (they/them), a nursing student who has changed their name and their career three times each (so far!)

As the title implies, we talk about sex in this one! Also, very briefly, drugs. Skip 33:33-43:20 if you are...

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Nicole Maines! Submit a live show q!

Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging in there. My big news is that I finally spotted a bar in NYC that serves Montucky Cold Snacks, but it cost $7 before tip for a 12oz can???? So anyway, I’m moving back to Portland**, see you soon.

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Katie Barnes! Final live show lineup!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. I literally just had to check the calendar because it feels like it’s been a million years since we put out the Katie Barnes episode, but apparently it has only been six days???

Anyway...

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2 Trans 2 Furious PDF! Calvin! Hal! Imara! Live show! Washington!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. I just got back from beautiful Seattle, Washington, where I hung out with at least two former Gender Reveal guests and lots of other assorted pals. (Speaking of — I went to the Seattle Trans...

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NYC live show presale!!

Hey friends,

We've got another live show coming up and it's our most high-concept event yet. Tickets for Gender Reveal presents: SPEED/READING — a high-octane show about authors and also fast things — are available now, and I wa...

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Hal Schrieve! Important 2T2F update!

Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging in there. I’m flying across the country tomorrow, but before I do, I have hastily been putting the finishing touches on three bonus episodes!

  1. This month’s Gender Conceal episode...

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Managing Rihanna’s MLB expansion team with Calvin Kasulke

This month, Tuck and Calvin (of Several People Are Typing fame) hung out in Tuck’s living room for three hours... and we recorded the first hour, so here’s that. Topics include:

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M.E. O’Brien! New NYT gossip! One of Tuck’s favorite trans texts!

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Hope you’re hanging in there. Very hyped to share this week’s Very Special Family Abolition episode with M.E. O’Brien! I pulled a fe...

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Sandy Stone! Family abolition! Mad Max?

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. I was sick for a couple days, which led me to Sit At Home Doing Nothing, and I’m immediately overcompensating from that by drinking a cold brew and planning a sort of untenable number of fut...

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A short one!

Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging in there. Congratulations to everyone in the US for making it through another Suffering Day for every animal and also many humans with PTSD. (This week's banner image is by Gender Reveal alum Demian Din...

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High-Fiving Mattie Lubchansky through Keith Haring’s Irreversible Damage Hole

This month, Tuck returns to their friendship chatcast era— and this time, we’re chatting with Mattie Lubchansky! Topics include but are not limited ...

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Honey Mahogany! Cisgender bottom surgery!

Hey friends,

Hope you’re hanging in there. Before I go any further, I need you to know that we’re putting out a Gender Conceal episode tomorrow, and it’s called “High-Fiving Mattie Lubchansky through Keith Haring’s Irreversible Dam...

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Spicy Advicey! Dykes! Angels! Grimace! The most perfect shirt?!?

Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging in there. I Dyke Marched* for like five hours today and now my brain is completely empty and yet I need to write something here for you now. Did you know that the Los Angeles Angels are currently winnin...

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M Nijiya! We moved! Most importantly: Crunchwrap accomplished!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. Rhubarb and I have successfully relocated from Queens to Brooklyn, and after few days of moving way way way too hard, I am now starting to regain the rhythms of normal life (eating, working, e...

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A. Andrews! Bad air tips! 10% off merch!

Hey friends,

Hope you’re hanging in there. Here’s the thing about the air: it’s bad! (Although getting better the longer I procrastinate on sending this.) There seems to be some arguments online about whether east coasters are allowed ...

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