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Meeting Our Muses Day Two: Not All Muses are Gods

Some writers speak as though their words come from a supernatural source—a muse, an angel, or even a god. As an atheist, I won’t tell you that inspired work comes from God, but the sensation of receiving words rather than creating them is quit...

This Week We're Meeting Our Muses

Only one in 10 of my poems ever makes it to publication. My prose is even worse. Sometimes, I produce to a respectable standard, but sometimes, I’d do better without a pen in my hand. This is true of most writers, although I do know a few irksom...

There's No Such Thing as Normal When it Comes to Sex

In the Fifties, Alfred Kinsey found out that sexual orientation couldn’t be measured in binary. Even back in his era, people were highly responsive to sadomasochistic erotica. There was no such thing as normal when it came to sex.

Getting to Know Your Readers Week Day Four: How to Be Invisible

All the tools and mechanics we learn in this workshop have one goal in common: To help the reader become so immersed in your work that you, the writer, become invisible to them. They’ve entered an entirely new world and forgotten they’re readi...

Getting to Know Your Readers Day Three: Knowing What You Want to Achieve

When Drew Houston first created DropBox, it became one of the most expensive tech failures of its time. Steve Jobs famously waved it away as mere trash. Then one day Houston received some odd advice: Define what you’re doing. That’s it. That�...

Dying in Order to be Invisible

My grandmother said my smile was my greatest asset. At the age of seven, she’d already taught me to do yoga and watch my diet. “Once you pass 30, your body will absorb every calorie you consume.” That’s what she said, so she taught me to w...

Black Hippy Chick Day: A Note About Ambition

If you go to an open mic on any given evening anywhere in the world, you will usually hear an infinite series of cute McPoems that sound lovely but say little. Donald Hall invented the word “McPoem” in his book, Poetry and Ambition. The book i...

Neurodivergence doesn’t always express itself in the form of perfectly-hewn sentences and logic.

This week, I got skewered for tripping over a sentence six months ago, or at least that’s what I’ve been told. Over the last four days, I’ve earned the label “The transphobe” because I muddled a few words. Contempt-filled people turned t...

Getting to Know Your Readers Week Day Two: Don't Seek Feedback from Aliterate People

My mentor wryly called readers “enemies”. He knew the last thing his up-and-coming writers wanted to do was listen to the very people their work was intended for. If you’re new to the craft, you might think that when a reader misconstrues yo...

It's Getting to Know Your Readers Week! (With a Comedy Twist)

If you use this workshop as it is intended, your readers’ experience of your work will be one of the most powerful tools you’ll ever use. A piece can’t come alive unless it reaches your readers. What we do, as writers, is try to connect. Tha...

A Story About a Nice Guy

Not so long ago, I met a Very, Very Nice Guy™ online. He wrote me Nice letters. He left me Nice comments. He was even Nice when I apologised for not having the time for new friendships. I told him that, as guilty as I felt, I wouldn’t be r...

Prompt Week Day Five: Fractured Fairytales

Feminism has pushed back on the Brothers Grimm fairy tales ever since the Sixties. The movement insisted Cinderella didn’t need a prince. Sleeping Beauty could wake up all on her own. Happy endings didn’t always include marriage, so writers al...

You're Not Real Until You Shag Men You Don't Like for Free

An ex-Fetlife caretaker once listed the most surprising aspects of his employment. He recalled the many men who reported women for ignoring their unsolicited messages. They assumed the profiles were “not real” purely on that basis. Worse yet, ...

The Little Red Hen of Toxic Relationships

Have you ever met an indifferent man who, nonetheless, doesn’t want to lose you?

You’re the Little Red Hen of his life:  

“If we plant this wheat, we’ll have bread to eat. Who will help?”

“Not I,” ...

Prompt Week Day Three: Immersion

We speak a lot about tools that can improve the immersion of the reader—Use metaphors. Lose cliches. Create an evocative scene. We rarely speak about the immersion required of the writer, though, so we’re going to cover that today for our prom...

Prompt Week Day Three: Write an Original Love Poem

My mentor taught me that universality is the highest goal of literature. If there were such a thing as the perfect piece of writing, it would touch everyone—every age group, demographic, and sex. Of course, such a piece does not exist, but some ...

Prompt Week Day Two: Write Words Write Words Write Words

Sometimes everything you write is golden.
Sometimes everything you write is trash.

There is a third option, though:

Sometimes you think everything you write is trash because you’ve gone through a period of learning a...

Achieving the perfect SpanishRed Life is like solving the Navier-Stokes equation. While climbing Everest. On stilts. With Richard Dawkins screaming at you.

A dominant once tried to teach me a life lesson through the pain of a BDSM scene. I don’t participate in power exchange for the life lessons, but if I did, I would be damned careful that my dominant could live well himself. This top could not. T...

Crutch Week Day Five: Pretentiousness

As a writer, you can approach your work in one of two ways:

• You can expose yourself.

• You can hide yourself.

The majority of my work with new writers entails helping them to put themselves into their wor...

It doesn’t matter that some men don’t rape. It matters that we rarely enjoy an extended period without sexual violence.

Tears Animal Rescue has a dog feedback form to help kennel managers understand their behaviour. One of the questions is, “Is the dog reactive to men?” At any given time, we have several dogs who are only terrified of the male of the species. I...

Crutch Week Day Four: Write First. Edit Later

I’ve been writing a novel since 100 BC. It’s pretty good. No, really. Every time I sit down to write it, I go back and read it all again.

Then I spend two hours editing out mistakes.

Next week, I will do the same: Sit down to write...

Crutch Week Day Three: Obscurity

Some people write because they enjoy the creativity.

Some people write because they want to connect.

There’s nothing wrong with either of these priorities, but there’s a third option that’s self-defeating. If you’re like most w...

Can Men and Women be Friends?

In my twenties, I learned that friends who fall in love with you will ultimately fall in hate with you. Resentment and irrational hope will do that. By the time they’ve learned that “no” doesn’t mean “not yet”, you’re emotionally inv...

@BlackHippyChick Day: A Note on Derogatory Language

The Associated Press has a Facebook page for discussing the syntax and punctuation required of their writers. You might think the page would be as silent and dry as a library, but even writers have flame wars. In January last year, The AP was shou...

Things I Wish I'd Known About Kink From the Start

Getting a reference from a top’s friend or current play partner is like asking Donald Trump what he thinks of Donald Trump. Get references from people your potential play partner isn’t on good terms with. The way someone treats their ex is usu...

Crutch Week Day Two: Don’t be wasteful. Only use hardworking words.

Yesterday we began talking about adjectivitis. Today we’re going to look at some of the reasons an adjective might not work.

• It’s unnecessary

Do your readers need to know your character is...

Your dominant preferences say the following things about your life skills

A dominant once tried to teach me a life lesson through the pain of a BDSM scene. I don’t participate in power exchange for the life lessons, but if I did, I would be damned careful that my dominant could live well himself. This top could not. T...

Personal Bill of Rights

This is an excerpt from The Anxiety & Phobia Workbook by E.J. Bourne. It's been a treasure for me over the years, so I thought I'd share it.

• I have the right to ask for what I need.

• I have the right ...

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It's Writing Crutches Week!

Being a new writer is a lot like trying to build a spaceship before you’ve ever taken a single course in rocket science. Even if you’ve never studied, you expect yourself to achieve at the level of writers who have decades of training.

T...

Terror Week Day Five: Fail Because You Have the Courage to be Creative

Insane people tell me bungee jumping is fun. I do not know which planet those people come from, but they appear to exist. It gives you the sensation of falling without the bone-crushing crash. Fear can be fun, but only if you know the rope will pr...